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IAmTheSenate 35 points ago +36 / -1

Gretchen Whitmer raped me in high school. I don't remember when it happened or where. There were three witnesses who all denied it happening. But it happened. I think. It's in muh hippocampus

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

But is it indelible?

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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SneakyDD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hi there, anonymous source here, stepping in to confirm.

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ParticleCannon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent, let's get that book deal going!

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call up Michael Avenatti!

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MAGAmanforever 8 points ago +8 / -0

She literally inhaled me with her huge stretched anus from across the room while shotgunning beers at a kegger, I didn't consent.

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SlannMagePriest 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many front doors do have on your house?