5698
Comments (638)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
67
America_No_1 67 points ago +68 / -1

Did you leave out milk and cookies?

76
Barack-Obama2 76 points ago +79 / -3

I have stuff on my face that resembles milk if you catch my drift.

67
Sup34 67 points ago +67 / -0

I can’t believe how many times I’ve seen a comment - said ew - then re-read it and saw it was from you. You are consistent.

35
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 35 points ago +35 / -0

Guys, I'm beginning to think barry here is doing something other than bathing in these bath houses...

32
deleted 32 points ago +33 / -1
16
deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
26
deleted 26 points ago +26 / -0
9
BigMikesD 9 points ago +9 / -0

its true

53
Side-o-Beef_Curtains 53 points ago +53 / -0

For this occasion we leave a tall boy of Budweiser and a pack of Marlboro reds. If you've been patriotic this year kid rock will climb down your chimney and leave you 50lbs of fireworks and a case of 9mm.

11
Maga_bigly 11 points ago +11 / -0

This should be its own post! I love it so much!

4
tentonbudgie 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be awesome, I would like that Christmas very much

1
daveywavey86 1 point ago +1 / -0

roflmao. hilarious!

18
ToPede 18 points ago +18 / -0

OAN.... Chanel? I left out a whip and furry handcuffs.

4
HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

chicken tendies and soy milk