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CEOs Of Facebook, Twitter, Google Will Attend Oct. 28 Senate Hearing (www.zerohedge.com) ☭ Far-Left Media ☭
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– themedallion 119 points ago +120 / -1

BOOSTER SEAT FOR THE LIZARD

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– PyroSphere 18 points ago +18 / -0

I was upset to find out he's a lizard, I had always thought of him as my favorite Jewish robot. ZuckBot 3000.

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– themedallion 10 points ago +10 / -0

...lusting for more schwartz-power. A force only attainable by feeding on the unborn...

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– incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

ZuckerBorg

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– AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I like to think of him as commander Data

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– FragrantDude 2 points ago +3 / -1

lizard

Jewish robot

difference?

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– skumario 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like Suckbot.

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– Corporal_grif 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww, don't waste those objects that could go to an actual cute lizard on a gremlin like Zuckerberg

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– thecherokeerevenge 3 points ago +4 / -1

Some flies for him to snack on.

Might encourage his cooperation.

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– CahalTheMad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crickets. Easier to obtain and they stay crunchy in milk too.

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– de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +1 / -0

And a bag of frozen pinkies in case he gets hungry.

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– TennesseeScorpio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately we’ve seen this horse and buggy routine before and it didn’t accomplish a damn thing!

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– skumario 1 point ago +1 / -0

Senate is toothless. Makes for a greater fluffing experience. They'll show these guys a great time.

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– libman [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zuck could tongue-catch that fly on Pence's head from 30 feet.

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