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NYMAGA1776 580 points ago +586 / -6

well, going to bed and hoping this is like christmas morning when i was a child..... hope i'm not disappointed..

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teapartypaul 313 points ago +317 / -4

No time for bed! Too much work ahead...

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brandocommando38 280 points ago +280 / -0

Like a mosquito at a nudist colony...soo much work to do!

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Squirrel1256 79 points ago +80 / -1

bahaha that is hilarious!

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KylesRifle 50 points ago +106 / -56

Anyone going to discuss the content of the emails or is this gay thread gonna keep going?

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EdisonHwy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one.

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clang 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read that in the voice of Leslie Nielsen playing Lieutenant Frank Drebin.

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NotaBagel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes

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ImVoting4Trump 48 points ago +48 / -0

We’ve got the best autists don’t we folks?

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teapartypaul 48 points ago +50 / -2

OCD in full gear... Mtn Dew 2 liter ready.

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CampinAndBam 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stocks only go up and liberals dreams only go down

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FireannDireach 45 points ago +45 / -0

Let 4chan do it. They live for this kind of weaponized autism swarm-effort.

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that_sound 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Everyone fights. No one quits."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BmaPmo-EM8

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MrTrumpsWildRide 28 points ago +30 / -2

I'll need some more vaccines to boost up my autism levels for this.

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HatnNewLognReqs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol most underrated comment 👏

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Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

SSRI and MMR boosters at the ready!

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JackLemon 41 points ago +49 / -8

One false allegation and the entire credibility of the claims against the Biden's will be shot. Actually it wil be worse: They will blame Trump for creating a horrible smear campaign

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goodatlife123 23 points ago +27 / -4

Everyone who has seen the material claims same similar horrible shit. Rudy Chanel rion, the Chinese guy who predicted the laptop back in sept

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

False pandemic narrative and magic masks haven't tainted anyone.

!!!

Goes to show you "Credibililty" is a false argument - only for smart demoncrats to play to our shame and vanity. Chinese own you via psychology.

Still waiting for anyone to tell me they've seen a magic wuhan plague RNA strand in a lab.

The "credibility" of anyone in a mask is shot for all time.

Alex only hurts himself by his dogmatic assertion with zero proof that "Shanghai shivers is real" and keeps using WHO psyop term covidol.

Owen and David Knight are doing way better. He's burnt out and needs a break.

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America_No_1 67 points ago +68 / -1

Did you leave out milk and cookies?

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Barack-Obama2 76 points ago +79 / -3

I have stuff on my face that resembles milk if you catch my drift.

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Sup34 67 points ago +67 / -0

I can’t believe how many times I’ve seen a comment - said ew - then re-read it and saw it was from you. You are consistent.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 35 points ago +35 / -0

Guys, I'm beginning to think barry here is doing something other than bathing in these bath houses...

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BigMikesD 9 points ago +9 / -0

its true

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 53 points ago +53 / -0

For this occasion we leave a tall boy of Budweiser and a pack of Marlboro reds. If you've been patriotic this year kid rock will climb down your chimney and leave you 50lbs of fireworks and a case of 9mm.

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Maga_bigly 11 points ago +11 / -0

This should be its own post! I love it so much!

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tentonbudgie 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be awesome, I would like that Christmas very much

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daveywavey86 1 point ago +1 / -0

roflmao. hilarious!

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ToPede 18 points ago +18 / -0

OAN.... Chanel? I left out a whip and furry handcuffs.

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

chicken tendies and soy milk

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 62 points ago +62 / -0

"MOM! I NEED 6 CASES OF HOT POCKETS AND FIFTEEN MONSTER DRINKS RIGHT NOW!

-4CHAN, PROBABLY

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JohnVoight 33 points ago +33 / -0

We love our 400 pound hackers, don’t we folks?

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MAGAngelo 21 points ago +21 / -0

We love our based legendary conservative actors, don't we folks?

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Examiner717 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who would have thought that 4chan would end up the heroes of democracy

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is your username a Seinfeld reference?

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libs' moms have their tendies queued up in the microwave for the morning REEE

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CrystalPlatypus 30 points ago +30 / -0

This guy memewars

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

My eyes bless you!

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MAGAPlenty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here’s a pack of marlboros in your stocking. Merry Christmas

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NYMAGA1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd prefer copenhagen mint long cut :)