First Verse

I was tired of his lady

My brother wasn't gone very long

Went out to search for Whoin'

Even if it was wrong

So while she laid there sleepin'

I smoked some meth in bed

Takin' pictures of myself

Eyes blood shot & red

If you like subpoena coladas

And getting caught in Ukraine

When your dad's into children

And you're into cocaine

If you leave important shit behind

in the returned rental car

Like the Laptop you didn't pay for

From your grasp it escaped

Omg this is brilliant. I love that song and was singing this perfectly to the tune.

I've got to meet the CCP tomorrow noon

dad can cut through all this red tape

oh no Rudy found my hard drive!

Time to plan my escape

KEK

THE MEME WAR INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX IS AT FULL BURN

I got millions from Moscow, The mayor's wife made it rain, Mismanaged billions from China, smoking meth has fried my brain.

🎵If you like smoking meth at midnight🎶

DID THEY FIND CHILD PORN ON HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP?

By Hunty Sniffit

SPICY 🌶️🌶️🌶️

OMG! I love this place

😂🤣

If you like hooking up with strippers from a club in DC

Then you might be the child of a former VP

this is some of the funniest shit I've read in awhile.

I prefer *sniffs children .... and .... *sniff cocaine

I left the stripper mama of my baby
and fought child support
Sent emails to my partners
and criminal cohorts
So while I lay there sleepin Extorting millions in bed
Fire the prosecutor in Eukraine
Is what daddy said
If you like shaking down China
and getting bribes from Ukraine
When your dads into children
and your into cocaine.
If you like making love to widows
of you brother, that’s rank.
Heres the proof that you looked for
my drug habit to thank.
I didn’t think about ol corn pop
I know it sounds kinda mean
but I was splitting cash with daddy
and don’t want to end up like Jeff Epstien.
So I left my computer
with a based computer man
And though I didn’t wipe it with a cloth
I thought the contents would never be seen
I like Bribes from the Eukraine
and Russian mayors wives.
Im not much into health food
Im into Meth-am-phet-a-mine
Im afraid that tomorrow you should call a lid
Hide out in Delaware, I wish I did.
So please wait with high hopes
to end this disgrace
Trump is smilling at this instant
Hes going to win this last race.
Rudy Julianney
My second favorite Jew
Chasing RICO prosecutions
DNC your screwed
Shaking down china
and getting bribes from Eukraine
we know your dads sniffing children
and your smoking cocaine
you like screwing your brothers widow
the wrong one died we think
The proof we looked for
a mac repairman to thank

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If only it was cocaine.

Billy Mays was reported on cocaine. Mike Tyson was reported on cocaine. How many other 'exentric' performers you're a fan of, and their secret was illegal cocaine use? Randy Savage?

This fucker was on CRACK. Zombified, slurring, drooling, pissing in bottles and himself - CRACK. -______-

Someone who knows about this stuff, help me out.

Assuming complete addiction and (nearly) unlimited funds - how much crack or meth could one man take? For how long?

If you like Subpoena Coladas

Okay here are the original lyrics , lets crowd source this parody pedes!

If you like Pina Coladas:

I was tired of my lady We've been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she laid there sleepin' I red the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I red If you like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain If you're not into yoga if you haf half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of a cape I'm the love that you looked for write to me and escape ... I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kinda mean but me and my old lady have fallen into the same old routine so I wrote to the paper took out a personal add and thoug I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad Yes I like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champange I've got to get you by tomorrow and cut thru all this red tape at a bar ... where we plan our escape ... So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face it was my old lovely lady and she said "oh it's you" then we laughed for a moment and I said I neve knew that you like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain and the feel of the ocean and the taste of champange if you like making love at midnoghts in the dunes of a cape you're the lady I looked for come with me and escape If you like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain if you're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnights in the dunes of a cape I'm the love that you lookes for.

this is awesome, have any been issued?

I can't even

Congressional subpoenas don’t mean shit.

Absolute mad lads! ROFL

Last line would work better as “And you smoke your cocaine”

10/10 meme