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teapartypaul 118 points ago +120 / -2

TIME TO CALL IN SICK TO WORK BOYS! Grab a coffe and get the HE*LL to work! Lets go!!! #MAGA

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3006Springfield 63 points ago +63 / -0

I've got some use-or-lose vacation days to burn. This is really tempting

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don’t forget your jogging hammer

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HatnNewLognReqs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get some operation ketchup with that nothingburger

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3006Springfield 16 points ago +16 / -0

Great minds think alike - that's exactly why I've been saving them

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Skinagrizz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should be safe out here in rural Oklahoma but I get it.

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teapartypaul 17 points ago +17 / -0

only 18 days left

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might as well use them. This is important!

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No_name_iii 3 points ago +3 / -0

So far as I can tell, it's only a single email that's been released. Get some sleep.

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Nomoralcompass89 31 points ago +31 / -0

Some of us are at work, but there's treason afoot and we need to look into it.

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HumasTaint 32 points ago +33 / -1

Just tell your boss you're saving the Republic.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 32 points ago +32 / -0

Our usernames have met before...

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DystopianDoubleThink 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMAO!!!!!

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TrumpTrainJune152015 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious and gross.

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streakybacon 9 points ago +11 / -2

I don't recommend lying about being sick.

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. But a lot of people just get a lump of paid time off, though, that they can use however they please. My employer just gives us 15 days/3 weeks a year of pto, so we can use them in advance for vacation days, or use them last minute for a sick day, or for a "I don't feel like working today," day

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DwellerMike 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dont take it out on your employer.

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King_Neptune07 2 points ago +2 / -0

May I grab a covfefe instead daddy