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ZBalling 26 points ago +26 / -0

All VPNs are blocked on wiki. You can use ipv6.

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MeSewCorny 13 points ago +13 / -0

And all the naysayers were saying it couldn't be done. Well done patriot.

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Jaqen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Your VPN uses a Spectrum cable internet IP address?

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Redditcanblowme 39 points ago +39 / -0

Snoopes:

MOSTLY FALSE - Michelle Obama only ate three hamburgers.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 23 points ago +23 / -0

The fourth went up Barry's ass with the french fry

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HonkNJhonk 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s some “little old lady who swallowed the spider to catch the fly” shit right there.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 30 points ago +30 / -0

Doing the lords work here

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JiubUnbound 26 points ago +26 / -0

I was there when it went down (and when the fry went up). Barry yelled, "Schoop! There it is!" when he finished and Big Mike eyed his bottom bitch and replied how he couldn't wait to dig into those buns. Then everyone clapped.

You can quote me on that. My name? *puts on second pair of sunglasses* Albert Einstein.

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Dorn 6 points ago +6 / -0

im dying

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RedDuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know you just made this up, but it rings so true that I still think it actually happened.

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IamM 18 points ago +18 / -0

Immediately checks the Amy Schumer page "Schumer is best known for being a disgusting fat white jewish person who steals all of their humor off of people 30 years younger than them." Wait, I clicked Chuck Schumer by accident, MB.

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CousinEddie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember back when reddit discovered that ONE GUY was making upwards of 25,000 edits? They applauded how awesome that was and I believe he even did an AMA.

One person making tens of thousands of edits on the "body of truth" and social media hailed him as a hero

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

fake news: he supersized that french fry order before it went up his ass

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well Duh. Had to super-size it because there was so much room after pulling his head out.

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Food4thought 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was so there..... you got me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoop%27s_Hamburgers

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glow-operator-2-0 6 points ago +6 / -0

Waste of time.

Suck up their bandwidth (not a DDOS) and don't bother donating or allowing advertising scripts.

The goal is to make them hurt financially.

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Pax11B 6 points ago +6 / -0

The more you know!

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cincydan 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is HILARIOUS!

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Pixel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top kek

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NoMoreLies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Several anonymous sources confirmed that this is definitely 100% true.

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AtomicShnoz 4 points ago +4 / -0

FAKE NEWS! he shoved 4 french frys up his butt and bought big mike 1 hamrburger

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also fake! It was actually Big Mike up Obama's ass, and then Big Mike ate ALL of the french fries, and hamburgers....

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

i was just thinking the same thing. His anus is probably loose like sleeve of wizard, he could easily cram a handful up there

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Luckycoz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was born and raised in NWI and Schoops was 5 minutes from my house. I never knew Obama and Big Mike made a campaign stop there and contaminated one of my favorite places to eat.

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mvrak 3 points ago +3 / -0

While honest, the literal army of shill no lifers that maintain that site will outlive our attention span.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it

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PartandParcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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Wohwoh1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact checker says this is true.

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

But WikiPedia is just unbiased straight facts, look:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proud_Boys

The Proud Boys are a far-right and neo-fascist male-only organization that promotes and engages in political violence in the United States and Canada.

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Nonredneck4 1 point ago +1 / -0

yas, yas, let the salty tears flow

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