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thelastlast 217 points ago +217 / -0

this is confusing because I dont know if they actually did this first or if the Bee article came out and then they did it....or if the Bee is now causing things to happen with their articles because they have tapped into the matrix.

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overseer3 112 points ago +112 / -0

No silly, the fake news is the real news and the real news is the fake news here in 🤡🌎

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PoohClimbsTrees 47 points ago +47 / -0

Men In Black predicted that.

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WeinerLapTop 23 points ago +23 / -0

And they got that from trump. He used to be known as an avid tabloid reader.

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HeavyVetting 12 points ago +12 / -0

Check the hot sheets.

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publ1us 11 points ago +11 / -0

Best investigative reporting in the galaxy

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TacticalWitdotcom 4 points ago +5 / -1

Babylon Bee doesn't only do satire. They do real stuff too.

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pokeman 5 points ago +5 / -0

honk HONK

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Bonededdy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It really is. These are some scary times we are living in.

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switchhand 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's almost as if the left has never heard of the Streisand effect. For those who don't remember, back in the day, photos of Barbra Streisand's property leaked. Streisand's effort to suppress the photos made them go viral, in a form of early internet meme, resulting in an effect coined the Streisand effect — a social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information via the Internet.

The funniest part of all is that big tech sacrificed their entire reputation trying to protect A CRACK HEAD

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bill_in_texas 52 points ago +52 / -0

The Bee has become so powerful it can now accurately predict the future, unironically.

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NazisWereSocialist 29 points ago +29 / -0

Did they actually do it? Assumed Trump was trolling them or just posted Babylon bee because this shit is believable at this point.

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Aisle-is-closed 16 points ago +17 / -1

Maybe it’s Mandela effect, but I saw news about a twitter blackout/crash PRIOR to this satire.

I literally don’t know what to believe.

Edit: it really happened: https://nypost.com/2020/10/15/twitter-appears-to-be-down/

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stonepony 11 points ago +12 / -1

Global shutdown. And when they came back online, people were being flooded with their old complaint submissions.

Probably removing a bunch of shadow-banning or something.

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cob05 6 points ago +6 / -0

My account was FUBAR after 5pm EST and then was 'suspended' for no reason late last night. There's fuckery afoot.

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maganify 1 point ago +1 / -0

flushing the audit logs

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Canuck4Trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats why this is so hilarious ...the Leftists are so spun out that Any of these scenarios are possible-haha

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Barack-Obama2 125 points ago +127 / -2

When I see “big T”, I think of big testicles. I like testicles. My wife has a pair.

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thelastlast 50 points ago +50 / -0

you are a very sneaky novelty account.

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Cmchn 19 points ago +19 / -0

The mods impeached him

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bellcurvestrikesback 15 points ago +15 / -0

Deported back to Kenya

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 12 points ago +12 / -0

Died of traumatic soft palate damage when big mike got too excited

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Barack-Obama2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Got a little too faggoty in an AMA thread and got banned.

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Bananapirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slap

Slap

Slap

"Tell me me I'm yuuuuuuuge, Joe."

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Mother_of_gains 80 points ago +82 / -2

Who is big T? Does he mean big Mike?

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AlphaNathan [S] 78 points ago +78 / -0

I assumed big tech, think he ran out of characters.

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Mother_of_gains 24 points ago +25 / -1

I would die laughing if he said big mike

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NazisWereSocialist 8 points ago +8 / -0

You’re definitely right, but the tweet would absolutely still work if “Big T” was Treason.

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Cmchn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe it's just Big Trolling, and the T means nothing

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_Donald-Trump_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol, I was thinking Big Trump

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Basileus 64 points ago +67 / -3

Did GEOTUS get satire-stung by the Bee?

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xBigCoffinHunter 54 points ago +54 / -0

The line between satire and reality is ever thinner

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E-dantes 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pure socratic method; I am an idiot. Explain it to me. Show me how smart you really are.

Trump is a genius.

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TheMAGAnificent 46 points ago +46 / -0

Zero chance he doesn't know it's satire. He's bringing attention to the Bee (which helps him because it'll open people's eyes to the absurdity of actual news), brings attention to the fact that Twitter was down at a suspiciously convenient time, and calls out both Joe Biden and big tech.

5D chess, lads

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

Satire has a way of getting past people's confirmation bias. Many lefties get redpilled by humor when they can't hear facts.

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Robert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter's going to shut down completely because of a future infodump and Trump is pre-emptively drawing attention to it, looking silly now but looking like a time-traveler later on when Twitter inevitably shuts down for a few days for "maintenance" as the October surprises keep coming.

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Whenagain 41 points ago +41 / -0

Iduno, the Bee has been more accurate than CNN this year... give it a day.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

This century you mean?

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MetalRiddle 31 points ago +31 / -0

No, this is classic Trump trolling.

MSM: TRUMP THINKS BABYLON BEE ARTICLE IS REAL

Normies: What is Babylon Bee Article?

Babylon Bee: Big tech is trying to interfere with the election on behalf of Biden

Normies: Hmmm, they have a point

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Holeinone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every lib I know has been screaming ZOMG! Trump thinks Babylon Bee headline is real.

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kmillz 62 points ago +62 / -0

LMAO this is so funny. He has to know it's satire. He is baiting the media into covering the shut down and bringing even MORE attention to the major Biden stories.

"Fact check: No, Twitter didn't shut down entire Network to hide the pictures of Hunter Biden sleeping with a meth pipe in his mouth."

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flipping_some_tables 9 points ago +9 / -0

Srsly tho, brilliant moves

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NazisWereSocialist 36 points ago +36 / -0

Trump’s never mistakenly shared Babylon Bee as legitimate before right? He totally knows it’s satire and the media won’t be able to help themselves in calling him out for sharing satire as legitimate, forcing them to talk about Hunter Biden’s emails.

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E-dantes 13 points ago +13 / -0

He is playing socrates..........i love it! I know not why one would do such a thing. Please explain?

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Picador_20 8 points ago +8 / -0

You mean it's a bad thing for people to desire to see devil worshiping pedophiles brought to justice?

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sir_rockness 9 points ago +10 / -1

Awesome leadership at Twitter.

Can you imagine what kind of stupidity was going on behind the scenes?

It makes you wonder if they just told the senior sys admin to shutdown the VM Database servers cause they just couldn't even

LOLOLOL

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creed 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder if twitter while add a warning to this post about containing false information?

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tehkelso 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right after the shutdown, all the links I liked, retweeted and posted to the Biden story were removed. Including archive.is versions - all without notice.

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AlphaOmaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

News: “twitter shut down. Here’s why that’s a good thing”. No I’m not joking. Lol.

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f89bf3f8108a.jpeg

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Numaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope the American people send the Dems that very same error message on November 3.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are in the presences of a true master. God bless this man.

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Batmann58 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love trump, but I'm pretty sure it was James woods who broke Twitter.

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here fishy, fishy , fishy, here fishy fishy fishy, GULP!

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Skabliggum2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody needs to blow up Twatter. (Not literally mind you, but more in the corporate disolution sense where CEO's end up either being raped in jail or left penniless standing on rooftops contemplating ending it all.)

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Chief_Niggums 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now it have collective soul stuck in my head

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

19 days to slow the spread!

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 3 points ago +3 / -0

The last few days have shown that The Bee is more real than the rest of the "news" clowns.

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Zude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, I thought at first he was referring to himself as Big T. Hey, works for me! But yeah it must be big tech.

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Citizen_Wrong_Think 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much progress in 2020! Big tech censorship on full display

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TheHonestLion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact Check: Mostly False; Babylon Bee is a satirical site, while twitter did shut down to stunt the spread of a theoretically doctored picture of Hunter Biden's Medicinal Crack use and the inevitable leak of an unconfirmed sex tape involving a prostitute.... shit that still sounds bad.... Drumpf Russia Pissgate... something orange man bad.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's some Great Firewall of China shit

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Rhayne -10 points ago +2 / -12

So, how many days to slow THIS spread?