I live in rural Southern California and just left my home today for the first time in over 7 years. Both sides of my driveway and street as far as the eye could see, nothing but Jeb!/Klobuchar signs. I never would have thought a crossover campaign could have so much success, but after the FBI agents ushered me back indoors and tucked me into bed, one of them whispered in my ear that Jeb! was going to make my state Mexican territory again. Tears welled up in my eyes as I thought of the glorious Mexican national anthem being played by a mariachi band at Jeb!’s campaign and I knew it was true. God I love Mexican food...