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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 62 points ago +62 / -0

"MOM! I NEED 6 CASES OF HOT POCKETS AND FIFTEEN MONSTER DRINKS RIGHT NOW!

-4CHAN, PROBABLY

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JohnVoight 33 points ago +33 / -0

We love our 400 pound hackers, don’t we folks?

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MAGAngelo 21 points ago +21 / -0

We love our based legendary conservative actors, don't we folks?

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Examiner717 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who would have thought that 4chan would end up the heroes of democracy

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tentonbudgie 8 points ago +8 / -0

They feed upon us and spit on us and hate us, yet we are the source of their hot pockets, and so we must be allowed to live. Faced with our enslavement and obliteration, or yanking that little fuck's pants down to his ankles, they chose wisely and will now continue to receive hot pockets.

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Jiggy175 1 point ago +1 / -0

They only hate us because of the attention we/2016 drew to them. I lurked on there prior to that because I was amazed/intrigued/laughing at their shenanigans. Now it's full of DNC/CCP shills. They're still going strong though, they can somehow filter out the chaff and/or have migrated to a different platform

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is your username a Seinfeld reference?

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JohnVoight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Si, Senor(ita). I’m a recovering Seinfeld junkie with ~1 decade of sobriety.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very esoteric!

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libs' moms have their tendies queued up in the microwave for the morning REEE