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IGfodder 311 points ago +313 / -2

Got eeeemmmm. How come I never get texts from these people? They look so fun to troll

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CaptainBabymaker 153 points ago +153 / -0

Become an independent. I've been an independent since I started voting in 2004 and I get these kinds of texts every single election.

For clarity sake, I was an independent when the Democrats weren't openly campaigning for Communism. Now, Im red all the way down (except for the RINOs) but I still enjoy being the type of person that they actually care about every cycle.

I want to add this for my own sanity.... I didn't vote for Obummer.

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Colonel_Chestbridge [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah I was an independent in Colorado, don’t even live there anymore, I switched to republican when I moved. Never get texts about local stuff, but I gotta vote in the primaries.

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rossagesausage 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just confirming what he said. Become an independent voter and these f****** won't leave you alone.

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aparition42 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good point. I got a lot more of this when I was registered independent, but I had to register R to vote for Trump in the primaries in FL.

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vicentezo04 6 points ago +6 / -0

I recently registered as a Republican and stopped receiving these kinds of texts. Makes me kinda sad. I enjoyed trolling these fucks.

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SomeDiggity 27 points ago +27 / -0

I wondered the same thing but i started to get them in the last two days. I havent been able to troll on a epic scale like this dude did but hopefully i'll get the opportunity.

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FireannDireach 23 points ago +23 / -0

I've been getting all kinds of texts lately. Nothing as blatant like this, but the state sure as fuck is giving my number out. I text back "Go fuck yourself" to make sure they take me off whatever list they bought.

Edit - I'm registered as independent, too. Now it makes sense. Don't worry, I've been ready, willing and intending to re-elect Trump, I just don't support the GOP.

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tufftoffee 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm sure most of us are like this but are an R ticket. We are the Trump party, not the GOP party. GOP needs serious reform or dismantle.

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HistoryInvestigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah but like it or not if D's win they will impeach and remove him, at least with Rs things will get passed.

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4moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. Registered independent, vote straight R

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 23 points ago +23 / -0

OP played it very well, I’ve never been able to get a response I guess because I guess I’m not very good at trolling. Honestly, you probably don’t even want ‘em, they’re relentless idk how you get “on the list” but I get at least 2-5 every week. For that matter, I get like 5-6 every day from the Trump campaign because I made a couple small donations months ago, but in that case, I don’t care, it’s completely worth it.

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thewashambro 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, never give any campaign your phone number, way too spammy, even GEOTUS.

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4moreyears 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't have OP's patience. For me its usually more like:

"Will you make phone calls for Biden?"

"Will Biden leave his basement? You want me to campaign for a guy who won't even campaign for himself? LOL"

"Have a nice day"

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HistoryInvestigator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here. But they make it seem like they're totally broke and losing badly. Makes me always consider donating some more even if only $5. The texts are effective!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are. I know and the letters too, I’ll probably chip in a little bit more soon and I will be a member of the Republicans for Trump Task Force Honor Roll or something like that lol. I’ve missed out on many chances to win, I’ve been 1 of 30 for so many things. But I can live with all that, it’s worth mentioning Trump won 2016 with half as much $ as Hillary in 2016. Something like $600 Million vs. $1.2 Billion, so this year we can’t lose this election, I want Trump to heavily outspend and heavily defeat (on election night), so a handful of texts per day, I can deal that and hell, one day I might win a dinner or be put near the top of some sort of list.

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HistoryInvestigator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh yeah I forgot about the contests. OK maybe I'll enter the next time for some gear or a chance for a dinner with Trump.

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PeytonManThing 14 points ago +15 / -1

I used to get them from planned parenthood. I kept asking them to stop and they wouldn’t, so I finally asked if the politician they were supporting was running unopposed in the general election (he is) and then told them to let me know when they were running a candidate against a republican so I could donate to the republican. They finally stopped texting me

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thewashambro 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao