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ParticleCannon 37 points ago +38 / -1

Just for that I'm having Double Thanksgiving

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truthhammer 9 points ago +10 / -1

hahaha!!!! make that trippple! LMAO!

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The-nii [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

We need a thanksgiving bot

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jennyfrutex 8 points ago +9 / -1

Don't worry, Fauci. I'll eat extra turkey, just for you.

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Bot8556 6 points ago +7 / -1

Kosher turkey

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Pede3 8 points ago +9 / -1

Costco has had giant 5.99 pumpkin pies out for a month now. Don't tempt me!

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +8 / -1

Canadian Thanksgiving was last weekend - it was 'canceled' for me, my dad is still afraid of covid and my mom's husband as well (CNN watcher)..

My mom came over to my place for lunch but no turkey this year for me :(

Unless someone wants to mail it up north.

White meat pls

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Tryhardneckbeard 5 points ago +6 / -1

LEARN TO COOK

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I 'can' cook, better than my wife actually.. but for some reason I 'don't' cook very often.

Still funny lol

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Tryhardneckbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a fellow married man, I like to know what I'm eating for dinner...

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philandy 3 points ago +4 / -1

Celebrate ours instead! Turn it into a block party that follows all the rules.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turkey is actually really easy to cook. Mothers just exaggerate for sympathy points.

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JoePCool14 6 points ago +7 / -1

THANKSGIVING JUST GOT 10 FEET TALLER.