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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 53 points ago +53 / -0

For this occasion we leave a tall boy of Budweiser and a pack of Marlboro reds. If you've been patriotic this year kid rock will climb down your chimney and leave you 50lbs of fireworks and a case of 9mm.

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Maga_bigly 11 points ago +11 / -0

This should be its own post! I love it so much!

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tentonbudgie 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be awesome, I would like that Christmas very much

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daveywavey86 1 point ago +1 / -0

roflmao. hilarious!