My dad just called me from the road. He was out running errands when he happened upon a Trump rolling rally. He told me "I don't know where we're going, but I'm part of it now!". I told him to have fun with his new friends.
We've got the best dads, don't we folks?
Edit: Excuse my fat fingers. I really do know how to spell "joined"
I thought it was a Trump joint rolling rally
Thought that was odd
We have the best joint rollers, don't we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4G4mcYOXMA
My dad is a former hippie. I'm fairly sure he did a lot more than that in his youth.
Haven't you ever heard of Ebonics you raycist you!
That's what I was thinking, too. And I was like, what makes a joint a Trump joint? Are they extra long for that big dick energy? Are the rolling papers printed with American flags?