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fazzman23 87 points ago +87 / -0

cant trust anyone who spells "lose" as "loose"

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Schiffblower 47 points ago +47 / -0

or cooperation as coorporation

or grants as grands

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alfredbester 19 points ago +19 / -0

personell for personal

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zezing 7 points ago +7 / -0

gorilla warfare

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +5 / -3

Prophecy for prophesy

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Npc-1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yup, what's the relationship between the prose and the picture?

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glow-operator-2-0 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's an image board so pic may be unrelated.

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Ella101 5 points ago +5 / -0

None. It’s 4chan

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blackdudeinresidence 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or someone who begins with “insider here” without explaining where is the person on the inside.

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gb1787 29 points ago +29 / -0

whoever wrote this was drunk at the time

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Watermaker67 22 points ago +22 / -0

This would be good news if true (and I hope it is).

Gotta get my little pet peeve out there. Sorry folks.

Lose - as in “the Democrats are going to LOSE this election”, or “if people keep mixing up “lose” and “loose” I’m gonna LOSE my mind!”

Loose - as in “my wheel fell off because the lug nuts were LOOSE”, or “Kamala Harris built her career by being LOOSE”.

Hope I didn’t come of like a dick.

Thank you for your time and attention.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. Still many people can't seem to get it right... It's mind blowing that anyone over 20 still fucks these simple words up...

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Watermaker67 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, if it were just a typo, no problem. But it’s done too often to be just a typi. Lol

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ganachain 2 points ago +2 / -0

With you 100%. My biggest internet pet peeve also. Godspeed pede!

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geebeext 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah I don't think I've ever seen anything I've seen on /Pol come true in 5 years

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MrTrumpsWildRide 11 points ago +11 / -0

Any Schumer if true.

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

His "Pat" wife does

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TONY_DANZA_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seriously, this is a fucking joke

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the-new-style 6 points ago +6 / -0

China declared themselves virus free and opened up flights.

Guess what, le second wave

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JaquesoCheese 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please be true please be true please be true

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Mrs_Fonebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump constantly says China will pay. No surprise here in spite of the chan drama

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big pp if true

No pp if larp

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ByteKnight321 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fan Fiction - Love the idea but the hooks are in too deep for something like that to happen.

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BLMadeMeRaysis 1 point ago +1 / -0

My heart screams "yes," but my brain says "doubtful." Time will tell.

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mintscape 2 points ago +2 / -0

As someone that used to spend way too much time on 4Chan, this seems like the normal bullshit from a barely literate 14 year old however, nothing here seems that drastic and they are all things that should have been done years ago or are even already in progress.

Will Trump go after China further? Absolutely, will it even include some or all of these things? Seems likely.

The CCP is a massive threat to the entire world, it is the only country that could challenge the USA, for decades China has been at war with the west looking to weaken and eventually destroy our countries.

The one thing I completely disagree with is this line:

Holy fucking shit. This is fucking huge.

No it is not, it is trying to reverse mistakes that have been made in the past by corrupt politicians from both parties that have sold out America to China. The CCP should never have been allowed to get its teeth into America the way it has in the first place.

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Clownworldhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is not how Trump works.

He accumulates his power in the shadows and reveals it at the right time.

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ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would be much more believable if it wasn't riddled with spelling errors.

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tiamat 2 points ago +2 / -0

4chan is slipping, bleh

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to claim back our land from China too. Ownership of American land without American citizenship is disgusting. That includes any company that owns land that has significant foreign ownership.

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many larps is this now?

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

That could be a start but we need to recognize that the Chinese everywhere are the enemy of western civilisation. They must be expelled immediately.

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

This sounds great and all, but even if true would it not trigger a war? Does anyone really think China is gonna take this decoupling and crumbling if their economy on the chin? I don’t

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PanderjitSingh 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be a war. Their initial biowarfare attack was very effective and unless they are destroyed the Chinese will do it again and again until they can completely conquer the west.

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knightofday 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. People need to realize that war WILL happen and we cannot run from it forever with hope and well wishes. Our enemies will force our hand

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

And what kind of war would that be?

China has almost zero ability to wage war on America. They have only one aircraft carrier, which is an incredibly old, shitty Russian carrier with a gold star painted on it. Their blue-water Navy is a joke. And their ability to retaliate with nuclear weapons is miniscule, owing to three things - they have extremely few ICBMs, their missile technology is horrendous and I don't doubt that most of those ICBMs will explode before leaving the atmosphere, and I'll bet anything that US anti-ballistic-missile technology is leagues beyond what anyone knows.

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MABQGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice LARP filled with grammatical errors and misspellings. I love a good LARP though.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 1 point ago +1 / -0

We'll see, but I have my doubts that this is real.

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HeretostayUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

BS

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spinometer 1 point ago +1 / -0

50m x 200k is 10 trillion. not gonna happen.

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I_BLEED_FREEDOM 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Coorporation" "Nord Korean" "Grands" "Draconian sanction"

This reads like someone using text to speech in a heavy accent, to use as propaganda.

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Slapstick86 1 point ago +1 / -0

I jizzed my pants reading this, as I do with good fantasy porn.

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9000ENERGY 1 point ago +1 / -0

TRUE IF BIG

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labajada 1 point ago +1 / -0

and just like that, our Chinese debt was invoiced and paid in full.

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Aaaahhhh 1 point ago +1 / -0

So if I understand correctly, buy cheap puts on chinese companies and when the annoncement happens its free cash. I can go a grand to see what happens. Late dated puts

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Adam3852727482 0 points ago +1 / -1

‘The press will tell you the market will crash but we are ready to invest and make money?’ Because that sentence doesn’t make sense at all, this is fake as shit.