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tinkesquire 352 points ago +354 / -2

Fauci can bite my ass instead.

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kratomlol 134 points ago +136 / -2

I'm not crazy for thanksgiving because my family is loud as hell and talks over each other. (Italian). But now I'm going to eat double the amount of veal cutlets, lasagna and carbonara

Fuck Fauci

Also they call my Grandpa frenchy so they are constantly yelling "Frenchy pass the plate" "Frenchy hows work!" "Frennnnchhhy"

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WU_HAN_FRU 53 points ago +54 / -1

I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when her family had American Thanksgiving during the day and Italian Thanksgiving that night.

But now--I'm dreading Thanksgiving because it's too much food and they're so loud. But I'm going to go and enjoy it and be nice to everybody because I love my wife, but mostly because fuck Fauci.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

We did outs the opposite way, Italian for lunch, traditional for dinner, but not opposite in terms of loud and slightly psychotic

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kratomlol 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel you bro

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Magistra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe I can send my boys to the Italian feasts and you quiet lovers can come to my peaceful meal. (Although if three Trump lovers are at the table, it’s bound to get giddy!)

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Ebbie8708 20 points ago +20 / -0

Italians will have the biggest thanksgiving ever this year in defiance haha

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NYC_4_Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

Am Italian. Can confirm. I will have “Fauci Firsts” before the appetizers. I’ll put prosciutto masks on rice balls - and eat the masks off while laughing like a ghoul.

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Ebbie8708 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think it’s more along the lines that who is gonna have the guts to tell an Italian grandma that she can see her family? Or is there an Italian man out there who is gonna turn down his momma’s cooking?

Fauci can go fuck himself with that limb arm he threw that pathetic first pitch with.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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Art-Vandelay41 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Hey Frenchy!” italian hand gestures “FUUUCK YOUUUU!”

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featherwinglove 13 points ago +13 / -0

PSA: The Italian f-bomb is "casso" (I learned that from Capt. Falco, the coast guard rescue guy who said this to cruise liner Captain Schettini for ramming his 114 kilotonne cruise ship into a charted rock and abandoning his passengers when it sank.)

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HanAssholeSolo 12 points ago +12 / -0

All Captains should be like that Italian Coast Guard Captain.

And Fuck that cruise ship Captain, dude screwed up, but could have saved everyone had he just admitted it and evacuated the ship. Dude probably hangs with the Pelosi’s

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buttfuckmebigfoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey! I learned that from The Sopranos

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kratomlol 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's just like that lol

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MAGAMAN4EVA 11 points ago +11 / -0

veal cutlets, lasagna and carbonara

bro can I come?

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kratomlol 2 points ago +2 / -0

i got u

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BecMonTchew 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same from a Cajun angle. Pretty similar, but we substitute liquor for wine. I'll be doubling down on the rice dressing and pecan pie this year.

After dinner, we play booray, a card game in which Uncle Bubba (inadvertently?) teaches the kids new cuss words in French. My username was my grandfather's favorite booray term after a split pot.

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Art-Vandelay41 56 points ago +56 / -0

Fauci just shot his wad. America isn’t giving up Thanksgiving.

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pmurTJdlanoD 64 points ago +64 / -0

He doesn’t realize thanksgiving is after the cure comes out - the election.

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 25 points ago +25 / -0

Ding! Ding! Ding!

This is the correct answer.

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t think state & local government Karens are going to stop after the election.

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pmurTJdlanoD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Patriots won’t be as worried about pre election optics - consent of the governed (Or lack thereof) will become clear

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

The demons that lead them will not allow them to stop until everyone has been chipped ... excuse me, vaccinated.

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote in every election, squeeze em out like a boil.

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Bot8556 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unless some how Biden wins and is told to shut down the economy

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The-nii [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

^^^^^^

AMERICA!

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Slash78 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amen to that.. Thanksgiving brings my soul a lot of peace and I feel better every year during it. It can bring peace to a crappy year, or make a good year feel better.

Christmas is still fun but 100% agree on the commercialization side of it. Social media's also made it worse.. it inspires people to be vain and ignorant during it. They share what they bought, they ignore family at Christmas gatherings to text or take selfies, it's disgusting.

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ADAM_SCHITT 24 points ago +24 / -0

I guarantee he will be having a big thanksgiving dinner with his own family though.

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Ophelia 11 points ago +11 / -0

Came here to say this exact thing.

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Returningtogod 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha, just said the same thing!