The entire site was masterfully planned. The reddit admins were going to slowly suffocate our old subreddit with pointless and annoying rules meant to discourage and demoralize us. Quietly in the background our mods worked to setup a safe haven. Spez was lured into a trap, lured into showing his true self, the cuckold cannibal that he is. When the reddit admins crossed the line that we drew in the sand, the banners were raised and the snare was set. Spez's horror was limitless, as he finally realized that it was he who had been had, and we were victorious. The scars still remain, and more wounds will come.