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JustTheNews [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

lol

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sackofwisdom 16 points ago +16 / -0

Also in WA. Good idea about sending the email. It's kinda appalling how you just need a name and birthday to log into your voting account profile.

My account shows that I voted in the primaries but it doesn't say who I voted for. Why bother sending an email if you can't verify your vote went to the correct people?

Also, how much longer are you going to put up with this mask nonsense? Got any gameplans? I haven't worn one yet, but if I got fired I wouldn't be able to get past any HR gatekeeping elsewhere without wearing one.

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PegasoSeiya 11 points ago +12 / -1

Honestly, we need to change over to Chile’s voting system. In Chile voting works as follows: you have a designated place where you go vote. If you need to vote elsewhere you can but you need to specify where. Every ballot box is in public sight at all times and There will be several viewers present. There will be one person from each party on the ballot that can physically see and touch the votes. They verify the ballot box is empty before the day starts. They close the box with a a lock. People line up To show ID to the to observers from the parties and the government person that aids you your ballot. Now people go to the booth, fill Out the ballot, and drop it off. When you drop it off you sign stating you dropped it off. At the end of they day the box is opened and each vote is counter then and there in public and is shown to the public. They yell “Donald trump” and Pass the vote to the observers. They verify the vote is correct and if there is double voting, or improperly filled out, or anything the party observers can challenge the validity of the vote. The clearly erroneous ones are discarded and the ones that are not clearly “bad” votes are not counted and set aside and are reviewed Later if necessary if they would Make a difference. Then after all votes are publicly reviewed they count them to show the same number as ballots handed out and ballots turned in they open the ballot box and show it is still Empty. Everything is in public with cameras rolling. Almost impossible to do fraud.

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PegasoSeiya 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell yeah. That’s what we need. A Pede in every ballot box

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

The truth will set you free.

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cosmicspiritwarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also in WA, just got a job offer. part of it is they want me to enforce the mask mandate on all the employees because no one is following it (agriculture) they are worried of the plants catching covid. I've gone all year without masking and even got an exemption for my prior federal job (but missed out on lots of hours, and was retaliated against)

I have a legit medical exemption, but its the employers doing this because of the county. I'm not sure how I'm going to handle this... maybe I can get these instead? https://www.amazon.com/Mascare-Transparent-Food-Handlers-Mask/dp/B07ZPG9TPD

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you mean by "instead"? A mask is a mask. If you absolutely need to wear one, somewhere around here recommended buying a chiffon mask off of etsy.

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cosmicspiritwarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because of my respiratory and immune system disabilities, I've been advised by multiple licensed medical professionals not not to wear a germ rag against my face, but thanks for the terrible advice. The laws where I live have exemptions for people like me (which are ignored by almost everyone).

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

No need to be an ass. I haven't worn one and I'm in a mandate state. Some places you can't do that without getting fired. Like being a bus driver. If that was the case, they could wear a chiffon mask since they don't do shit anyways.

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undepressor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lord's work fren

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Threaper666 3 points ago +3 / -0

America thanks you for voting TRUMP2020.🇺🇸

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Pax11B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there no way to vote in person in WA?

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. Everyone here agrees Jay Inslee fucking sucks but he'll win like a dictator.

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SuperDuty4x4 1 point ago +1 / -0

No kidding. Have you seen even one Inslee sign yet? Tons of Culp and Trump signs all over King and Snohomish counties but somehow the polls all show Inslee and Biden winning.

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thewashambro 10 points ago +10 / -0

use my hand

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NotoriousCrux 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was always Jeb!

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WelcomeToRealLife 4 points ago +4 / -0

A strong case can be made for Darth Jar Jar though

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

His fight moves are styled after that of a drunken master.

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Kalom69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clap you stupid bastards.

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bubadmt 53 points ago +53 / -0

What would happen if hypothetically enough people wrote in Jebs name and he won? Would he actually become President?

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wethepepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

He won my vote with his pocket turtles

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LoneStarDangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slow and steady wins both the vote and the heart

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wethepepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Low energy” is proudly stamped across Jebs forehead

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 4 points ago +4 / -0

baseado

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would they accept "Guaclord"?

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FireannDireach 36 points ago +36 / -0

Constitutional crisis, invalidated election, lawsuits, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

I'm laughing my ass off right now. The autists did it. They fucked the whole thing. "Mail in your vote, it's totally safe, they said."

I wonder if Trump is laughing right now. He stays up late.

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meals23 19 points ago +19 / -0

Constitutional crisis

the good news is the Founding Fathers were big believers in ancient prophecies and added a secret message to the Constitution, written in invisible guac ink, that in a Constitutional crisis Jeb becomes President for life

you know, Quasimodo predicted all of this

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HeavyHebrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Emperor Jebito, hallowed be his guac, pocket turtle power

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johnny96816 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not Jeb, it's Jeb! that I see there.

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BananaWizard 11 points ago +11 / -0

He has more rallies tomorrow, he's going to go ballistic it's all over twitter and pol right now. The win discord is also going nuts. I tried it myself, you can send out ballots to random people or cancel them with just their name. I didn't do it of course mr fbi but I checked if I could.

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Orangemaniscool 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll watch that dumpster fire burn from a distance and laugh at all the people who put confidence in their supervisor of elections. What an absolute shitshow.

The rest of the United States cannot trust the authenticity of any of those votes now for their Federal offices.

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anon9-9-9 3 points ago +6 / -3

It's funny, until we get to November and nobody (on any side) will accept the results... putting Nancy Pelosi temporarily President.

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FireannDireach 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's not how it works, lol. Seriously, you're concern trolling now? You're really bad at this.

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ShrikeDeCil 7 points ago +7 / -0

The flowchart is convoluted, but:

Before the "And then the Speaker" part, it has to be the NEW Speaker ... because the House is an entirely new House.

There's a long list of side-routes of weirdness, but, basically, the 25th Amendment nuttery is their best shot then.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Side note: serious question

How does a new house get seated their elections are in dispute? That is, if the Presidential election is in dispute, so will be ALL of the elections.

I’m ignorant on how such a thing would be handled.

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ShrikeDeCil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Each state runs their election. Even the Presidential part is fifty separate votes.

Say WA, ID, MO are competent, and everyone else completely screws up.

Well. WA, ID, MO will have ... valid House members. And the screwups won't.

They vote for "Speaker".

But. My understanding is the President remains President until new President Elect and Inauguration day. Not just four years. The "Succession" chart is only ever relevant if there's deaths/incompetence going on.

The whole thing is simple if you sit with a sheet of paper and walk through what's happened thus far, but it's convoluted to describe. But the "National Popular Vote Compact" would mean (when passed) pure bedlam when even a single state's votes are assumed totally fucked up.

Could be wrong, but did read through a long, detailed thing awhile ago on it. "No Easy Route To Nancy" was my short mental version.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

National popular vote compact is unconstitutional; States making compacts is unconstitutional and specifically named.

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ShrikeDeCil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I understand that.

I'm pointing out: When, precisely is that ruling going to come down? In the middle of 20 states screaming one thing, 30 screaming another, 10 states actively doing stupid shit to escalate their votes, etc.

It's pretty much guaranteed a Hot Civil War Pact with a timer in it.

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cosmicspiritwarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

"lame duck" president. Already replaced, but the official switch hasn't happened. He still has control of military, can do last minute pardons, fly plane loads of cash to iran, remove all the W's from al the keyboards, but congress isn't passing over any laws to be signed, and everyone is putting everything off for the new guy who comes in a few weeks, plus almost everyone is on christmas vacation anyways.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump's term is until January 20th. Nancy needs to be house speaker in the first place to even be in the line of succession. Guess what happens when neither has a majority yet because votes are still coming in? President McConnell steps up.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turtle will never ascend to power. We'd never get that far without a bloodbath

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will happen if the Democrats fuck woth the election. Expect 2000 Al Gore levels of fuckery.

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anon9-9-9 1 point ago +1 / -0

McConnell? That doesn't sound right. Chuck Grassley is the President pro tempore of the Senate, which is 3rd in line of succession. McConnell is the 'majority leader' for the republican party in the senate, but that role doesn't put him in line of succession.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mixed em up my bad.

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who knew the Dims would create something that totally gets fucked up.

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JustTheNews [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

yes

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thewashambro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would he actually become President?

Sadly this only works for Oregon

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BidenDaChinesePuppet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jeb! for eternal dictator of Oregon 2020

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SendThemBackToCanada 4 points ago +4 / -0

Governor of Oregon then.

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

That'll have to do!

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

THE REPUBLIC OF GUACAMOLE

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

He would get the electorate votes. But they are free to pick whoever they want

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progressivetrumper 24 points ago +25 / -1

Don't do this, don't give me hope.

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SidneyHopchas 7 points ago +8 / -1

If we could get a Hitler that wasn't a genocidal and mass expansionist maniac I'd totally do vote for him.

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progressivetrumper 3 points ago +4 / -1

So basically the reason why you're in this site? Just for the record, I don't like Hitler at all, he had the chance to really create a 3rd position utopia, but is just a genocidal maniac and forever smeared the movement. That's why I don't like him.

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zabbers 0 points ago +3 / -3

I kinda liked the ideas to dam the Mediterranean and recolonize Africa. You can call that genocide too, but I call it putting people who know what they're doing in charge of the land.

Also if Man in the High Castle is anything to go by we'd already have rocket planes if Germany won.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're saying if Hitler wasn't Hitler -

how can you salvage that into a logical statement?

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SidneyHopchas 0 points ago +3 / -3

Hitler had many economic and social positions beyond hating Jews, retard.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That doesn't call for a "retard." And yes, he did; of that I am quite aware. He and the Wehrmacht were still genocidal in their mission. The Jews were not nearly his biggest target.

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Brenmcel 12 points ago +12 / -0

"How the hell did Hitler win Oregon and Washington? Anyways, Biden managed to take the presidency with 7,456,279,874 votes. Back to you Lemon."

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kebabdrogo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gushing Granny

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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JustTheNews [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHA

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wehavetogoback 9 points ago +9 / -0

shit you might be on to something here broski

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coyote_777 14 points ago +14 / -0

if I'm reading pol correctly, I don't think you can physically change someone's vote on a received ballot. but what can be done, is that a new ballot can be requested, which invalidates the mail-in ballot that was already received.

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ObjectiveReality 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yup, and that's bad.

But even if you couldn't cancel the vote you can see it. Which means voter intimidation and reprisal.

And it doesn't stop with the brown shirt Antifa wing. All 23y/o Karens in HR will be looking up everyone in the company and will start submitting anonymous complaints about 'fears for safety' to so she can leverage to have you all fired in the name of wokeness.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

But even if you couldn't cancel the vote you can see it.

I'm 95% certain that "see your ballot" means the same thing in that state that it does in mine - view format and options ahead of time. It doesn't mean "see your actual already-mailed-in ballot.

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ObjectiveReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

14 seconds lower right.

I came across it and thought to link you.

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ObjectiveReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

The individual who first discovered it by using his friend's name and DOB reported that yes, he could see how their vote was recorded which is as well as 4chan threads report and display. As I know no one in the two pertaining states, I could not confirm myself.

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JustTheNews [S] 0 points ago +3 / -3

it is 100% online there is no mail in

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HiGloss 2 points ago +2 / -0

No...it says you you print out the form and take it somewhere to be filed

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JustTheNews [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

idk i just made a jeb meme

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coyote_777 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol Ho Lee Fuk

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Tilethewall2 13 points ago +13 / -0

So proud. Please clap.

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Wallstrat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Voted fraud doesn't exist sweaty, you're just trying to disenfranchise POC and LGBTQADOKNDDD9#$$% you g*ddamn naziDRUMPFS.

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AlcoholicRetard 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jeb! will probably be the most misunderstood character in America’s history because of these memes.

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Brenmcel 6 points ago +6 / -0

"This dude captured every state in 2 straight elections? How, I mean look at his low energy?"

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Magazord2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

bERniE cAn StiLL wIN!

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ElegantVelociraptor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hello, I hope you're well! My name is Brian and I'm a political reporter with the Los Angeles Times.

I'm working on a story about how Jeb Bush has lived on as a meme since he dropped out of the 2016 presidential race, and what it means for the future of the Republican party that conservatives and progressives have both continued to mock him online for years since. More than any other politician in recent memory, he seems to have achieved a level of memes and ironic fandom that no one else really has, and I'm interested in why that is.

Anyways, I noticed your recent JEB! post and so was wondering if you'd be willing to talk with me a little bit about what you think of Jeb and his "legacy" and why you think he's such a common target for jokes and memes among Trump supporters here and on other social media.

I'm happy to chat over DMs here or over email if you're comfortable discussing further! As a heads up in order to include you in my article, you'd need to be ok with giving me your real name and (ideally but not strictly necessary) your age, state, license plate number, blood type, mother's hair dresser, shoe size, and full FBI background check.

Thanks!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

What, no DNA test? Pffft, no journalistic integrity, fake news

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang it, you're right. 3rd rate reporting over here. womp womp. Will add it to the next iteration for JEB!

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too late, I already called and asked. They said they didn't have it anymore.

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svlem 8 points ago +8 / -0

PLEASE CLAP

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BetaODork 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jeb!

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Vivadiscordia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb!

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basedBlumpkin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone remember the April Fools Jeb theme on T_D reddit? Hilarious and legendary

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao 4chan found the DNC backdoor to change votes

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AdamBomb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly better than Biden winning Oregon. Guac 2020 (for the left coast at least)!

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Brenmcel 5 points ago +5 / -0

You think the guac merchant is only winning Oregon? Lmao you better prepare for the green (yellow) wave buddy.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pepe2020.

It would be the godhead shitpost of all time.

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JustTheNews [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

what if it seriously became a Trump/Pence vs Jeb!/Sanders

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AdamBomb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be weary, Jeb! may try to bribe voters with sad turtles.

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QuickMaths 4 points ago +4 / -0

If this flaw in their system actually led to Jeb! winning the state of Oregon I would actually be okay with that.

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runeu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd clap even before he politely asks.

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end_of_globalism 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yay! Guac pants finally got one! It's Happening

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spez3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn - you guys are fast at stickying this news lol

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Brenmcel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good sticky mods

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MichaelGioIreland 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I said please clap but now you MUST clap"

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iNightmare 3 points ago +3 / -0

pol is seriously blowing shit up wtf.

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anteracorp 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAS THERE BEEN ANY OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM ELECTION OFFICIALS?

OR IS THIS ONE OF THOSE MEMEMAGICK MOMENTS HAPPENING IN REAL TIME?

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's 11;30pm on Saturday night there. If they're not all drunk off their asses, they passed out a while ago. It'll take a while to blast them awake spamming their phones, and IF they're in any shape to respond, it won't be until tomorrow morning.

This was perfect timing. The autists over there have style once in a while.

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JustTheNews [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

real time

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PeytonManThing 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why is he wearing his wedding ring on his right hand?

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Magazord2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Image is mirror reveresed

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PeytonManThing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then why is he wearing his belt the female direction? It just doesn’t add up

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Guruchild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ohh it all adds up.

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HistoryInvestigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, there's a female direction?! Why did nobody tell me this?! Seriously though, I've always threaded my belt in the right side (looking down) to the left with the buckle ending up on the right side. Damn it my absentee father was worthless, no wonder I was liberal for so long!

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you're mistaken.

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

How so? It’s definitely done counter clockwise. The excess belt is on the right side instead of the left

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are we talking when the picture is mirrored or unmirrored?

In the picture, the prong is on the left which indicates the excess is on the right which would be left when unmirrored.

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PeytonManThing 1 point ago +1 / -0

As the picture stands right now he is wearing it the female direction, which is the way I imagine Jeb wears his belt

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

But you were replying to someone saying the image is reversed.

Not that it amounts to a hill of beans anyway.

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theMAGAsherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Twitter account no longer exists and the Tweet has been deleted from Twitter - thanks for screenshotting so it won't be memory holed

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covfefe2525 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there nothing Jeb!! can't do?

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midgetpornrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please upvote.

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JustTheNews [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The south will rise again! No pun intended.

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ShadowLitOwl 2 points ago +2 / -0

"many times, I carry a turtle in my pocket to remind myself, slow and steady wins the race"

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catbertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck yeah you do! We frens! 🍺😁

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

4Chan FTW!

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lacker101 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a fucking joke

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since when have states allowed online voting?

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JustTheNews [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

no clue since chyna flu...that was its whole purpose

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb! did it. He surprised even himself.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

online voting system

As someone who knows a thing or two about computers, what the fuck is this shit?!

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

come on gimme a break!

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Tymbo 2 points ago +3 / -1

So I am not seeing any actual proof that you can change someone's vote. All I see is screenshots of screens of information, none of which prove a vote has been changed. What am I missing?

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BitesZaDusto 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you look at the tweet's screenshot, the right side has options to "Change your Choice"

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we agree that winning Oregon is the equivalent of Please Clap. Good work Jeb! 🍺😄

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Pat_Quinn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeb!

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DRKMSTR 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was always planned.

The west coast is going to secede regardless of the results.

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super Deluxe tried to warn us!

Jeb Bush is a mess. Jeb Bush is a big fat mistake!

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Jeb_is_a_total_mess 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeb!

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PizzaDecorations 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can't we just stick to in-person voting? I think we could avoid all kinds of issues that.

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JustTheNews [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's The goal

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asfastasican1 1 point ago +1 / -0

If people want to prove a point without making trump look bad, they just attempt to change the votes to Jeb. Mission accomplished. Haha.

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