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AggieBodyBuilder 129 points ago +131 / -2

Kinda outta the loop on the "bad arm!" part whats that in reference to?

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JonnyB 53 points ago +54 / -1

That ball beat SpaceX to habitating Mars.

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Regardless 9 points ago +9 / -0

That'd imply it was thrown faster than 20mph, which it wasn't.

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Ithrowawaay 43 points ago +43 / -0

TOP KEK. The President just said Fauci throws like a girl.

This timeline!

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left would REEE if he said something sexist. He simply said Fauci threw the worst first pitch ever.

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Trumper007 33 points ago +33 / -0

Actually its very telling about how Fauci feels about himself. The guy is 80 but he believes the hype about him by the media so he threw from the mound, threw too hard and pitched it in the dugout. Loser.

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Sumarongi 28 points ago +28 / -0

It was a FAR LEFT pitch

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +4 / -1

It was Left anyways. Didn’t go too far.

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Based_psychologist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kek. Top comment on YouTube: “well, technically his job is to make sure nobody catches anything!”

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm glad I swallowed my coffee before reading this.

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DarkMemeDuck 39 points ago +39 / -0

He threw the shittiest opening pitch in the history of baseball.

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BigMikesBlackCock 38 points ago +38 / -0

Barry could shoot the thing out of his blown out asshole further than that ball went

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DarkMemeDuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Okay that one got a guffaw from me.

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BigMikesBlackCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've seen creampie travel further than that ball

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BrickBradford 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take your word for that.

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StarSpangledWanker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost fucking choked to death on my dinner. But it was totally worth it, thank you pede.

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jeffj95 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet Big Mike Michelle could throw a pitch equaling the velocity and energy of a .50 BMG.

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840726 9 points ago +9 / -0

*Barack Obama has entered the chat

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DarkMemeDuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump's follow-up tweet said what I said almost verbatim.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +2 / -1

Same Shit (hypocrisy), Different Day

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Whoopies_tds 7 points ago +7 / -0

He threw out the first pitch at Nats game like a limp wristed spaghetti armed Barbie doll and clocked about 4MPH on the radar gun....in the first base dugout

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sleazysaxsolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is my fave description of said event by far!

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

He had the first pitch at a game and threw it to his masters: the far left.

https://youtu.be/1eD5xkn4WLA

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M16A4 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's surprising how little people know about Fauci's role in the AIDS hysteria.

The dude is an alarmist, everything is the end of the world to him

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Gilead

From that shitty show that justifies killing all men.

Symbolism or just a coincidence?

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +5 / -2

Gilead is the name of the country/town/city/whatever the fuck (I've never seen it, because I'm not a Women's March member) from The Handmaid's Tale, an entirely fictional and unrealistic fantasy of men oppressing women through government, despite the opposite being the case across Europe and in the US if we lose.

It is written by Margaret Atwood, a far-left lunatic who honestly believes men should be removed from power, if not just killed. She holds the highest honor that can be given by the UK Government to a non-citizen, the Companion of Honor to the British Empire medal. The UK, coincidentally, is basically a reverse Gilead.

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lurkwellmyfriends 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, he's an msm """reporter""".

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TonyGucciano 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hrs making money for pharma companiea

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is the master of handing idiots enough rope to hang themselves, and they Always do it.

All of these books and interviews will come back to haunt every last one of them.

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eastern-truman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you sir for the information. As a young immigrant I feel blessed to have met older American mentors (both black and white, offline and online) that gave their nuggets of wisdom generously like you.

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CitizenPlain 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fraud Xchi will be among Trump's first rounds of fired after the elections.

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pmurTJdlanoD 7 points ago +7 / -0

He might pop up in the bioweapons hard drive. And then he will wish he was just fired.

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zipodk 2 points ago +2 / -0

He would have approximately 0.0 minutes of airtime if the MSM thought he was lockstep with Trump

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basedBlumpkin 81 points ago +81 / -0

GEOTUS continually hitting him for that awful first pitch is what Pede dreams are made of. Hilarious.

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Onedude123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hahaha they have no since of humor. Half the stuff they’re offended over is a “so what” the other half is presidential comedic gold. Ex. Regan standing on a manure pile comparing it to Democrat policies.

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Esodo 79 points ago +80 / -1

YES!! He is finally attacking Dr Fauci openly. To all the shills who tried to tell me back in April that Trump supports Dr Fauci so we should too..fuck off. It was simply about optics. But now Dr Fauci has gone too far, even asking for Thanksgiving to be canceled. To everyone here: Do not comply with mask mandates etc any longer.

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Djt2029 16 points ago +19 / -3

I haven't worn one at all in PA since this began, I need my fellow pedes to join in. I know there are a ton of you out there still being little soy cucks!!! THEY DO NOT DO ANYTHING IF YOU DO NOT WEAR IT.

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Shoe 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm in PA and most stores will kick you out if you're not wearing one. Perhaps you're in a different area where the people are more laid back?

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ILearnedToCode 8 points ago +8 / -0

yeah not in PA but in ohio, i cannot go into ANY establishment without being denied service due to not wearing a mask. If i dont wear a mask, I will starve to death

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Shoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup same where I'm at. Even the very small family owned beer mart down the road from me kicks people out if they're not wearing one. It's annoying but our governor is threatening to shut down any business that doesn't comply, so I just do it to not hassle employees.

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Based_psychologist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I split the middle. I walk in without but keep one in the back pocket. If any employee (not customer, mind you) asks me nicely to wear one, and there isn’t a similar store nearby, I’ll put it on. It more than once has open the door to a polite discussion on my concerns about the validity of the threat, while respecting the pressure on the store owners to comply. If they say nothing, I’m a drop in the bucket for emboldening others to shed the talisman too.

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Shoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah that's pretty much where I'm at. Wolf has threatened to put places out of business if they don't comply with the mask mandate, so I don't want to hassle an employee who is just doing what they're told. It's not their fault our governor sucks. Also that weirdo man Richard Levine who dresses like he's a woman heading the health department.

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Djt2029 3 points ago +4 / -1

Montgomery County which is fairly filled with whack job liberals.

I was only person walking around KOP mall Saturday without one.

I've definitely gotten comments! Only cops called once in april at an Acme. Wawa has tried saying things to me and I just laugh, etc.

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Shoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahh okay. I'm in Berks, so it's kinda a mixed bag, but every place I've been has been pretty strict about it because Wolf and weirdo Richard Levine threatens to put them out of business if they don't comply...

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BubblesPink 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't worn one in Florida either this entire time either, and since DeSantis made local government unable to fine people for not wearing one I've noticed a lot more people haven't been wearing them as well.

Also ALWAYS look up a store or company's mask policy, many of them say that those with medical exemptions are not required to wear a mask, so if they say anything to you just tell them you're medically exempt. I did have a problem with an employee at Target two days in a row, so I reported her to corporate, but other than that I've been allowed to shop with no issue. If we ALL stopped wearing masks they wouldn't be able to stop us.

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Djt2029 3 points ago +4 / -1

Exactly! We're getting what we put up with, it's sad!!! I cannot believe all these Trump supporters, that I know are out there, are being obedient little soyboys and wearing their masks in PA!!! Grow up!!!!!

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BubblesPink 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know, the same in happening in FL!!! I see people wearing Trump gear wearing a mask, like what? And I know a lot of them don't believe in them, but they're so afraid of some $10/hr store employee that they just comply. Well look what "complying" has gotten us, locked down for most of the year, riots, countless businesses closed and mask nazi's galore. No self-respecting person wears a mask, and those that force them on children are even worse!!!

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Djt2029 4 points ago +5 / -1

100% agreed. Especially with forcing it on your kids!!!! It's sick!!! I am just shocked that so many people have not seen the light of just stop wearing it!

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porkrice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately some of us can be fired for not complying within company-wide or county-wide mask guidelines. Although I do wear mine almost under my chin. Nose and mouth out. Funny enough no one has ever called me out on it. I mean hey, my mask is on. I’m doing the right thing lol. The local authorities don’t say anything about how to wear a mask. Just to wear one. Checkmate!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +6 / -0

One thing I absolutely respect in Trump is that he gives his enemies the benefit of the doubt.

And I say "enemies" with a lot of reservations. Fauci has a job, he need not be an enemy. But it's clea: nobody knew who this manlet loser was one year ago. Suddenly he's got gala invites and interviews and recognition, all because he joined in to the chorus of "Orange Man Bad."

Fauci is an enemy of Trump through Fauci's own incompetence refusal to accept his own failures. And even then, Trump gave him all the opportunity in the world to get his ass back in gear. When things unfold this way, it's very obvious WHO is being a petulant child and WHO is trying to truly Make America Great Again.

You previously saw this with Romney. You see this today with Fauci. You'll see this soon with Barr.

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Seenev 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mask mandates are now about collecting lost tax revenue through mask fines. It was never about safety, but now it's about robbing people of their money in addition to their freedom.

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I left the original TD discord after being censored and chastised for criticizing Faux-Xi way early on during this. I knew I was right then and I'm proven right now.

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Esodo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who had this experience! Back in March and April if you criticized Fauci you were accused of being a Democrat shill. Looks like we were right all along. The real shills were those who supported him and his unconstitutional measures. Never again should we give up our freedom for ANY virus.

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Tredge 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have yet to wear a mask. Been kicked out of more places than I can count, but I still have my integrity.

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EvanOnTheFly 42 points ago +42 / -0

Hey now. For a 500 year old sage his arm is pretty damn good!

Spez -for the uninformed:

“People are tired of hearing Fauci and all these idiots, these people that have gotten it wrong. Fauci is a nice guy,” Trump said, calling the 79-year-old physician and researcher “a wonderful sage” who has “been here for 500 years.”

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goose5184 30 points ago +30 / -0

"Bad arm!"

kek

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OMBOMB 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Also, Bad arm!"

I'm ded

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JonnyB 23 points ago +24 / -1

I love how he calls him Tony like Tony is just a little kid.

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DarkMemeDuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's been calling him that ever since he stopped respecting his opinion.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

His name is Anthony

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LurkNoMore 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope he reminds everyone of that pitch every time he mentions Dr Fraudci

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's your sticky

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KylesRifle -5 points ago +2 / -7

This faggot cares about internet points. Lmao!

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DarkMemeDuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

How long do you think he's wanted to fire that hobbit sumbitch?

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Shoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's going to lead to 'The Phony Impeachment: The Sequel' just watch...

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Used_2_Vote_Democrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know the book deal is coming.

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TheNewRepublic 15 points ago +15 / -0

NO GLOVES! Fauci emails when?

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Kekintosh2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

3rd hard drive

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teerex1982 10 points ago +11 / -1

Dad’s mad

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Farnsworth 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fauci, on TV, says he’s not allowed on TV. It’s like when someone says no one goes to some place because it’s too crowded.

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Fffffffff 3 points ago +4 / -1

He's just wants his 15 mins. Fuck him. Be wary of a man who will dive in front of a camera. Attention seeking whore

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DarkestBeforeTheDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

HELLO 911 I’D LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER

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Magus_Strife 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oof. That bad arm dig. That's a direct attack on his manhood. Trump is brutal.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Manhood? Fauci? Ha!

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theAvatar 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know this may be an inappropriate place to vent but I just left the dmv where the little cunt bitch at the front door refused to help me until I pulled my slave mask up completely above my nose and then proceeded to take my temperature without informing me or getting my consent.

FUCK FAUCI AND FUCK ALL OF THIS MEDICAL TYRANNY

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last week I stayed home to receive a package that didn't show up until after 5pm, when I had gone out for a coupe minutes. I returned to a note, saying to pick up the package at XYZ.

I went to XYZ (Purolator) and walked into the store (door wasn't propped open to save me from touching it) with only one other person in there - the clerk. She was wearing a mask. She TOLD me to put a mask on. I said I was exempt, she said how - I told her Asthma, she said it wasn't good enough - I asked her if she was a doctor rhetorically before going into her not even being cognizant of the words in the bylaw she was attempting to enforce. I told her I don't need to provide proof of my exemption - she said I did.

I said I would wait outside for my package, she returned with it and when I refused to take my ID out from behind the plastic so she could hold it with her bare hands, she refused to give me my package.

I called the boys in blue, who in the end weren't able to get me my package. All I can say is the bitch exercised her minuscule leverage over me and held my package for an additional 24hrs. I had absolutely NO recourse. Cops admitted I was within my right not to have proof for my exemption.

I was angry. I called her a fucking Communist and said I'd be speaking to her manager (which I haven't yet)

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Djt2029 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just say you have a medical condition. It's clown world. If they want to play make believe we can too!

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

the left is latching on to "experts" just because of their position and title and trying to use their words to "debunk" us when we call out masks and social distancing. Basically saying the "labcoats" are the "science" and we're just ignorant if we want to get back to our lives, that we want to "kill people with a 'deadly' disease"

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iouybiy 7 points ago +7 / -0

He should call him Fastball Fauci, lol

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm stealing that.

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MagaHistorian 6 points ago +6 / -0

That little Hillary donating weasel is mad Trump saved 2 million lives. Then beat it himself in less than a week.

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Djt2029 3 points ago +5 / -2

2 million people were never going to die. Trump is just saying that for optics. Anyone who thinks 2 million were going to die is a moron.

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Kekintosh2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a feature of signing the initial state of emergency shutdown.

Saved 2M with my E.O

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +7 / -1

he should be banned from TV. Basically issue a gag order on him and not allow him to make any appearances. All he does is undermine our recovery, make ominous statements about further lockdowns, extending the mask orders, and dumping on vaccines that the left wants because the pandemic is over too quickly.

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bubbletea 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fauci is an attention ho. He is everywhere. There is no interview that he declines

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Mike0neSix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man, sounds like someone just got a GEOTUS voodoo hex placed upon their shoulders. Would like to say it's been nice knowing you Tony... But I'd be lying!

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look at that triumphant flair.

Dare I say...BOFFO?

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Paulylamma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tony also said in early March that if you’re health you can go on cruises. 9 days later we were in lock down.

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MagaCountry 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Bad arm" got to squeeze in a geotus diss lool

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txladyvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

The bad arm comment is killer!

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pray_for_kekistan 4 points ago +5 / -1

HHNNNNNGGG feels so good to see Fauci get some of his long overdue beat down

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +5 / -1

New Flair dank AF

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women_for_trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

How long has he been waiting to unload on this troll?

And what happened to Dr. Scarf?

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freedom_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bad arm, haha savage!

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bob Hope reference was top notch!

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LtPatterson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fire him.

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Schlonged. Bigly. No doubt about it.

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nickybops 3 points ago +3 / -0

We dont deserve this man

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RockyMin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh boy, he's turned on Fauci now. I think if Trump gets re-elected Fauci is gone on Nov 4.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

It really was the worst first pitch from a male in history. The worst ever. Fauci is a bum and that day he kept pulling his mask to the side and sat right next to ppl even tho he was screaming for ppl to wear them and social distance. What a fucking hypocrite!!!!!!!!

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QueMalaHarris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bad arm lmaooo

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +4 / -1

Love the new flair graphic!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why doesn't Trump fire this prick? Seriously, there is NO placating or appeasing the MSM and the brainwashed idiots who will pitch a fit when Fauci is given the boot. So why not get rid of him? What is gained by keeping him?

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

some of those "braindead idiots" that would pitch a fit are our voters, just not people who would post here. People who don't pay close enough attention and believe what the media tells them about the virus, but are still leaning Trump. Unfortunately we can't piss them off yet. After the election, fine. scorched earth. but now we need to court everyone we can get and make sure they don't flip before they cast that vote

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Liberalsareretards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr fauci is a dumbass!

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Anthony Fauci.

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Pissonschiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Ronald Regan had the best sense of humor of any President. I stand corrected!