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Joe's Lid! (media.patriots.win) 🛏️ SLEEPY JOE 🛏️
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WTCUS 68 points ago +68 / -0

Don't open until October 22nd now!

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beta-detector [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Really?

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MushBrains2020 38 points ago +39 / -1

Yes it's official, they called a lid until after the debate: https://twitter.com/JoeConchaTV/status/1318148044559351808

You can see the Twitter comments are turning pretty negative toward Biden which is extremely unusual.

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nozonozo 12 points ago +12 / -0

What excuse can his handlers be coming up for not wanting to get Bin Laden?

https://thedonald.win/p/HEgWrvkO/vol-1-remember-this-is-the-guy-w/c/

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why bother even concocting any excuse? It's not like he ever needed to explain why he delivered a glowing eulogy for his life long friend the Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan. Never asked about raping Tara Reade. Not a peep about nipple twisting an 8 year old either, or the endless parade of little girls he's sniffed like a creepy pedo.

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Refupede 27 points ago +27 / -0

Does he really have nothing on the schedule until the 22nd? That’s insane.

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GEOTUSMAGA 24 points ago +24 / -0

They don't know how to deal live questions about the emails.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do they think were just going to forget?

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GEOTUSMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

To be honest, yeah. The average american attention span is about 3 seconds (thanks, Facebook!). One news cycle and it's forgotten by the majority.

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Ninki333 4 points ago +4 / -0

Riots still ongoing? Haven't heard of anything for a while now.

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GEOTUSMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here and there. But most of the pro rioters are en route to DC to prep for the 3rd.

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Yender 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or they're working on a diversion. I would avoid flying the next few days.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you see the dangling chinamen at chicago trump tower, with a seemingly russian accent, expressing support for BOTH police and BLM, demanding to tallk to trump or he drops to his death?

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

QUICK!!! LOOK OVER HERE AT THIS DANGLING CHINAMEN, WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT, WHO IS PRO POLICE AND PRO BLM.... Kinda weird.... DEMANDING TO TALK TO TRUMP!!!!

OK!!!! ARE YOU LOOKING?!?!? GOOD GOOD KEEP LOOKING AND FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ELECTION!!!!. Did you forget what we were talking about?

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OH MY GOD HE'S STILL DANGLING THERE!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

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Genericwhitemale 9 points ago +9 / -0

When a presidential candidate has a emptier schedule than an average American worker. You know that candidate is dogshit

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

I try to live by a bit of wisdom my Uncle Charlie taught me when I was a young man - 'Remember, if you don't say anything, you can't say anything stupid.' So Biden's handlers understand that if they don't let him out in public, he can't derail his campaign by revealing the true depths of his senility and stupidity.

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LurkNoMore 21 points ago +21 / -0

Clearly fake.... yard looks too nice to belong to a dem.

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P0keu 11 points ago +11 / -0

The grass is fake - just like them!

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NostalgicFuturist 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's astroturf

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P0keu 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's lovely.

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NostalgicFuturist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you, Pede!

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P0keu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course, my fine sir!

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Much obligated and auspiciously honored by your encomiastic elocutions, my fine feathered fellow. Yes.

(Been watching W.C. Fields films lately.)

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Genericwhitemale 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL man almost everytime I see a Biden/Heelsup sign the yard looks like shit 🤣

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iroquoispliskin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Disagree, his lawn looks nice because he paid his subcontractors with cash

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0

C'mon man, not nice ENOUGH! How about a Hollywood mansion complete with Mexican gardeners, high walls and an armed security detail? And down below, a luxuriously-appointed grotto stocked with lots of little girls and boys.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOA

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LurkNoMore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala does his yard work?

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

He's hiding under a manhole cover in the sewers, along with the other scum and roaches that live in the shithole Dem hideout.

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zabbers 9 points ago +9 / -0

And luring children with promises of balloons.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look fat, I got the thing, so c'mon man! Join me in my battle to defeat Ronald Trump, it's the second fiddle, then you've got the roach, while you're the-- I'm, the, the quartermaster in the second floor of the ladies department. So look, here's the deal-- number ONE, c'mon man! Number TWO, PERIOD. Number FOUR, go you know the thing! PERIOD.

SO check my record fat! You know only I can defeat Ronald Trump, and we will-- we will, um-- we wi-- the, my mental fitness, while-- the gallons of oil, I was-- HEY LOOK, I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE CONSTITUTION, me and my good friend Barack America, and we will get the job done. We WILL do it, but you will find out what it is only after you vote for me. And-- anyway, my times up.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

"AND I LOVE KIDS JUMPING ON MY LAP!"

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MAGAPlenty 4 points ago +4 / -0

And free college

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let’s hunker in this bunker ‘Til they stop mentioning Hunter 🎶

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MushBrains2020 9 points ago +10 / -1

FACT CHECK

Result: False

Biden will actually be hiding in his basement until the 22nd, not the 15th.

Edit: Even Twitter is finally turning on Biden, replies to negative news are no longer 100% positive https://twitter.com/JoeConchaTV/status/1318148044559351808

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DonaldTheWhite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Politifact rating: Pants on Fire

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nozonozo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine how hard it is to prep for a debate about foreign policy when you've been wrong about ever issue of significance for 4 decades.

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Meme_Too 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe he's a vampire, and the lid is on a coffin. This would explain his obsession with young girls' necks.

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KarlHungus53 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wrong week.

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theflabmaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nov 3rd. is more like it.

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Bedminster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm calling it now, with all the Hunter shit that implicates "the big guy" in being a shill and controlled by the CCP there will be NO DEBATE Thursday. If there is Trump will bury him.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ow, that teal hurts my eye holes

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anteracorp 2 points ago +2 / -0

THAT FLAIR... IT'S BOFFO!

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politifox 2 points ago +2 / -0

should have put a lid on hunter long time ago... lol too late.

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weallscreamforMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where’s the rust? He’s been in there a long time!

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imintheway 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about we don't open it at all, ever.

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flabbyfanny1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only problem with this meme is that the door isn't nice enough. This criminal grifter lives in a mansion!

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

EXPIRATION DATE: January 21st 2021

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covfefe2525 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he’d called a four day lid early on in the campaign it would have been eye-raising, to do it this late on is astonishing!.

He’s going to be drugged to the eyeballs, surely it will be obvious.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to wait until after the election so we can vote for you Joe.

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Eric-CIA-ramella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better update that date LOL

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loveshock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never has the entrance to the "Thieves Guild" been so obvious.

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John_Miller__ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone needs to get in there and take pictures of Biden in his coffin

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't open...ever!

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the hell even is a "lid"?

Like... Is it qn acronym I'm missing out on? Some old john wayne movie quote(that never actually happened)?

What woupd his campaign tell me a "lid" is? Obviously something to do with hiding out, but he'd be better off just saying he's isolating over CoRoNa than whatever "LID" is.

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be a catacomb

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BeekeepingPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should be dumpster lids.

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ohpleaseuhhelpame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicken shit Joe!

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StandardOilCompany 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw them live in concert lol.

INNN THE AFFTTERLIFFEEEE

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's an older meme sir but it checks out.

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MegaPhil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably gonna take Biden that long to figure out how to dig himself out of the hole he dug himself into.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

What? Not a trash can lid?

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Fatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

After the 22nd itll be a lid till Nov 3rd

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ArmedHousewife 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will be televised like Fredo coming out of his basement after being there "for 2 weeks"

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pokeman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don’t Open Dead Inside

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