Displaced time traveler here, with a message for you:

Well, they finally admitted they can’t stump the trump, so they had to mobilize and get good at deepfaking fast. Ideally they would’ve deep faked a trumpstumping by now but for some reason the technology just refuses to cooperate.

The trouble started when they tried to make an AI based off of a theoretical version of Trump that had already been stumped. Even attempting to build such an impossible oxymoron was crazy, but they went for it...

Next thing I know they’re cramming me into that damned machine. Look, I’m just gonna spell it out: you cant stump the trump. I’m not saying you cannot do it, I’m just saying if someone did manage it, they’d cause a temporal collapse this universe hasn’t seen yet! Tell the world, they can’t do it!