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ginpunk 12 points ago +13 / -1

I won't put up a T+P=2020 sign in my yard. It will get stolen and my car will get keyed. Never fails.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 21 points ago +21 / -0

But you can strew these about with total anonymity, pure genius!!!

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Surfsup 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or your car might get stoned to death

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Optigrabz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nick Sandmann is now โ€œThe Rockโ€

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tdavis25 35 points ago +37 / -2

All gniess gestures should be rewarded

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Cyphr 8 points ago +8 / -0

... I don't give a schist...

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VaPnut 7 points ago +7 / -0

That ROCKS!

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ReptilianLawGiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

We control you from under rocks..

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL

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TheRazzleDazzler 15 points ago +16 / -1

I see what you did there. Excellent pun game, my Canadian pede friend!

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starsabove 9 points ago +9 / -0

To small, easy to steal. A massive boulder would need some heavy duty hardware to steal, and it could be powerwashed clean when vandalized.

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MostlyPeaceful 13 points ago +13 / -0

Careful. They got a guy that's sweating his balls off for the biggest rock he can find right now...

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crimsonfancy 5 points ago +5 / -0

rofl

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pepperconchobhar 5 points ago +6 / -1

We make these so people can take them. We scatter them all around here. Businesses will put a coupon on the bottom so if you find and bring in a rock, you can get a free drink or a discount.

That rock is meant to be taken. I love it.

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ipotato 4 points ago +4 / -0

TOO small. Must be BIGGAR!

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DeadOverRed 8 points ago +8 / -0

I heard the other party was just petrified.

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labajada 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that liberal shithole.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 9 points ago +9 / -0

ROCK THE VOTE

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

MTV days who can forget.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep a GenX comment heheh.

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Jimmy_Russler 8 points ago +8 / -0

A different kind of rock, Hunter

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

^^^ I see what you did there, kek.

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South_Florida_Guy 30 points ago +32 / -2

Don't take it for granite!

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Richard_Friedman 14 points ago +15 / -1

Get out of here with that schist!

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donโ€™t be igneous

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Dingus 25 points ago +27 / -2

You got stoned!

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Necrovoter 21 points ago +22 / -1

Here lies Biden's lore,
Three drives from a PC store
No chance, no more

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freebirdie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beautiful

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang. Gotta put that on a headstone in Photoshop.

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

No Photoshop- but managed to cut and paste and squiggle my way to this version:
https://i.imgur.com/TOm3K34.png

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

FANTASTIC! Post it on its own thread, fren!

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden's Tombstone...in AZ...

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Magazord2020 20 points ago +21 / -1

Weโ€™ve got the best stones, folks

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THELEADERSOFMEN 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yuge stones!

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BlackLikeMyCovfefe [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

We have the best PUNdits, donโ€™t we? ๐Ÿคฃ

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Bookhockey 17 points ago +17 / -0

Arizona pede here. The amount of trump and latinos for trump signs I've seen is staggering. Easily outnumbers the biden signs 3 to 1

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newuser999 1 point ago +1 / -0

You don't see the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants planting their signs that will vote for Biden since they don't actually own any land tho

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Nomoralcompass89 15 points ago +15 / -0

Its not vandalizing when even the bears are wearing MAGA gear.

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Sun_Tzu 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is genius. Iโ€™m going to spread these all over my neighborhood!

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Wildflower11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too! ROCK ON!

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The_Juzzo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not my rock but AZ pede checking in.

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BidensPoopyUnderwear 8 points ago +8 / -0

Takes a big set of stones to do that.

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Magamenow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everybody must get stoned.

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Financial_mom 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite so far (not a stoner but I love Dylan).

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Magamenow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blonde on Blonde is perfection.

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WestPalm 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks smol to me. Smol but mighty.

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Bubbahax 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Rock Says......

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Rerun1Central 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA POWER - ACTIVATE!!!!

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AZTrumpette1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've heard of people putting painted stones in yards in the next door app. I'm glad you got one!

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KAG4EVER 5 points ago +5 / -0

ROCK THE VOTE!

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Destineed369 5 points ago +5 / -0

This thread is dense with puns. Maybe Iโ€™m just stoned

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uncled 5 points ago +5 / -0

Prescott here. Trump coming on Monday

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NobodySpecial 4 points ago +4 / -0

You forgot the banana.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awe that was so sweet. I want one. Rock stars Trump/Pence.

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump needs to win AZ, and all of you AZ pedes need to make sure to also vote for Martha McSally. We need to keep the Senate.

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PurpleArmy_18 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arizona BASED as FUCK

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Cough 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll be scared a peacul Democrat tossing that rock through my window.

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iactuallylovetrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank for you this idea!

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Orange_Man_Great 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where I live that rock would be through my window before long. The tolerant left surrounds me.

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H4yw1r3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stayed in a phx neighborhood recently and there were 4-5 new painted rocks every day set randomly around the neighborhood.

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TRAPPED_IN_BROWARD 2 points ago +2 / -0

[What is this, a meme for ants?] dot jpg

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EvensoAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Ants Great Again?

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everywhere i go in AZ i see painted rocks ...

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monk_of_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honked at a big ass truck putting up their trump flag and american flag on the truck near phx today. Other people did too, and we were out in the middle of nowhere lol.

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MoldyPurpleSpots 1 point ago +1 / -0

It should say on the back: Go kick rocks Democrats!

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that's what I call spreading the love...

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IAmTheSenate 1 point ago +1 / -0

bUt tHe pOLLs sAy...

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BlackLikeMyCovfefe [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

N. Scottsdale

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a guess....was it a penguin?

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

How cool. I've been seeing things like this all over the place. What a cool idea!

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a good idea. We got a few similarly painted rocks at the beginning of the shutdown, right before Easter. They had inspiration words placed on them.

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Trumperette1 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Are you sure it's not a headstone?

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THELEADERSOFMEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

It is...for the Biden campaign.