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BASED DILBERT (media.patriots.win) PARODY
posted ago by Business-Socks ago by Business-Socks +3311 / -1
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Altosaxophony 73 points ago +73 / -0

Well now they're changing the dictionary to match their new definitions.

Fucking hell, what a dystopia that it's no longer just a joke.

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HoneyBadgerInc 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes. Online dictionaries offer a continuous media for them to evolve definitions etc. Buy print. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing.

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IStandForLiberty 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't have 1-2 generations. Make the difference now.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like the recent 86 thing

Could you elaborate please?

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aha, I see. Thanks so much!

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Aspielogic2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like playing Scrabble with someone who swears their word is real.

They 'believe' they are right (because there's big points if they are) - but they refuse to open the dictionary and prove it. Meanwhile, everyone just cringes because the liar has just wrecked the fun for everyone by trying to manipulate reality.

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ChiKAGo 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Racism doesn't mean what it has always meant! It means whatever I need it to mean in order to label my opponent a racist and win this argument!"

In clown world up can mean down, down can mean up, and if it ever feels like we're talking about two completely different things, it's because we are.

Never cede the grounds of language to Marxists who hate you, want to see you suffer, and think your suffering is funny.

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AsaNisiMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

I ❤ Dogbert.

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DonJr2032 6 points ago +6 / -0

The left just change the dictionary definitions to get around this problem

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Illegal in 37 states now. :-(

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dogbert?

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MondayCoupleIsDead 13 points ago +17 / -4

Too bad Scott Adams is such a wishy-washy bitch.

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BallsackPaneer 17 points ago +17 / -0

I still listen to him knowing that I'll probably be pissed of 1 or 2 times a week. He's useful for deprogramming my liberal friends because they find commonality with his occasional strange views on Trump.

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Npc-1776 7 points ago +8 / -1

Scott's alter ego is Dogbert. Dilbert is his public face on his site. Dogbert rarely comes. I am not a shrink.

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BreakfastGun 1 point ago +1 / -0

wish-washy? What'd he do?

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Npc-1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

He FEELS that Trump often doesn't do what Scott thinks is an obvious persuasion gambit. Plus he's a self-acknowledged leftist who can't stop being a Statist even though he's "more liberal than Bernie".....

Liberals are control freaks and don't understand that Liberty also means not being in control.

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Npc-1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today I confirmed - I am not a Karen

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MondayCoupleIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

His support changes with every small breeze. Saying Trump lost his vote one day and the next saying he got it back. Also his whining over when Trump accidentally tweeted about the boomers in Florida and one of the old folks said white power to a protester. Dudes all over the fucking place and it got old.

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Olorin_the_Grey 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the Tower of Babel all over again. A universal language that everyone spoke but that eventually fell into confusion because everyone has their own unique meaning. Liberals and conservatives speak the same language (officially), but the meanings are diverging and we're approaching the destruction of the Tower once again if we allow it to continue.

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RiverFenix 10 points ago +11 / -1

As a proud racist who enjoys watching all kinds of racing events, I have no idea what you're referring to.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Cormac McCarthy approach. Nice.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you being bigotted against the illiterate?!?!?

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Careful, the Marxist MO is to change the definition of words. They already re-defined the word "orientation".

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PinochetIsMyHero 0 points ago +1 / -1

> no suspicious bulge

gotta wonder if Dilbert is the anti-Moochelle.