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brockl33 98 points ago +98 / -0

Step 1: support Trump out of spite

Step 2: learn Trump is great

Step 3: support Trump out of love for the guy

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Redghnbfrt 49 points ago +51 / -2

Seriously. Trump is a flawed individual but I love him flaws and all.

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bill_in_texas 14 points ago +15 / -1

Wait. Hol' up.....

I was told the world's most perfect man married and fucked a 6 year old girl named Aisha. I don't see how this Jesus fellow can claim to be perfect if he did NOT fuck a 6 year old girl.

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Smurfection 9 points ago +10 / -1

yeah, but Trump's flaws don't include selling out America to China and Russia for personal profit like Crooked Hillary, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Mitt Romney and all the other establishment crony capitalists who go around moralizing and preaching about naughty naughty capitalism. For all I care, Trump could screw raccoons in dumpsters and have the ugliest daughters ever and his sons could be as soyboy as Ron Reagan Jr on a bad day and Melanie could go around preaching on prohibition and I'd still flippin vote for Trump, just on item #1.

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lmao 2 points ago +3 / -1

muh flawed individual, no u.

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3Bepb 1 point ago +3 / -2

Trump is a flawed individual

How? I think he's fantastic and flawless.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 16 points ago +16 / -0

This right here. I am conservative. I supported Trump in 2015 because I thought he could win and he wasn't your typical washington politician and I was tired of politics. Now I am at step 3, I love the guy. He has given his all to make America great again, and he is going to continue giving everything he has.

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MrADHD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same as me, I was the "throw a wrench in the DC system" FF to voter and I own 4 MAGA hats...

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OneBreathe 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is what happened to me, a former Democrat

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Shakakka99 9 points ago +9 / -0

Step 4: Profit(?)

As I write this there is a booth set up outside our local McDonalds selling tons of Trump stuff to anyone and everyone.

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AOCs_tits 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's pretty much the pattern. First I went Trump bc I didn't like being told how to think by the media, and since they were all 1000% against him, I figured screw them I'm not your puppet. Then I kinda started loving him. Now there's no "kinda" left and I'm 100%.