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Dereliction 25 points ago +25 / -0

Most of them are terrified of kitchen knives.

Not the imported "Brits."

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Wankerton 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dindu

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JerryJerryJerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Asian gangs."

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hulda824 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah, it's kind of an IQ Test, no?

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PosterIsDead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cameras everywhere in the UK.

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p8riot 26 points ago +26 / -0

Sex banned indoors

Just don't procreate INSIDE. They're okay with you fornicating outside, because of course that's normal in clown world.

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DrinkMoreWater 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s all about the D.

The vitamin D, that is.

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its outdoors so the rona can't catch you

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p8riot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soon they'll say living inside is too dangerous. Everybody's homeless!!

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Turd_Ferguson 40 points ago +40 / -0

Orwell was a prophet.

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hulda824 2 points ago +2 / -0

all their Alphas were killed in WWl...and the few who followed were killed in WWll. They've never recovered.

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Pleepleus 37 points ago +37 / -0

Brits learning hard way what not having a 1st and 2nd amendment lead to.

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JBlaze056 29 points ago +29 / -0

Oi! Yo got a loicence for that fornicating!!

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anonanomous 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oi! Yous got a loicence for checkin loicences mate?

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Plebbitimmigrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Oi mate. This is a no fornication zone. Afraid we’ll need to castrate you now”

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Snoozebum 16 points ago +16 / -0

Seriously

What the hell is a tier 2 couple lol?

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SHALL_NOT 18 points ago +18 / -0

Not Muslim or a politician.

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climatestatis 9 points ago +9 / -0

A couple living in an area that has been rated as tier 2 ( 1 person infected per 1000 ).

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/11/three-tier-covid-plan-for-england-what-it-means-and-how-it-may-work

Worst infection rate currently found is less than 1% of people in a region.

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Brains101 3 points ago +3 / -0

So mostly younger couples, who are raging with hormones and most sexually active. Yeah, that’ll totally work.

Also, what if they didn’t identify as a tier 2 couple?

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thewordwolf 24 points ago +24 / -0

Oi, mate!

You got a loicense for that hanky panky?

This is the same country that makes you buy a license for friggin' TV.

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mrs.rose 20 points ago +20 / -0

Progressivism has come full circle

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RadMaxBTD 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wow.

Did Jolly ol' England just outlaw hookups?

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SemperFree 18 points ago +18 / -0

Great world we live in

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Greenetarpaulin 18 points ago +18 / -0

Enforced by your neighbors becoming narcs.

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jtt888 16 points ago +16 / -0

The British police will have to arrest themselves first, as they continue to fuck all their citizens.

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South_Florida_Guy 15 points ago +15 / -0

They'll just have to revert to incest and inbreeding then, par for the course for the Brits!

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats a tier 1 relationship, obviously.

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Niqlndym 13 points ago +13 / -0

Is this some Sharia shit, or something?

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IlIlIlIlIl 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are approaching Chinese levels of population control

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The-nii 12 points ago +12 / -0

WE sHoULd bE mOar LiKE EuRopE!

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Plebbitimmigrant 12 points ago +12 / -0

Neighborhood sex patrol?

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Fuck_commies_2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wtf?

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Mexicola1976 9 points ago +9 / -0

Asked why there was no exemption for people in established relationships in Tier 2, he replied: “Because the purpose of the measures that were put in place is to break the chain in transmission between households and the scientific advice is there is greater transmission of the virus indoors.”

So let's keep everyone indoors. Remember that report that came out and said that the rate of infection had increased in NYC in househoods that were in the strictest lockdown mode?

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FitOfficial 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sex outdoors it is.

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Cliffinati 8 points ago +8 / -0

How they gonna enforce it

Have the bobbys check for your sex license

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DeportAntifa 9 points ago +9 / -0

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SEX

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PigBeenBorn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oi, you got a loisense for that erection?

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45fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Oi! Ewe cheekay bostard! U af a licence fer dat knob job?!"

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frankblank 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oi 'ave you got a loicence for that in-tin-a-macy?

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cucumbersandwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had China Covid. Over 50. I gave it to my GF. We're immune now. Why the fuck do I need to wear a mask. This is all about total globalist Marxist commie fascist control.

It's sickening (pun intended).

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Bedminster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe they can have those room temp IQ retards that knock on your door demanding to see a loicence for the tellie enforce a no fucking law?

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frankblank 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's really sad but the British really never have evolved beyond their Stamp tax mentality it seems. :(

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793D 4 points ago +4 / -0

The UK is the embarrassment of the first world, fuck it's pathetic

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oy, you got a loicense for that fockin'?

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tier 2? The fuck?

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AppalachianTactical 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck is a tier 2 couple?

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Sum_devil 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fuck are tier 2 couples?

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climatestatis 3 points ago +3 / -0

This story relates to partners living in different houses not being allowed to meet inside, i.e. no exception for people in long term relationships. Definitely no random hookups allowed.

To check the full set of restrictions such as visiting rest homes only when someone is about to die, and fines of up to approx $10,000, try this website that gives details:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-54373904

Enter a postcode, the UK version of a zipcode. Here's a sample central London code: EC1N 2AB

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oi mate, you got a loisence for that shag?

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Vapourface 3 points ago +3 / -0

I begin to suspect they are being forced to act stupidly.. . surely they cannot be serious. They must know how ludicrous it is.

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StonerPede69 3 points ago +3 / -0

The next protest better be people fucking in the street! 😂😂😂Real talk though thats lame.

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they’re saying to have sex outdoors?

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Fester_USMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait whut?

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IlxTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

intimacy probes.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Total globalist Marxist commie fascist control is the end game.

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boris has lost it.