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BidenHecklerBailFund [S] 75 points ago +75 / -0

I smoked and drank and drugged nearly daily from early HS until I graduated from college. I have never seen or heard a credible story of anyone anywhere being "laced" with drugs by strangers. The old "dealers lace it w/ hard stuff to get you hooked" is an urban legend.

People aren't giving away coke to strangers like this anywhere. Not happening.

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WassermanSchultz 45 points ago +45 / -0

"I'm gonna get this stranger high instead of getting myself high."

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Blazeron 13 points ago +13 / -0

And I'm going to do it for free!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because I'm the kind of person that seeks delayed gratification, not a temporary escape!

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zipodk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Revenge of Corn Pop, playing the long game

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Farage_massage 33 points ago +34 / -1

Not just anywhere, “a few blocks from the White House” from some “South Africans”.

Who among us can say they’ve never come across the notorious South African Cigarette-lacers that plague DC with their free, cocaine-infused Marlboro’s.

It’s the stupidest story you’ll ever read.

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BidenHecklerBailFund [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

I watched a seminar about lying and experts said liars often try to cloud their deception with weird details. I don't run into many South Africans, seems like a really strange thing to add to an already unbelievable crock.

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IlxTheGreat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Actually met 2 in my life. Company had me run them around to show them how intermodal transportation in Chicago worked. I'm one of the few people with access to all the rails since I've been a driver. Learned 3 very important Africa information bits that day: 1) Distances, we think we have far distances. There are places on the African Continent that dwarf the US. Johannesburg, SA to Cairo, Egypt 5600 miles. 2) Roads are tiny, not often larger than 2 lane 3) Trains are Euro Narrow Gauge, can't take the weight of US rails. Day was pretty well spent.

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BidenHecklerBailFund [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like an interesting day. And yes, heard the same, Africa is massive.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean that is like one tip of the continent to the other...Isnt that about the distance from Florida to Alaska?

Most Europeans are shocked by the distance across some states that are bigger than their countries. No one is driving from SA to Cairo

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe one of them was Trevor Noah?

That would explain a lot.

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bonus asshole points for Hunter blaming on a (likely) black guy.

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mastayoda420 6 points ago +6 / -0

I call bullshit on the "unknowingly", well beyond the obvious, I never smoked a coke cigarette but I did put cocaine in my Joints in my younger days and that shit is impossible to keep lit. Not only will that shit not burn but it actively suppresses the cherry, Hunter would have had to re-light the cig like 5 or more times. Cigarettes don't go out on their own for any reason so you'd have to be an idiot not to question it after the first time.

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ClownTamer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even if you gave Hunter the benefit of the doubt, he’s a known crackhead. There are thousands of pictures of him doing crack and now banging hookers that are potentially underaged while smoking crack. He fell asleep with a crackpipe in his mouth. Who the fuck would see a guy like this, take him at his word, and assume that one time he was kicked out of the army was an honest mistake?

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget he left a crack pipe in a rental car. Seems crack pipes were a constant carry for him.

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ClownTamer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even without that incident, Hunter was likely to be a crackhead. Rich spoiled kid with access to anything he wanted that hung out with degenerates and has no obvious moral compass. It’s not like his dad’s setting a good example, either. Even on camera he’s going around sniffing young girls and generally being a creepy power hungry weirdo and is obviously willing to lie about things because we have him doing that on camera a bunch.

Sometimes things go bad and there’s nothing you can do about it. That said, Biden’s family does reflect Joe pretty well, while Trump’s family reflects him pretty well. It’s a compelling contrast.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, dude.

It's like, why would this dude just give you his cocaine for free?

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