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BrotherAshanti22 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Chosen One is on it.

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51cab 21 points ago +21 / -0

No president has loved and served the people like Trump. He has nothing to gain and everything to lose, and he does it anyway. God bless him!

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CitizenPlain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amen! God bless our dear President!

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Junkevil 17 points ago +17 / -0

And it's not even close.

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CitizenPlain 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahaha best part.

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pink_virtuoso 16 points ago +16 / -0

AWESOME. Don't be like other men, who put themselves above God. Trump, you are definitely a proud man, but it is good to see this humility from you. The Lord is watching over you!

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GraboidBiden 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am in my 30's. I fear I have already voted for the best President, Trump, that I will see in my lifetime.

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JohnCocktoasten 8 points ago +8 / -0

#2: "Because you'd be in jail."

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swimmingguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

God bless Trump!

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Trumpette2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is our president! How lucky are we!?!

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IlxTheGreat 6 points ago +6 / -0

This, is why I just love this guy.

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zipodk 5 points ago +5 / -0

tRuMp sAys He iS OnLy LeSs FaMoUs ThAn JeSuS ChRiSt

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redditcansuckme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it just me or does Trump look like he's been having way more fun these past couple weeks? Man looks half his age!

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blumpkinblake 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's glowing. I want whatever cocktail they gave him

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Shinbotz 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do I download this so I can text it

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GoingCamaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well this eases my speculation that he's the Anti...

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jrgreen73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is old enough to remember that this is where John Lennon fucked up.

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BunnyPicnic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honest to God, Trump is probably just as known around the world as Jesus. It's no secret that the world has moved away from religion. The Beatles were more popular, and so is Trump. That's not a knock on Jesus by the way. The msm is the ones propping Trump up at every turn, thinking it makes him look bad. We love Trump.

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CrackaJack 0 points ago +5 / -5

Give it a few hundred years Donald.. we'll see. Trumpanity? Trumpism? The Church of Donald Trump of Veterans Day Saints? .... Not completely outside the realm of possibility.