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QueenMAGA 38 points ago +38 / -0

Where has their ever been a parade or line of cars for anything that was

30 MILES LONG

Incredible

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Barack-Obama2 30 points ago +31 / -1

I’ve sucked well over 30 miles of cock in my lifetime.

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QueenMAGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you did this while driving you might qualify.

Please send proof to:

Adam Schiff United State Capitol First St SE Washington DC

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Honkey_McCracker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know. Seems like a low estimate.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well since your wife's cock is big enough to count for two of any mortal man's dong, I have to say I believe it

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HockeyGoon1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol, that was fast.

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QueenMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

cars

Disqualified

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WalkFastGoHome 4 points ago +4 / -0

The line for Coventry or Big Cypress, perhaps.

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Maggot 6 points ago +7 / -1

Is that just for one lane?

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Choppermagic 8 points ago +8 / -0

i hate traffic but i wouldnt mind getting stuck in that glorious lineup

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 10 points ago +10 / -0

Got stuck in one in Walnut Creek, CA. Was not even mad. Kept my window rolled down and had lots of great conversations about how hard DJT is going to kick Joe's shitty diaper up his ass.

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Earhythmic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice! Can’t believe I missed that. I’m in the east bay myself.

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wehavetogoback 7 points ago +7 / -0

wait... wtf? In Walnut Creek you're telling me there was a Trump parade?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. It went through downtown on Main St and turned west just before the Nieman Marcus. I saw at least 50 cars and trucks but it extended behind and ahead of me farther than I could see. It was amazing.

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wehavetogoback 6 points ago +6 / -0

damn.. that's great news. You think there's a chance the county flips?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure Contra Costa county will go red, but we have a huge uphill battle with the coastal counties. Definitely think the popular vote will be much closer this time.

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wehavetogoback 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah even if we have a larger portion of the vote this time, it'll be nice. I'm not saying it's likely to happen, but if our state were to flip red I would consider that one of the greatest miracles to happen

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overtotheright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is CA gonna flip?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think so, but that would be amazing.

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overtotheright 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve got my little froggy fingers crossed!

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GodBless 6 points ago +6 / -0

Took part in a Trump parade in NJ yesterday. Hundreds of cars, trucks, multiple military vehicles, trailers, and a boat. Much, much more people. Had a Trump flag and our country’s beautiful flag flying over my suv. On the way to the starting location, I received more honks, waves, and thumbs ups than middle fingers and libs making faces with their mask halfway on. If one is near you, I highly recommend joining. High dragon energy to be had

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BadgerPuncher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wife and I drove past this while out shopping. There were a few thousand cars out there from the look of it.

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Blackeye 5 points ago +5 / -0

There has to be voter fraud on a massive scale for this to even be close

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mortymbg13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Red Wave!!!!

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Intense_peacefulness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me and the wife got on the highway during this parade yesterday. We said fuck it and stayed with them for a while. It was massive. We never saw the front of it and only saw the end bc we exited and headed the other direction to go home

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't believe the Fake News' fake polls!

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SwordandBored11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Arizonan and Maricopa County resident here: Fontes is pathetic and needs to go. If this dude were any deeper in the bullshit, he'd be combing it out of his scruffy little hipster beard and eyebrows.

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop using png's. Dolts were suckered by the cell carriers. Usually 4x larger than jpg's, at least. And the problem with jpg's isn't the format. It's dumbasses that don't understand you don't go more than 15-20% compression and/or they start with a shitty original or an overused pic AND continue to fuck it up themselves.

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SSJ3NAPPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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overtotheright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give them a break, their electric cars can’t drive for 30km!

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Juanye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adrian Fontes is gonna rig the shit so he doesn’t care how many people show up.

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