“I had a fantasy about raping my cat while shoving a lizard up my ass. Do you think this could have been related to the brush strokes on that modern art piece I saw last week after I got back from stealing trump signs and fucking a hole in my couch?”
Im sure when Dialectic thought about their imagined scene of a fucked up TDS afflicted liberal explaining a mental breakdown to a therapist, they never imagined someone would pipe up and go "HEY THAT REMINDS ME OF A DUDE I KNOW THAT SHOVED A LIZARD UP THEIR ASS"
I’m counting down the days until leftists stop putting orange in the rainbow and remove it as a color altogether because orange triggers them. Or change the name of the fruit.
If you actually gave them good advice, you'd probably be sued. The liberal stance on mental issues is currently 100% acceptance, and any questioning at all is bigoted. Give them drugs, give them surgery...but give them advice that might actually help them fix their lives?
Anyways, iOS dev or UX design are good moves. I would choose UX, for a longer career. But also it's always great to know how to build your own stuff and not be beholden to others.
The "build a portfolio" comment is correct. You should take the in initiative to redesign the front-ends of any doctors' offices, etc. with which/whom you are friendly. Can also do projects on Upwork for free. Working for free is not my favorite idea, but it's a great way in the short term to show what you can do.
Also, and this is crucial, I would apply the Scott Adams approach: you have medical training AND you have UX/iOS training. How many people have those two in their stack? VERY few. That is how you should think about it. Example: how many UX designers know anything about "HIPAA Compliance"? Almost NONE. You could "name your price" if you had UX and HIPAA in your talent stack.
But also would have the concomitant malpractice insurance policy. And crushing student loan debts. And the winning personality of someone who was a student from age 6 to age 37.
It kind of amazes me how little medical people know about computers.
I'm in my early 50s. We were some of the first kids to have computers in classrooms when I was in High School.
I just sorta assumed that the successive generations would be more and more computer literate. Especially the highly educated. But now that I'm among the older generation in the workforce, i'm finding that the following generations are as clueless as the generations before me who weren't raised with the technology.
How does one go through 12 years of primary school, 4 years of college and then med school and still come out unable to operate basic office software? Doesn't anyone have to write a term paper or short story anymore at some point in those 20+ years of education? I know they aren't using typewriters (like we had to do)
I work with MDs who are 20 years my junior and I'm amazed some of them can operate an ATM.
Not as well as MD/DO or even PA/NP, even without counting the student loan payoffs.
My part of the country is below average. Entry level techs are in the 30-40 range, app admins maybe 40-60, sys admins in the 50-70. To get much above that you have to be in a niche, in consulting or in management. In my area, that's where the PA/NP salaries start and the MD/DO go up from there.
Probably add 10-20k on top of those for major cities and/or large organizations. I'm in a rural hospital in the middle of nowhere.
Programming is a separate animal. My observation is it's still more merit-based than the rest of IT has become as it has corporatized and been infested with lib drones. It's also location-independent to a certain extent and the salaries are a bit higher if you know what you're doing.
It's not natural sitting at my desk all day staring at the screen with barely any human interaction that goes beyond whatever boring pressing matter.
And then we go to lunch (before scamdemic) and they'd always bitch about Orange Man, topic being whatever Jake Tapper or Wolf was whinging about last night.
Or talk about Marvel movies or the new Batman trailer or whatever new video game.
Does anyone want to come shooting with me or go hiking? 4 wheeling? No? Okay...
I'm a therapist in a doctoral program (Marriage and Family Therapy), this is absolutely not the case. We have so many Marxist professors obsessed with social justice and almost every student virtue signals on a daily basis. Even at the master's level students are roughly 90% female and often feminists that have sacrificed their own marriage goals and family for a career. The TDS is so dense that in 2016 classes essentially shut down for 2 weeks for students to deal with the mental impact of Hillary losing. Now they're all outspoken Biden supporters or just ignorant about politics in general.
I agree with you that TDS could be a cash cow if it was looked at correctly. Most of them will be dealing with their own countertransference being triggered by their client's TDS. If you are seeking therapy in 2020/2021 make sure your therapist hasn't been brainwashed by postmodernism. There are some conservative therapists out there but they're a rare breed.
Keep it mind, it isn't that they were formally cancelled or anything. Instead of having a normal lecture students were given time to "process" how they feel and due dates were pushed back, lessons bumped off the calendar, etc.
I've seen a lot of them practice and being totally honest I can't say they're all bad. They just have zero training on political issues.
I am honestly concerned that a Trump victory in November will lead to mass suicides across the country. Do you think that too or how do you think another Trump victory will affect the liberal mind?
I could only speculate. It may spike but I expect it to be small.
These people aren't prepared, not even a little bit. Most of academia is just like this too. I don't know if they will be suicidal but I would expect there to be increased reports of anxiety and depression. The meltdown for Hillary was taken more personal because she was supposed to be a feminist icon. There just isn't any enthusiasm for Biden so it is more anti-Trump than anything else. I think most of them will cry on twitter for a couple weeks and move on. They know they already survived 4 years of Trump and they've already forgotten about things like the wall. Academics are too buried in books to stay on top of this stuff, most of them are several weeks behind the media narrative.
I only feel bad for them in the sense that they fell victim to the fake news media indoctrinating them that Trump is literally worse than Hitler. If they suicide themselves I won‘t feel a thing except for some happiness, since they themselves want to see us in concentration camps.
Please keep in mind that they are misguided and not necessarily evil. They don't know what they've traded. It is easy to fall prey to the promise that you can "have it all" especially when you are in your early 20's and feel like time isn't an obstacle.
The women we're talking about here are incredibly intelligent, they lack wisdom but they are sharp. Women with gifted or genius levels of intellect are often terrified about letting a statistically dumber mate control their future while they cook dinner and change diapers. I respect them for wanting to control their own destiny but some of them delay love for so many years that they don't realize when things are too late.
If the message was marriage and babies first, then career, I think these women might be happier. Every American deserves the freedom to choose how their life will go but I just wish some of them weren't lied to about the consequences of waiting so long to get married.
My advice would be start with a chaplain. It is easier to find conservative chaplains. Chaplains are trained in talk therapy and can handle simple cases. If your case is too advanced for the chaplain, they will refer you to a therapist. If you ask a conservative chaplain to be refer you to a conservative therapist, I am sure your request would be honored.
Most therapists are liberal thus mentally ill. Not saying they can't help you. Just saying their mental illness is something that they are completely oblivious to.
This stands to reason. Higher bankruptcy rates for financial planners. Higher tobacco use for health-care workers. Higher acrophobia rates for pilots. Etc. people are strangely drawn to their profession matching their shortcomings.
I agree, which is why there are no panic attacks At FL400. I am a pilot myself and just about every pilot I know is scared of heights. Most refuse to stand of the edge of a building or cliff. I have tested it.
One made from the most succulently prepared meat alternative, shaped into a burger patty, seared to perfection on a $3.5k Evo grill (only used twice a year), topped with unwashed organic vegetables, sharp cheddar-esque cashew cheese and a gluten free sesame seed bun.
What's with liberals and overdoing bad flavor. They've always got the craziest sharp cheeses and insanely hoppy beer.
There is elegance in having certain hints and flavor profiles. Just become something tastes good mildly doesn't mean it needs to be honed into weapons grade flavor.
Tell me about it. If I hear one more fucking hipster rave about a triple infinity squared pucker IPA. Give me a beer that won't make my face implode and let the ingredients work together. I try and keep shit simple. I enjoy cooking too much to ruin what I make with crap of the moment ingredients.
I love IPA's but damn did living in Cali burn me out on them. They are a good campfire beer. Not great with food, not good in the heat. Not not for every occasion.
But if you are in SoCal it's either 805, an IPA or bud
Penzeys spices is a great example. First of all, the brother in the company had full blown TDS and started tanking the brand so the sister had to start a spin-off that wasn't insulting it's customers.
They sell $18 jars of spices so insanely potent they cut through everything. If you put their spices in a dish that's all you're going to taste.
High potency isnt equal to "good". If you're not sure, have a bowl of cereal with heavy cream instead of milk.
Where's the spinoff? My mother buys all her spices from Penzey's and hated that they started including commie propaganda in all their shipments. I used to buy stuff from them once in a while, but switched to a place in Florida once they sent me a commie manifesto thing with my order.
Oh you simpleton. TVP IS SOOOO a throwback 80's/90's thing. We are beyond that now. $500 billion lab grown, celebrity endorsed custom made amino acids with a flavor profile to match any food.
Americana style meat patties - ✔
Fried Chickeny sticks - ✔
Bolognese-ish sauce - ✔
Pizza Rolls - you bet ✔
True. I have to keep a tab on what I eat. My brother on the other hand could eat whatever he wanted and never gained a pound. Genes are a pain sometimes.
Diy. It's not really hard. Just time and gas grill parts. Source the round metal top from a local metal shop and weld the ring edge. However the easiest way is use a cheap gas grill and make a metal cook surface for it instead of a grid This would be more simar to a Blackstone but still a griddle top. I'm making one as I have a old grill sitting sitting around. I'm also making a smoker out of a filing cabinet.
Yeah, that was my first thought - "So... you mean a burger."
But maybe they decorated it with a little American flag toothpick or something? That's about the only thing that would make it sort of make sense.
Americana still sounds like such a pretentious word though, I'd much rather add a couple letters and say America-themed or just describe the actual decoration.
Who the fuck puts beets on a burger? Fried egg is bomb though. Need to hit up fatburger next time im in California for a burger with fried egg and their shoestring fries.
I remember laughing my ass off while switching between youtube live feeds. The young turds was particularly satisfying to watch.
Stayed up all night. When President Trump said, "Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business." I lost it it laughing! No way was I sleeping after that.
It will be more satisfying. There was some sympathy for them melting down in 2016. Nobody knew how Trump was gonna do and being scared was reasonable. I lost that sympathy when they couldn’t be satisfied with the utopia of 2019. Their tears will bring me pure joy this time around.
I've watched the young turd's election night at least once a year since... It's what I turn to when I'm feeling particularly down. You might call it my Hunter's Crackpipe.
I remember this!! I was so tired; I'd had a long workday on Tuesday, and I had to be at work again the next morning, but I couldn't go to bed until I knew the outcome. Every time Crowder's livestream showed the Young Turks, I cackled. Ana looked ready to murder someone. I sat up till almost 3 that night. I was exhausted the next day, but I didn't care, because Hillary lost.
That UBI bs is something I can't jump on, even being a peasant. Giving people free stuff doesn't work, it makes them lazy. Government assistance can be very helpful when not abused, but people will get food stamps and sell them for a fraction so they can go buy weed. Some of these lefty policies can sound nice on paper but they never include the part that humanity sucks. There will never be a utopia in this lifetime, not while humans still exist.
If we were a homogenous white country I could see UBI being very beneficial as well as also affordable if it's not forced to prop up minorities who are never tax positive.
Same with Healthcare, I'd love to have the government take care of every citizen but because we are not a nation of Whites as the founders intended we are not able to financially look after our own people
A History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind
That's stupid. Skin color determines nothing, if the founding fathers did mean for that then they were wrong. We have history for a reason, to learn from it and not repeat its faults. Ideologies and worldviews are what determine people's actions. People will divide over the tiniest things, so our issues is not forcing people to become American and conformity to the countries values, as every country should do. A country based on homogeneous American values, sure; homogeneous based on race is stupid
if the founding fathers did mean for that then they were wrong.
The Founding Father's did mean for that, and they weren't wrong. Look at what being a diverse society has gotten us today. Many of the Founding Father's wanted blacks to be free but knew (unlike you) that we would not be able to have a peaceful harmonious society without racially homogeneous population.
To claim they're wrong because it offends your modern sensibilities regarding race is exactly why we are where we are as a country, and pretty soon the cuckservatives are going to be swept to the side
It doesn't offend my "modern sensibilities regarding race" it violates Biblical values. If you even remotely consider your self Christian you should read your Bible and find where it says to separate by race or class. Give you a hint; it doesn't. Just because something is hard, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
Yeah from what I’ve seen the ones that actually make policy along with a decent portion of the leftist voters are preparing to lose. I think the salt thread is just for wishful thinking/blind enthusiasm. If they really thought they were going to win for sure they wouldn’t be threatening us with lockdowns and violence still.
So there I was at my hacienda, we had made Mexican tacos and drank modelos. When we saw the convey of obese guatamalen piglets turned back, my abuela sobbed so hard her flan collapsed
My therapist is a Democrat and he found out I'm a Trump supporter when he asked if the current political climate is giving me anxious feelings and I laughed and said "no" confidentially. He sort of nodded, and looked like he put the pieces together to figure out my political leanings. He's a great therapist and friend now, so I don't hold his political leanings against him, but the question opened my eyes to how overly fearful people are over stupid political things that are out of their control, and how much therapists must be dealing with this irrationality.
The problem was the AMERICANA burgers. It should have made GUIVERA burgers, topped by ham salted with the tears of a thousand thousand social failures, of old. That would have adequately fortified its system to be the next donor...
It's funny, when I first started seeing comments like this I'd share so we could laugh at the insanity of it all... but now I've seen probably thousands of them, and it's just become so normalized.
Now, I just accept that there is a VERY large demographic out there that's full of crazy people
I remember crying into my soy milk. My mom had made chicken tendies to celebrate Election Day and the joy fizzled out watching my favourite Tumblr posters explain how the Nazis were coming for my black neighbours. I stopped making cheese and I started taking prescribed anti-depressants again.
I remember crying into my milkshake. We had made Americana burgers and shakes to celebrate Election Day and the joy fizzled out watching the numbers roll in. I couldn't sleep in the months afterward and I started therapy back up.
XD Imagine having this as a shortcut in Team Fortress 2, this is fucking funny.
No shit I'm considering a career move into psychiatry.
The downside is you'd have to move to a liberal city.
And listen to the same liberal shit over and over and over
“I had a fantasy about raping my cat while shoving a lizard up my ass. Do you think this could have been related to the brush strokes on that modern art piece I saw last week after I got back from stealing trump signs and fucking a hole in my couch?”
You sound frighteningly like my liberal coworkers. RIP lizard.
RIP sofa, Zappa would be upset
https://images.app.goo.gl/c9pJ9GiWGYDzBXgh6
Im sure when Dialectic thought about their imagined scene of a fucked up TDS afflicted liberal explaining a mental breakdown to a therapist, they never imagined someone would pipe up and go "HEY THAT REMINDS ME OF A DUDE I KNOW THAT SHOVED A LIZARD UP THEIR ASS"
Poe's Law: Liberal insanity is indistinguishable from conservative humor making fun of it.
Lizard Corollary: Yes, even shoving a lizard up your ass while raping your cat because 'fuck Trump.'
It's the rule 34 of mental illness.
Well, I did grow up in California. I've seen some shit.
"And that's why yellow makes me sad."
You mean Orange, right ;)
I’m counting down the days until leftists stop putting orange in the rainbow and remove it as a color altogether because orange triggers them. Or change the name of the fruit.
Hawt. You should write modern romance novels, that's pretty much how they go.
kek
<<confused Gandalf>>
Lizard?
Don’t question it
The upside might be you could slowly red-pill them. In very sinister ways.
Doubtful.
If you actually gave them good advice, you'd probably be sued. The liberal stance on mental issues is currently 100% acceptance, and any questioning at all is bigoted. Give them drugs, give them surgery...but give them advice that might actually help them fix their lives?
Get ready for a lawsuit.
"I dont want to get better, i want to be a mad victim."
CRY HARDER!
Are Hyundai's also a requirement? I've noticed a correlation, but not sure how strong.
Tell you what -- I rented a Hyundai a long time ago, and that thing was GREAT.
And they all are depressed lol
Most therapy sessions are online via some zoom equivalent anyways.
And how does that make you feel?
And how does that make you feel?
Ad astra.
:)
Anyways, iOS dev or UX design are good moves. I would choose UX, for a longer career. But also it's always great to know how to build your own stuff and not be beholden to others.
https://trailhead.salesforce.com/en/content/learn/modules/swift-essentials/start-with-swift
Free to learn. ;)
https://careerfoundry.com/en/blog/ux-design/ux-design-course-online/
Fairly inexpensive options. Coursera stuff can be top, top notch. But the others can be great too.
The "build a portfolio" comment is correct. You should take the in initiative to redesign the front-ends of any doctors' offices, etc. with which/whom you are friendly. Can also do projects on Upwork for free. Working for free is not my favorite idea, but it's a great way in the short term to show what you can do.
Also, and this is crucial, I would apply the Scott Adams approach: you have medical training AND you have UX/iOS training. How many people have those two in their stack? VERY few. That is how you should think about it. Example: how many UX designers know anything about "HIPAA Compliance"? Almost NONE. You could "name your price" if you had UX and HIPAA in your talent stack.
Build a portfolio with freelance work.
Maybe tie it to your previous profession somehow for extra cred.
DM me.
Psychologist: how does that make you feel?
Psychiatrist: take these pills and get a therapist.
Therapists seem to be doing well with Trump in office. Four more years of prosperity to them.
Bill Clinton is Therapist.
And that's mostly because the Psychiatrist is an MD and can prescribe. If the Psychologist could do same, s/he probably would do same.
And then the psychologist would make $240k instead of $40k too.
So true.
But also would have the concomitant malpractice insurance policy. And crushing student loan debts. And the winning personality of someone who was a student from age 6 to age 37.
I'm in IT, currently in healthcare.
It kind of amazes me how little medical people know about computers.
I'm in my early 50s. We were some of the first kids to have computers in classrooms when I was in High School.
I just sorta assumed that the successive generations would be more and more computer literate. Especially the highly educated. But now that I'm among the older generation in the workforce, i'm finding that the following generations are as clueless as the generations before me who weren't raised with the technology.
How does one go through 12 years of primary school, 4 years of college and then med school and still come out unable to operate basic office software? Doesn't anyone have to write a term paper or short story anymore at some point in those 20+ years of education? I know they aren't using typewriters (like we had to do)
I work with MDs who are 20 years my junior and I'm amazed some of them can operate an ATM.
Smartphones made people dumb.
Not as well as MD/DO or even PA/NP, even without counting the student loan payoffs.
My part of the country is below average. Entry level techs are in the 30-40 range, app admins maybe 40-60, sys admins in the 50-70. To get much above that you have to be in a niche, in consulting or in management. In my area, that's where the PA/NP salaries start and the MD/DO go up from there.
Probably add 10-20k on top of those for major cities and/or large organizations. I'm in a rural hospital in the middle of nowhere.
Programming is a separate animal. My observation is it's still more merit-based than the rest of IT has become as it has corporatized and been infested with lib drones. It's also location-independent to a certain extent and the salaries are a bit higher if you know what you're doing.
It’s still awesome to see different professions post here
It’s awesome how many diverse sexual preferences are represented here
I'm a software engineer and getting bored, wanna switch?
I'm also a bored software engineer! Glad I'm not the only one.
It's not natural sitting at my desk all day staring at the screen with barely any human interaction that goes beyond whatever boring pressing matter.
And then we go to lunch (before scamdemic) and they'd always bitch about Orange Man, topic being whatever Jake Tapper or Wolf was whinging about last night.
Or talk about Marvel movies or the new Batman trailer or whatever new video game.
Does anyone want to come shooting with me or go hiking? 4 wheeling? No? Okay...
Save me Lord
I hate my pop,, what does that mean?
Signed,
Hunter Bi.
Give them red pill therapy. First thing you do with your TDS patient is make them go to 4chan
show me where the orange man hurt you
Invest in some good ear plugs. You might go deaf from the constant stream of REEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a therapist in a doctoral program (Marriage and Family Therapy), this is absolutely not the case. We have so many Marxist professors obsessed with social justice and almost every student virtue signals on a daily basis. Even at the master's level students are roughly 90% female and often feminists that have sacrificed their own marriage goals and family for a career. The TDS is so dense that in 2016 classes essentially shut down for 2 weeks for students to deal with the mental impact of Hillary losing. Now they're all outspoken Biden supporters or just ignorant about politics in general.
I agree with you that TDS could be a cash cow if it was looked at correctly. Most of them will be dealing with their own countertransference being triggered by their client's TDS. If you are seeking therapy in 2020/2021 make sure your therapist hasn't been brainwashed by postmodernism. There are some conservative therapists out there but they're a rare breed.
Classes were closed down for two weeks!
And these people are getting trained to “help” others?!? OMFG
Keep it mind, it isn't that they were formally cancelled or anything. Instead of having a normal lecture students were given time to "process" how they feel and due dates were pushed back, lessons bumped off the calendar, etc.
I've seen a lot of them practice and being totally honest I can't say they're all bad. They just have zero training on political issues.
I am honestly concerned that a Trump victory in November will lead to mass suicides across the country. Do you think that too or how do you think another Trump victory will affect the liberal mind?
I could only speculate. It may spike but I expect it to be small.
These people aren't prepared, not even a little bit. Most of academia is just like this too. I don't know if they will be suicidal but I would expect there to be increased reports of anxiety and depression. The meltdown for Hillary was taken more personal because she was supposed to be a feminist icon. There just isn't any enthusiasm for Biden so it is more anti-Trump than anything else. I think most of them will cry on twitter for a couple weeks and move on. They know they already survived 4 years of Trump and they've already forgotten about things like the wall. Academics are too buried in books to stay on top of this stuff, most of them are several weeks behind the media narrative.
What a sad statement on our society that a manufactured swamp queen from a political dynasty was seen as feminist icon.
I noticed that too. 2020 will be an exact repeat of 2016 and it astonishes me that they have learnt nothing from the past.
I only feel bad for them in the sense that they fell victim to the fake news media indoctrinating them that Trump is literally worse than Hitler. If they suicide themselves I won‘t feel a thing except for some happiness, since they themselves want to see us in concentration camps.
They won't kill themselves, but expect to see sales of boxed wine, weed and cookie dough to go through the roof.
Not gonna lie, I've considered volunteering for a hotline because of this. I have some super-liberal family members and they took 2016 really hard.
Please keep in mind that they are misguided and not necessarily evil. They don't know what they've traded. It is easy to fall prey to the promise that you can "have it all" especially when you are in your early 20's and feel like time isn't an obstacle.
The women we're talking about here are incredibly intelligent, they lack wisdom but they are sharp. Women with gifted or genius levels of intellect are often terrified about letting a statistically dumber mate control their future while they cook dinner and change diapers. I respect them for wanting to control their own destiny but some of them delay love for so many years that they don't realize when things are too late.
If the message was marriage and babies first, then career, I think these women might be happier. Every American deserves the freedom to choose how their life will go but I just wish some of them weren't lied to about the consequences of waiting so long to get married.
Shout out to Kamala Harris.
My advice would be start with a chaplain. It is easier to find conservative chaplains. Chaplains are trained in talk therapy and can handle simple cases. If your case is too advanced for the chaplain, they will refer you to a therapist. If you ask a conservative chaplain to be refer you to a conservative therapist, I am sure your request would be honored.
Well I don't know what else to expect when the APA endorses toxic masculinity as a disorder.
SSRI manufacturers secretly pray for Trump win
Take two of these mind-altering NAZI/MKUltra drugs, and call me in the morning.
Most therapists are liberal thus mentally ill. Not saying they can't help you. Just saying their mental illness is something that they are completely oblivious to.
This stands to reason. Higher bankruptcy rates for financial planners. Higher tobacco use for health-care workers. Higher acrophobia rates for pilots. Etc. people are strangely drawn to their profession matching their shortcomings.
Ha! Well if you go high enough, heights become irrelevant. Scariest drop IMHO is 40-200 feet. It is a disaster you can visualize and feel.
I agree, which is why there are no panic attacks At FL400. I am a pilot myself and just about every pilot I know is scared of heights. Most refuse to stand of the edge of a building or cliff. I have tested it.
Jobs created!
You just say "burgers"...
It's Reddit, they are likely European.
Seems so. WTF is an Americana burger? Never heard an American say that.
One made from the most succulently prepared meat alternative, shaped into a burger patty, seared to perfection on a $3.5k Evo grill (only used twice a year), topped with unwashed organic vegetables, sharp cheddar-esque cashew cheese and a gluten free sesame seed bun.
What's with liberals and overdoing bad flavor. They've always got the craziest sharp cheeses and insanely hoppy beer.
There is elegance in having certain hints and flavor profiles. Just become something tastes good mildly doesn't mean it needs to be honed into weapons grade flavor.
Tell me about it. If I hear one more fucking hipster rave about a triple infinity squared pucker IPA. Give me a beer that won't make my face implode and let the ingredients work together. I try and keep shit simple. I enjoy cooking too much to ruin what I make with crap of the moment ingredients.
Bitter beer face!
They need to bring back those ads lmao
Looks like you have a pucker on each end.
I love IPA's but damn did living in Cali burn me out on them. They are a good campfire beer. Not great with food, not good in the heat. Not not for every occasion.
But if you are in SoCal it's either 805, an IPA or bud
I'm lucky to have a local brewery. My favorite is their mocha porter. Dark, rich and so smooth. They go down easy but catch up to me quickly.
Yeah sip and enjoy rather then get plastered fast. I'm a cheap date anyway, so lower ABV is fine with me.
LMAO 🤣😂🤣
Tumeric beer anyone?
Penzeys spices is a great example. First of all, the brother in the company had full blown TDS and started tanking the brand so the sister had to start a spin-off that wasn't insulting it's customers.
They sell $18 jars of spices so insanely potent they cut through everything. If you put their spices in a dish that's all you're going to taste.
High potency isnt equal to "good". If you're not sure, have a bowl of cereal with heavy cream instead of milk.
We tried Penzey’s once and got spammed with their anti Trump emails. Never went back and don’t plan on it.
I drink half and half sometimes.
frosted flakes with heavy cream has entered the chat
It was the only place I could find Aleppo peppers around me.
Where's the spinoff? My mother buys all her spices from Penzey's and hated that they started including commie propaganda in all their shipments. I used to buy stuff from them once in a while, but switched to a place in Florida once they sent me a commie manifesto thing with my order.
What’s the matter, you don’t like the new Truffle Blasted Goldfish ^^^TM ?
"Weapons grade flavor" is my new favorite way to describe these obnoxious double and triple IPAs everyone is making.
Extremism knows no bounds
🤢🤮
It's easier to just say Textured Soy Protein.
Oh you simpleton. TVP IS SOOOO a throwback 80's/90's thing. We are beyond that now. $500 billion lab grown, celebrity endorsed custom made amino acids with a flavor profile to match any food.
Americana style meat patties - ✔ Fried Chickeny sticks - ✔ Bolognese-ish sauce - ✔ Pizza Rolls - you bet ✔
hey, some of us have to eat those shitty buns, we don’t all have the amazing genes our favorite president has!
True. I have to keep a tab on what I eat. My brother on the other hand could eat whatever he wanted and never gained a pound. Genes are a pain sometimes.
Damn I really want one of those Evo grills..
Diy. It's not really hard. Just time and gas grill parts. Source the round metal top from a local metal shop and weld the ring edge. However the easiest way is use a cheap gas grill and make a metal cook surface for it instead of a grid This would be more simar to a Blackstone but still a griddle top. I'm making one as I have a old grill sitting sitting around. I'm also making a smoker out of a filing cabinet.
Yeah, that was my first thought - "So... you mean a burger."
But maybe they decorated it with a little American flag toothpick or something? That's about the only thing that would make it sort of make sense.
Americana still sounds like such a pretentious word though, I'd much rather add a couple letters and say America-themed or just describe the actual decoration.
Definitely NOT an American but goes into therapy because of an American election???? What a dope.
Sounds about right. Go to any thread and half of them have canada or euro tags and "As a European.. I hope you guys get it right this time"
It's both hilarious and sad, these are the same people that cried about russian interference while they are interfering in our election.
Funny, they claim to care about America but know nothing about it. They only care when America makes the “right choice”
its because the anti Trump propaganda is worldwide
And Trump is the choice that would leave them alone the most.
Probably Chinese.
where were u when democracy die
i was at house eating Americana burger and shake when phone ring
"United states is kil"
"no"
underrated comment
"I was at house" made me double take until I got to "is kil". Noone has the type of 100% natural, organic, USDA Prime memes like we do.
Now this is copy pasta.
it's also podracing
Lol
WTF is an "Americana" burger, one with beef instead of soy?
I've been an american over 40 years and have never once seem a burger labeled "americana"
The hamburger was invented in America so calling it an "Americana" burger is not only stupid, but redundant.
$50 says they're Australian and having burgers with no beets or fried egg.
Who the fuck puts beets on a burger? Fried egg is bomb though. Need to hit up fatburger next time im in California for a burger with fried egg and their shoestring fries.
Beets on burger: hard pass; egg on burger: GIMME.
it's a normal burger but eaten by a pretentious faggot
Like the freaking burger is some damn fashion statement. "see me with my Americana burger, so droll!"
Isn't this cultural appropriation? UGH. Bigots.
I drink your milkshake...!
No, it's salty now.
I have an electrolyte deficiency from winning too much.
Full of delicious tears
sweet + salty = delish. I also dip fries into my milkshake.
Salted caramel!
Literally milkshaking right now...!
https://youtu.be/GX-9wXFQRgA?t=244
I remember laughing my ass off while switching between youtube live feeds. The young turds was particularly satisfying to watch.
Stayed up all night. When President Trump said, "Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business." I lost it it laughing! No way was I sleeping after that.
Best night ever! If Trumps 2020 victory is half as satisfying that will be enough for me!
It will be more satisfying. There was some sympathy for them melting down in 2016. Nobody knew how Trump was gonna do and being scared was reasonable. I lost that sympathy when they couldn’t be satisfied with the utopia of 2019. Their tears will bring me pure joy this time around.
Election night coverage is going to be wild. From pretty much everyone.
I've watched the young turd's election night at least once a year since... It's what I turn to when I'm feeling particularly down. You might call it my Hunter's Crackpipe.
I remember this!! I was so tired; I'd had a long workday on Tuesday, and I had to be at work again the next morning, but I couldn't go to bed until I knew the outcome. Every time Crowder's livestream showed the Young Turks, I cackled. Ana looked ready to murder someone. I sat up till almost 3 that night. I was exhausted the next day, but I didn't care, because Hillary lost.
If you need to say Americana burgers you are not an American.
WTF is an "Americana burger"?
Fag talk for a dick sandwich.
LOL. Then I really don't wanna know what "with extra mayo" means!
so a dem voter, got it!
I WAS A CHEESEMAKER
OMG IM GONNA MAKE CHHEEEEEEEEEEESE
NOW I'VE BEEN THROWN INTO SOME GOD AWFUL HITLER REMAKE
Just wait until Steiner gets here
Look what you right-wing nut jobs have done!
You gone and made a man president that brought peace and prosperity to America!
Why aren't you apologizing!
That UBI bs is something I can't jump on, even being a peasant. Giving people free stuff doesn't work, it makes them lazy. Government assistance can be very helpful when not abused, but people will get food stamps and sell them for a fraction so they can go buy weed. Some of these lefty policies can sound nice on paper but they never include the part that humanity sucks. There will never be a utopia in this lifetime, not while humans still exist.
If we were a homogenous white country I could see UBI being very beneficial as well as also affordable if it's not forced to prop up minorities who are never tax positive.
Same with Healthcare, I'd love to have the government take care of every citizen but because we are not a nation of Whites as the founders intended we are not able to financially look after our own people
Good book, banned on Amazon
That's stupid. Skin color determines nothing, if the founding fathers did mean for that then they were wrong. We have history for a reason, to learn from it and not repeat its faults. Ideologies and worldviews are what determine people's actions. People will divide over the tiniest things, so our issues is not forcing people to become American and conformity to the countries values, as every country should do. A country based on homogeneous American values, sure; homogeneous based on race is stupid
The Founding Father's did mean for that, and they weren't wrong. Look at what being a diverse society has gotten us today. Many of the Founding Father's wanted blacks to be free but knew (unlike you) that we would not be able to have a peaceful harmonious society without racially homogeneous population.
To claim they're wrong because it offends your modern sensibilities regarding race is exactly why we are where we are as a country, and pretty soon the cuckservatives are going to be swept to the side
It doesn't offend my "modern sensibilities regarding race" it violates Biblical values. If you even remotely consider your self Christian you should read your Bible and find where it says to separate by race or class. Give you a hint; it doesn't. Just because something is hard, doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
Ah you're right, the Founding Father's weren't Christians
Lol see the strawman you have to create to cater to your blacks?
Nothing burger
The only things you have are condiments.
I remember laughing at you crying into your milkshake!
Didn't need therapy but 8 years of Obama was as destructive and depressing so fuck this cuck.
REEEE stop appropriating milkshakes and burgers!
Bonus Salt: the thread I pulled this from https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/jdqrn7/stephen_colbert_returns_to_showtime_for_live/
A ton of comment chains about people remembering where they were during the last election. So many cuck tears. Enjoy!
They actually think they’re going to win in a landslide
Yeah from what I’ve seen the ones that actually make policy along with a decent portion of the leftist voters are preparing to lose. I think the salt thread is just for wishful thinking/blind enthusiasm. If they really thought they were going to win for sure they wouldn’t be threatening us with lockdowns and violence still.
Lol. I like the people talking about how "nothing will be decided on election night unless Biden wins from a landslide of in-person voting."
Of course, nothing will be decided if Trump wins in a landslide...
Their tears sustain me.
These idiots hate Trump so much that they don't realize, if Hillary had won this country wouldn't be America anymore.
Can you make those burgers again this year? They were so delicious!
Milkshakes were way too salty tho!
Trump/USA 2020
Americana burger? What kind of liberal bullshit is that?
Disregard that Frank, it's just a bunch of liberal bullshit
Eurocucks
Get that grill fired up again for November 3rd, with a side of salty milkshakes.
So there I was at my hacienda, we had made Mexican tacos and drank modelos. When we saw the convey of obese guatamalen piglets turned back, my abuela sobbed so hard her flan collapsed
I'm doing the same thing I did last time. I'm going to the bar to people watch and bask in schadenfreude.
Started therapy "back up"? Meaning they were already in therapy previously? Why am I not surprised?
It's amazing just how much of a fucking loser a human being can be.
Therapist: Point to where Trump hurt you on this doll....
My therapist is a Democrat and he found out I'm a Trump supporter when he asked if the current political climate is giving me anxious feelings and I laughed and said "no" confidentially. He sort of nodded, and looked like he put the pieces together to figure out my political leanings. He's a great therapist and friend now, so I don't hold his political leanings against him, but the question opened my eyes to how overly fearful people are over stupid political things that are out of their control, and how much therapists must be dealing with this irrationality.
Are you Elmer J. Fudd and do you own a mansion and a yacht?
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Hahaha this is so underappreciated
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I remember crying into my milkshake.
I remember mate, I was eating Americana Burgers
"We made Americana food to celebrate, but then someone else won, so I hated America."
Regrettable they didn't just kill themselves and save the taxpayers all the money on therapy that Medicaid paid out for them.
No fucking way lmfao
Here's to keeping shrinks in business for four more years cheers
It's going to be hard to beat the gloriousness of 2016. It was so unexpected and the left were so sure Hillary was in.
But it'll be nice to see the left meltdown next month too. I hope they like their milkshakes extra salty.
The problem was the AMERICANA burgers. It should have made GUIVERA burgers, topped by ham salted with the tears of a thousand thousand social failures, of old. That would have adequately fortified its system to be the next donor...
lol
It's funny, when I first started seeing comments like this I'd share so we could laugh at the insanity of it all... but now I've seen probably thousands of them, and it's just become so normalized.
Now, I just accept that there is a VERY large demographic out there that's full of crazy people
I’ve never, ever heard an American use the term “americana burgers”.
I remember crying into my soy milk. My mom had made chicken tendies to celebrate Election Day and the joy fizzled out watching my favourite Tumblr posters explain how the Nazis were coming for my black neighbours. I stopped making cheese and I started taking prescribed anti-depressants again.
I remember crying into my milkshake. We had made Americana burgers and shakes to celebrate Election Day and the joy fizzled out watching the numbers roll in. I couldn't sleep in the months afterward and I started therapy back up.
XD Imagine having this as a shortcut in Team Fortress 2, this is fucking funny.
A simple web search for Americana Burger found this
What the fuck is an Americana burger?
Sorry hut the rest of the country doesn’t need to accommodate for your mental illness. Get help!
It's quite good and almost at that level, but it's just not long enough. The cheese maker one is still the best.
the fact that this wuss says Americana Burgers makes me want to slap the bitch outta him
Deport reference to /r. Drtr..
Given many of these whales look like they're stricken with diabeetus, I'd imagine those tears are actually more of a sweetener than anything.
Maybe this person is a cheese maker?