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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 170 points ago +171 / -1

$1000.00 says that cart is full of cat treats and box wine

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Redpilled 64 points ago +65 / -1

And she smells like cat pee.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 51 points ago +51 / -0

Only a 60% chance it's a biological "she".

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Mona1950 29 points ago +29 / -0

Came to say that. Looks like Trannie hair to me.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 20 points ago +20 / -0

Looks like the type to freak out in a gamestop to me...

https://youtu.be/JjxJOLQg47k

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Mona1950 25 points ago +25 / -0

Ahhh - my favorite. I am female and when talking to you guys on here you usually assume I am a male. Since there are only two genders, I usually respond with "it's Ma'am" and then I laugh all by myself, alone on my couch.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, I had a fifty fifty shot lol

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +11 / -0

I misread your name. Thought you were a big fan of moana lol

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centexawesome 5 points ago +5 / -0

We do tend to think of ourselves as a giant stag party.

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Salt-N-Pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Nestlé KitKats are better, though

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a Terry's Chocolate Orange man myself.

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Antisemite-I-Guess 0 points ago +2 / -2

They kinda all look the same when it comes to hair.

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BranchCovidian 0 points ago +3 / -3

It's "ma'am"

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beta-detector 7 points ago +7 / -0

Her coat was made from comb collected cat hair.

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Nibba 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ll bet you cat hair coats would be soft af though.

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

and smell like cat tongue

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TrumpPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

She does this on purpose so the cats will accept her when she is box wine drunk.

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txladyvoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's not insult Black Box wine.

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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big fan. Would not speak poorly of.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The nice thing about box wine is it doesn't go bad after you open it--unlike bottled versions.

I draw the line at Franzia though, LOL.

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Worlox 1 point ago +1 / -0

And her own pee

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kick xir

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FullAutoFlintlock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats 85.36 Euro, ahktchually

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Free0fReddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

and a kirby pickle

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saaaaad pickle

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't you mean £1000?/s

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IllusionOfChoice 24 points ago +25 / -1

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YourTendiesWillBurn 2 points ago +3 / -1

I bet she spells it "metre". Shes got that haughty way about her.

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Hillary_is_Satan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know a meter and a metre are two different things right?

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YourTendiesWillBurn 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can be depending on context (and language), but not in this case. "Meter" is primarily the Americanized spelling of metre. Meaning is the same. Humor (or humour) was the intent.

I also know that the photo is not an American Target as evidenced by the pound sign and hence would presumably not be voting in the US election. But I wasn't going for clinical precision and technical accuracy. Sometimes you have to sacrifice by shitting out a throwaway comment and do it for the lulz.

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Smurfection 14 points ago +15 / -1

You won't have to. This person votes in Europe as evidenced by the Euro currency sign in the pic. This isn't in America.

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YungUpgrayedd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm already doing my part

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Smurfection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whatever squiggly they want to use. I'm still not respecting any titles of nobility so UK and all those little western European aristocratic potentates can just flip right off.

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centexawesome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also look at the reprehensible rear axle on that cart. That alone would push me to immigrate to These United States

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Horkers4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way that's like Ikea carts which are the best carts on the planet. Why wouldn't you want to be able to push your cart any direction you choose?

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centexawesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because when you have a heavy cart full of groceries you can use that straight rear axle for leverage to turn. I don't even want to talk about what this situation would be like on uneven ground

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Rookie_2 1 point ago +1 / -0

metoo

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JimDandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

UK

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Smurfection 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh a KINGDOM you say? How perfectly medieval.

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JustTheNews 3 points ago +3 / -0

3.33 meters!

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poles are based

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IllusionOfChoice 15 points ago +15 / -0

.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Matter of fact, I see some crawling up right now! LOOK YOU DINGBAT, LOOK! QUICK TAKE THAT MASK OFF BEFORE IT INVADES YOUR BODY!!!"

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seventysixdon 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was going to say "No problem" says any sane person.

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RedinMA 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is exactly what I say when I see these people who wear BLM shirts and other nonsense. It lets me know that you are insufferable and to stay far away.

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MrGone 219 points ago +219 / -0

Not in America

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Rainman 50 points ago +51 / -1

Thank goodness we have enough wack jobs here, however, if I were depending on Britain's Healthcare system I might shield, mask, and glove up too

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 42 points ago +42 / -0

No, here in America we have old ladies who enter the store and grab a plastic produce bag and put it over their head for extra covids protection. Then they proceed to do their shopping while struggling to see through the fucking plastic bag over their head. When they check out, struggling to empty their cart and pay because they can't see with the fucking plastic bag on their head, you and the cashier share a "WTF?" look. After they leave, you and the cashier share a laugh and agree that they are more likely to die of asphyxiation than anything else. Then when you exit the store you see them loading their groceries into a truck with a Proud Democrat sticker on the back, as their husband sits inside with his mask on.

Sauce: I actually witnessed this back in March and I have a photo to prove it.

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Scroon 19 points ago +19 / -0

You have to post that photo. It's your duty as a pede.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg. I missed that one!

Also omg. It's been 7 months of this insanity.

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ObackBarama 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believed you until “loading their groceries into a truck”

Lol yeah right Dems have a truck. Trucks are like the Trump of vehicles to Dems

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Oregon even the Democrats drive trucks. In fact, one of the most radical communists I know here drives a truck and he moved here from Montana.

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ObackBarama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha I was just messin man. I’ve been enlightened to the Dems in trucks ever since that project veritas video of that fat bald antifa guy talking about wanting to start a civil war said he had an “apocalypse ready truck” in the video

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pics or gtfo.

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP delivers. Amazin’!

Grocery lady - what a mess!!

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MrGone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's just terrible...

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dukeofdoorcounty 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yea, we don't use the metric system

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the rest of the world, they have to stand a few inches farther because the experts say 2 meters instead of 6 feet.

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magafi 5 points ago +5 / -0

She might watch CNN.

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Necrovoter 81 points ago +81 / -0

Luckily, she seems to be in a place where she has limited access to dangerous things like multi-packs of spoons.

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TheFountainhead 25 points ago +25 / -0

I just looked that story up and god save the fucking queen it’s real. I cannot understand how a world empire fell so far.

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linereddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

A once-great nation that now believes it no longer deserves to survive....

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kag-2020- 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you seen how many times Communism has been tried? People fall overthemselves to destroy their country and act like they're noble for doing it.

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Decorum replaced morality and self sufficiency.

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have a link?

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InarosPrime 20 points ago +20 / -0

I found a blog site saying they ID for spoons. There are also a few articles confirming you have to be 18 to buy spoons at Tesco.

http://nannyknowsbest.blogspot.com/2009/05/nanny-bans-plastic-cutlery.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-26574789

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504/Are-old-spoon-Woman-asked-ID-buying-teaspoons-Tesco.html

Edit: Clearly these people are buying fully automatic assault spoons with capacities over 10mg.

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL what an entire nation of cucks. How do you let this happen?

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Braveheart for example, too

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almond_activator 1 point ago +2 / -1

Scotland is more cucked than England at this point. Something to do with letting the cunts run the country.

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visorak 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they already took the forks I imagine? Spoons would be the least sharp thing in the utensil drawer.

Now the UK eats with their hands, as they should.

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Strategerium 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No one need high capacity spoon packs!"

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 46 points ago +46 / -0

She can keep voting for diversity in the UK.

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I_LUV_WINNING 2 points ago +2 / -0

White people are born racist?

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Oldguard08 17 points ago +17 / -0

Still trying to figure out how she expects the "migrants" to read that 🤷‍♂️

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BurnedExperiment 6 points ago +6 / -0

What husband?

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TheFountainhead 24 points ago +24 / -0

Thankfully only in British elections

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JohnMcCainsTumors 21 points ago +21 / -0

Imagine being this fucking stupid

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I_LUV_WINNING 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who are people that watch the MSM News?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 21 points ago +21 / -0

Cunts that scared of Covid, should stay home. It's their right. What isn't their right is to tell others how to live theirs.

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MuhSoy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thankfully in the UK

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cbird54 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kick Me.

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linereddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

That, or "Mock Me"

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Batman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mental illness. Even has latex gloves.

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unsquishable 9 points ago +9 / -0

There are necklaces for this now

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RoosterHeadBad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ugggg! This is straight-up Black Mirror shit.

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mrh218 9 points ago +10 / -1

Europe is lost!

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Andthen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not in my country

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H_Guderian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prices in Pounds.

A rare Remainer.

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Ben45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Welcome to England

Edit: Notice the p for prices. The pence

Their currency has the same name as our brilliant VP

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AngryAsian 6 points ago +7 / -1

The entire "WuFlu" plandemic has basically shown what attention seeking whores American women have become due to social media.

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climatestatis 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's shopping at the Asda supermarket chain in the UK. They do home deliveries as well as click & collect. She has no need to be there traipsing the aisles. They plaster the stores with 2m distancing stickers so she doesn't really need to carry her own sign.

Her arrows also indicate that one should stay away only on the right and left. Somebody could approach from behind or tunnel up through the floor to infect her.

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Don-O-Mite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tunnel up through the floor to infect her was top kek humor patriot!

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Cocobolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

🐸

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Lobo60 5 points ago +5 / -0

you can see she has resting bitch face, even from this angle.

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800080 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd have complied if the sign said "Please"

Now I want to tap her on the shoulder and ask where to find the Kit Kat bars.

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CaptainRumington 4 points ago +4 / -0

Luckily it's not American, but I feel bad for the country she's in.

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maddog_dad 4 points ago +4 / -0

...not in the US.

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tiamat 4 points ago +4 / -0

votes.. in england

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Trumpvoter2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's in Europe, she can vote all she wants over there

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Elariom23 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you're wondering, that's not hair. That's her cat.

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fingis_dartan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wanted people six feet away from me at all times before the Chinese cough. I just don't like people.

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Birbistheworb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oi m8 you got a loicense for those nazi jackboots?

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Plutossextape1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not in America thankfully

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Wyrmshadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. At my factory the upper management is walking around with hand held signs, on a stick, tucked into their pants.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Europe.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is she wearing a welding mask or something? Look how huge the strap is and a monstrous thing hanging down.

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nethyek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically it's 2 yards

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BlondeBombshell88 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 Meters? we use yards in America. Probably not even in the US

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LosPepesContra 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has lived a sad, childless life. Now she is left empty and miserable. Her early life choices of sexual liberty has left her enslaved to misery.

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

also the p in the prices. Pence.

Ironic that it has the same name as our great VP

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Willy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a cone head.

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Shockrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has the potential to vote.

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Clabber 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t stand in line to buy stuff often, but when I do I usually forget about distancing. Almost every single time a masked worker will appear out of nowhere and take me to no line register just for me. I’m ok with that, but I don’t do it on purpose to get out of a line.

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thankfully this person doesn't live here but I'm sure there are people just like her

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Advhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure in the EU somewhere that's no American. But I get to drift because we have plenty of those idiots here.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll crawl right up on the Euro-Trash bitch.

Keep 2 Miles Away From Me