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1st_Covfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Apparently Steve Bannon has a separate laptop, Rudy has one, not sure about number 3.

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Comanche_Moon 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's probably the one the FBI has been sitting on.

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dukeofdoorcounty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Apple stuff never broke

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Pdjco658 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm almost 100% sure he was high af or coming down a high when he dropped those laptops off for repair. He probably bought new ones and totally forgot about the old ones.

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DougForsett 8 points ago +9 / -1

this is literally unbelievable

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

For those who have any familiarity with the effects severe addiction has on a person, this is entirely believable.

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throwaway-5947375959 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's unbelievable because it probably didn't happen. More likely the laptop was the bait in a sting operation to catch dirty FBI agents. Looks like Jennifer Boone, the swamp creature that runs the Baltimore Field Office fell for it hook, line and sinker:

https://twitter.com/SeekerOTL/status/1316853948393893890

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RuccusRob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crackhead logic.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Three laptops for repair ... riiiiiight. They all just 'happened' to break at the same time, although working enough to get data off of.

They were dropped off to disappear. Probably after he was arrested for Crack and needed sensitive info to be inaccessible to the feds (but in a manner for retrieval later).

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SuperDuperWoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is she single? Clearly, her relationship status would be my biggest barrier for a date.

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Wolverine 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should start calling him hiden bunter to confuse the algo