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philandy 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's a lie when they can't specify which AR-15, just like they don't specify which face covering, nor have they ever specified which fluoride to harden your teeth with. Want to stump your primary care doctor? Ask them to give you the specific differences between each type of flu shot available. Want to stump a dietitian? Ask them what "healthy" means. Want to stump your teacher? Ask them what the terms "race" and "gender" means, or if you learn any material in a [public common core] Beginner's class.

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bagzilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

The answer to all of those questions are “aRe YoU fUcKiNg KiDdInG mEeEeEe?” if you don’t already know the answer, obviously there is No HeLpInG yOu! Check m8.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see you m8 and I raise you an M9!

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rentfREEEE_since2016 11 points ago +11 / -0

there is no such thing as "common sense gun control" -- there is only tyranny

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Common sense gun control" is keeping it pointed in a safe direction or at your target, always assuming it is loaded, knowing what is behind the target, and keeping your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire. Tight grouping of your shots is also a valid definition of "common sense gun control." The only reason for a gun-grabber to be getting any of my guns is if I'm throwing it at them because I've run out of ammo, and a blunt object is a blunt object, though I'll throw my shoes first.

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Forty_Five 10 points ago +10 / -0

I knew as soon as they said 15 days it was complete bullshit.

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MrMcGreenGenes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just an inch honey, I promise!

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kebabdrogo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just the tip, to see how it feels

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kebabdrogo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good thing I have an AR-215

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll see ya, and raise you a Remington 700, a Remington 870, and throw in a Mossberg 590...

Shit, now it’s 2028.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. Tyranny often only looks like tyranny in retrospect.

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nufosmatic 5 points ago +5 / -0

AR-14... get it right, man!

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Walt_Kowalski 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come on, man! Everyone knows you only need a shotgun.

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shot em in the leg with a shotgun. Everyone goes home. It’s funny how the hairs on your leg stand up underwater when you use birdshot...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actually, it's day 220.

Whatdayofquarantineisit.com

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear ya, but they can’t have my AK 700 with the thing that goes up...

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

And "Just let the gays get married" is now "Let me have sex with your trans children bigot!"

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