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GGJanitor 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a fucking opportunity for a bait prank

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wernerziegler 2 points ago +2 / -0

It makes me want to buy a paintball gun and hide in the shadows at night in wait for a chance to exact revenge.

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American-stormcloak 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is why people booby trap their signs. When you get those fingers cut wide open by razor blades, your less likely to do it again. Or you'll get smarter about how you do it. In Which, a more crafty booby trap is required.

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spicyfries 16 points ago +16 / -0

I hate to have to be that guy...

but please don't booby trap your signs. I don't care about vandals getting hurt.. I just don't want to see 'pedes getting needlessly prosecuted by a Soros district attorney.

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daniel1116 7 points ago +7 / -0

Second. Every. Time. A sign is vandalized it's right to booby trapping. Yeah by all means but it has to be seriously pg because if you live in even a slightly blue areas you'll have corrupt commie d.a.s destroy your life over it if they can.

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American-stormcloak 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear that and your right. Keep the booby trap "peaceful". But I'm in the "I'll take my chances" boat. Ain't never been one to let someone fuck with my stuff. NEVER. And if I saw someone vandalizing my stuff, I have a special rock salt shell for em. Won't kill em but it will make em think twice next time.

Edit:thinking dye packs now lol. That'll probably do it

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bear traps? No

Bear traps of peace? Yes! I mean, it says PEACEFUL BEAR TRAP! What more do they want?

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well I live pretty far off the road so the chances of a sign vandal for me is slim to none ( darn! I really wanna use a dye packs now ). And I don't wanna kill em, just give em something to think about next time lol.

I've always wanted to go bear hunting myself. I have a 30-06 with some 180 grain Winchester silver tips that's for elk and bear. I have the equipment, now I just need to find a bear! But I don't hunt for sport anymore. If I go hunting, whatever I bag, I eat it. I don't kill just for killings sake. Same when I go fishing now. I use to go just to catch em then throw em back. But then one day, one of the bass I caught tore his mouth all up really bad and I felt sorry for it. So now whenever I hunt or fish I only go to eat what I catch.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear rubber gloves, grab poison ivy, rub it generously all over the sign, wait.

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah! The ol' rub poison ivy on the flag trick. Bonus points if they touch their face and break out with a rash.

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jjdub7 1 point ago +1 / -0

A political sign is not an attractive nuisance, ergo no pede would have liability

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residue69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bird glue and fish oil. Sticky and stinky, but not harmful.

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, I'm not gonna kill anyone over a sign or anything. But I ain't gonna stand by and let it happen either. I'm liking this fish oil and glue proposal though. I want something more..."OMG! Wtf is this shit?!".

I'm thinking one of those exploding dye packs lol. Not harmful but will cover they're stupid ass in dye.

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add some dye to the sticky stink that matches the color of the sign and paint it on!

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American-stormcloak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Name checks out.

Great idea! Now just to find someone who sells dye packs! Imagine some retarded commie not being able to wash off the dye and having to go to work or missing work because they're covered it stinky, sticky dye, lol.

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would probably work with Rit dye from the dollar store. Add a little corn starch if it gets to thin. Too bad I didn't think of this sooner, I could have made a mint! Maybe next election.

Maybe I can encapsulate the stink in micro beads so it doesn't smell till grabbed and the beads are crushed.

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

[plan formulating intensifies]

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bonus points for it being ORANGE DYE! that'll make em just like the orange man bad they hate so much, lol

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +5 / -1

Bird gel is fine, dog shit is fine, but booby trapping a sign and potentially causing injury is a dumb idea that will likely result in criminal charges and civil suits.

The best option we have found in our area is placing the signs out of reach. We put a bunch of them up in trees and we have some impressive Trump flags flying on tall flag poles. None of them have been touched because it would take too much effort for the lazy Democrats to fuck with them.

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, I'm not placing a claymore beside it lol. I also live in the country side and it's mostly ( probably a solid 65%-70% conservative. So I really don't have this problem and it's just speculation on my part ) conservative. Never had a sign stolen or vandalized. So really I'm just spit balling here. BUT, if I did have a vandal problem, I would definitely set up something for em. What it would be, idk. But it would be something fo sure.

I saw some people in Texas placing Trump flags wayyyy up in the tree tops. You could still see them when you drove past and Farr outta reach from fat democrap commies!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

The bird gel with capsaicin (PIGNX) is great because it adds some sting along with the sticky mess that is hard to remove. It doesn't risk running afoul of booby trap laws because you are using it for its intended purpose of keeping birds from roosting on your signs. We use the dog shit around our roadside signs because they are typically vandalized at night by people driving by, who will step up to the sign, get dog shit all over their shoes, and then track it into their car. The Trump flags and the big signs in trees are highly visible and extra triggering though, while also being out of reach. It's a great way to go.

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me: What? I'm just trying to keep the birds away!

Them: With dye packs, sir?

Me: of course! Those communist birds never learn.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dye packs is a pretty good idea too. We thought about setting up an motion activated automatic sprinkler to spray dye or fish brine.

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol.

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wehavetogoback 2 points ago +2 / -0

We use the dog shit around our roadside signs because they are typically vandalized at night by people driving by, who will step up to the sign, get dog shit all over their shoes, and then track it into their car.

hahhaha perfect

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Myzlplix 2 points ago +2 / -0

someone keeps tearing my brothers Trump banner off his fence. I told him to wrap it with electrified wire and put a surveillance camera on it.

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got a better idea for you. Get some itching powder and dump it all over the flag. When they touch it with their bare hands it will get EXTREMELY itchy and burn alittle. That'll teach em

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Myzlplix 2 points ago +2 / -0

haha does that stuff really work? I've heard of it but never seen it IRL

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen some internet videos of it and it starts irritation almost immediately from what I've seen. A terrible itch. And should be easy and effective for thwarting vandals. Cheap too I believe

Edit: just looked and Walmart sells some called "hellfire and brimstone". Description says it's itchs and burns like fire ants biting. And it's like $10. Apply on flag/vandal tries to take flag/ vandal is then burning and itching like crazy.

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Myzlplix 2 points ago +2 / -0

ha! Much simpler than running electric wire. I guess we'll give it a go and see what happens lol

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American-stormcloak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pleassseee hide a camera and film it to post here afterwards! Pllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeee!

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Slamdance 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s weird how they think that they are somehow against hatred

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their complete moral and intellectual bankruptcy insulates them from reality.

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Girthquakes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Luckily they just look like they've been tipped over by hand and not ran over & destroyed.

Either way, it just goes to show the absolute state of the left when you look at every one of these stories about sign thieves or people driving onto people's lawns to run their sign over.

Cant say I've heard of an instance of one of us doing that to someone's Biden sign.

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Girthquakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn, I replied before I saw that. Someone in your neighborhood is a piece of shit. This is why people booby-trap their signs

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Ampman69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Temper tantrum babies all grow'd up.

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because they are immature idiots who were never raise right. Never taught right from wrong. It is a disgrace. :/

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Snooptwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

They tore down a Trump billboard in Wilmington, probably because it was too close to a massive Black Lives Do Matter sign.

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rimper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rabid THOTs are a scourge in this country.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably took 10 of the limp wristed faggots to accomplish this.

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GreetingsEarthlings 4 points ago +4 / -0

Children in adult bodies. Collective spanking required and overdue.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Hurr Durr. I tipped over their signs! That'll make them vote for who I want!"

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T_WIN_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get a Trump mailbox. Vandalizing it is a felony.

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journalist 2 points ago +3 / -1

Where is this?

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MisterKag 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s Texas.

You’ll know what to do when you catch them.

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

improvise with an ultralight plane

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Tawburgle2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Git a rope.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'll find this behavior anywhere where you find Democrats.

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Bbme19 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed some people have been triggered on my way to and back from work. Fortunately, the graffiti writing on the Trump signs I've passed have been removed. No one is stopping the train.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

We decided to leave one up with the graffiti to show what intolerant, criminal scum the Democrats are. We also placed another pristine one up in the trees where the Democrats can't get to it.

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone needs to set their sign on the pressure switch for a Bouncing Betty... bet this sign vandalism ends real quick after that. Claymores work too...

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calm. Looks like wind. They aren't covered in paint.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just get a clown balloon printed with a campaign sign on it and record it. That'll give you hours of entertainment worthy of the big screen.

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CaptainRumington 1 point ago +1 / -0

They needed Biden and Harris, the dark swamp wants Harris, but know she's as likeable as wet socks. So they picked Joe, to try and get the sympathy vote. They'll enact Amendment 25 once he's in, and boom. Harris Presidency.

Trump stands in the way of that.

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wernerziegler 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the Democratic party survives the next information reveal, they had better bring MUCH better policies if they want to win anything.

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TychoDurandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Claymore teehee

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simpleton. Lost. Tjey can't win we are going to red wVe their asses

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw a Nextdoor* post defending the vandalism of political signs because "it's just property".

*Yes, I know that Nextdoor is an absolute shithole designed to give old hags a platform to nag their neighbors, but I like to use it to post things that trigger all of them.

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Pixel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next election I am going to make signs out of steel with extremely sharp edges. Not a trap then.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

That will still likely run afoul of booby trap laws, especially if someone gets hurt. Not worth the risk, pede.

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SheilaJacksonRee 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he wasn’t winning, they wouldn’t bother.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty cool that the wind blew them over in opposite directions...

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