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WinstonSmith1984 25 points ago +25 / -0

"“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”"

What an idiot. I often take my cock out while I'm on conference calls...

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Basileus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Another victim of COVID

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TheNewRepublic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nope it was the Russians who hacked his dick.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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covfefe2525 9 points ago +9 / -0

Underrated comment! 😂

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JoeandHunterBiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

So whose dick was it? mike obamas'?

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Tx50bmg 10 points ago +10 / -0

They had to Zoom, so likely not Big Dick Mike.

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67Vert 10 points ago +10 / -0

WTF. Why was he naked during a con-call regardless of the camera being on? I might not be shaved or dressed nicely but I’m not taking calls fucking naked.

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Basileus 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's already a degenerate, and spending more time isolated is making it worse. Being around other people is necessary for some measure of community standards--as it is, he is losing the ability to restrain his bizarre urges

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Nicktdot 3 points ago +3 / -0

he was whacked!

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Tx50bmg 10 points ago +10 / -0

All I can think of is that maybe this was HIS eBay photo years ago (mildly NSFW):

https://postimg.cc/Snxvfhs7/655f8fda

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AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL That used to be a thing on Ebay. I member.

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TEXinLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump Curse...

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LpTx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not weird if it were a “Democrats for Harambe” meeting.

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Irishman4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL oh my sides

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VinnysMagicGrits 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video."

Mute a video?

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Basileus 1 point ago +1 / -0

probably whacking it, and he is a talker

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

HaHaHaHaHa!

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin weirdos I swear to God.

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Pres_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

A fucking moron.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Video or it never happened! LMAO!

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TrumpTrain2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine wanting to see Jeffrey Toobin’s dick.

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incogneato 3 points ago +3 / -0

plz no

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ca18det 3 points ago +3 / -0

While he may have lost his job, we should all take heed of this man's great respect for the memory of Harambe.

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TheNewRepublic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Richard South for Harambe....it’s truly election year.

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somethingnew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeffrey Toobin looked disgusting. Dick protruding out of his pants. Very disrespectful.

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WiseDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

How could the Russians do this to him?

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incogneato 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need Big Pharma to speed up production of that other new drug: DEGENERON

Kills Degeneracy with just one IV infusion!

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously, is it inclusive of the New Yorker to suspend him just for masturbating on a call?

I mean, that's not some sick-o type behavior, right?

And if it is some sick-o type behavior, why is the New Yorker discriminating against it?

Diversity Is Their Strength

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

So did he expose himself or did he EXPOSE himself?

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a wanker.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should be more respectful... after all, he IS CNNs Chief Legal Analyst!

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blackdudeinresidence 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh, Vice

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Wyrmshadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't this guy force his mistress to get an abortion?

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Magamenow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will update his Wipipedia soon.

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Wyrmshadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zoom, yeah they pretty much had to.