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AggieBodyBuilder 129 points ago +131 / -2

Kinda outta the loop on the "bad arm!" part whats that in reference to?

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JonnyB 53 points ago +54 / -1

That ball beat SpaceX to habitating Mars.

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Regardless 9 points ago +9 / -0

That'd imply it was thrown faster than 20mph, which it wasn't.

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Ithrowawaay 43 points ago +43 / -0

TOP KEK. The President just said Fauci throws like a girl.

This timeline!

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left would REEE if he said something sexist. He simply said Fauci threw the worst first pitch ever.

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Trumper007 33 points ago +33 / -0

Actually its very telling about how Fauci feels about himself. The guy is 80 but he believes the hype about him by the media so he threw from the mound, threw too hard and pitched it in the dugout. Loser.

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Sumarongi 28 points ago +28 / -0

It was a FAR LEFT pitch

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +4 / -1

It was Left anyways. Didn’t go too far.

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Based_psychologist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kek. Top comment on YouTube: “well, technically his job is to make sure nobody catches anything!”

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm glad I swallowed my coffee before reading this.

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DarkMemeDuck 39 points ago +39 / -0

He threw the shittiest opening pitch in the history of baseball.

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BigMikesBlackCock 38 points ago +38 / -0

Barry could shoot the thing out of his blown out asshole further than that ball went

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DarkMemeDuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Okay that one got a guffaw from me.

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BigMikesBlackCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've seen creampie travel further than that ball

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BrickBradford 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take your word for that.

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StarSpangledWanker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost fucking choked to death on my dinner. But it was totally worth it, thank you pede.

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jeffj95 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet Big Mike Michelle could throw a pitch equaling the velocity and energy of a .50 BMG.

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840726 9 points ago +9 / -0

*Barack Obama has entered the chat

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DarkMemeDuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump's follow-up tweet said what I said almost verbatim.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +2 / -1

Same Shit (hypocrisy), Different Day

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Whoopies_tds 7 points ago +7 / -0

He threw out the first pitch at Nats game like a limp wristed spaghetti armed Barbie doll and clocked about 4MPH on the radar gun....in the first base dugout

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sleazysaxsolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is my fave description of said event by far!

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

He had the first pitch at a game and threw it to his masters: the far left.

https://youtu.be/1eD5xkn4WLA