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Rainman 17 points ago +17 / -0

Marcy: “Why must you always be so negative?”

Al: “Why did you cross the road?”

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panama_sucks 9 points ago +9 / -0

lmao I remember that one

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JoeandHunterBiden 16 points ago +16 / -0

Marcy Darcy, the chicken

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Mrs_Fonebone 12 points ago +13 / -1

Who turned out to be a lesbian.

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

That guy got two big shows in the last 30 years, and both of them he was married to this same generic dumb curvy wife, with different accents, but both annoying voices.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hollywood rarely comes up with something new.

They just endlessly recycle past tropes. There's even a website dedicated to it:

https://tvtropes.org/

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genghis_khek 27 points ago +27 / -0

You can't fool me. That's a chicken!

Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 9 points ago +9 / -0

Less filling!

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Cram 16 points ago +16 / -0

No Ma'am

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

But you should taste this cantaloupe, it's the worst cantaloupe ever. Seriously, I have to return this.

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CryptoMonger 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL she looked like the son from Home Improvement at one point.

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Caligula13 5 points ago +5 / -0

JTT

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MinneMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm pretty sure they played that joke out on the show as well.

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CryptoMonger 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a compilation video of Al Bundy insults that mentions it.

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SigourneyPodgorny20 11 points ago +11 / -0

"WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING ME A CHICKEN?!?!?!"

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Pikes985 8 points ago +8 / -0

Marcy Darcy was way hotter that Savannah Guthrie.

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UpdootVeteran 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude 😂😂😂😂

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blackdudeinresidence 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought this as well but didn’t think was fair to Amanda.

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

She looks like one of those TV Ex-Wives that want to plot to murder their ex-husband for dumping them

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MisterKag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mr. Prime minister, the head of the opposition would like a word with you.

Churchill: tell him I'm busy and I can only deal with one shit at a time.

Also

Churchill: Lady you're ugly.

Lady Astor: And you're drunk.

Churchill: but tomorrow morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly.

This guy was the original troll.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let me put this in words you'll understand:

Bok bok bok bok bok bok bok!!!!

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MisterKag 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least Marcy covered her liver spots with fetishwear by the end.

“Sex Al. You know that thing we do while you’re sleeping.”

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QueenMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder how many managers were spoken to

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AQuietVoice 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of them!

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MainstreamDeviant 4 points ago +4 / -0

the epitome of karen

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Marcy was a republican

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like a chicken!

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SSJ3NAPPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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Brickwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fright Night.

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Ssue1216 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my gawd. That one made me snarf!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

Savannah Darcy.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all got these crazy eyes that just give me this "crazy ex girlfriend that hit your new car with a golf club" vibe

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

No MA'AM!

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INK10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crazy eyes.

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PremiumCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking hilarious!

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Redpillhope 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the lesbo neighbor from married with children. Loved that character.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Young, eager and ready to suck dick to get ahead. Will do anything to push the commie narrative.

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peak Karen!