Well, I'm on the phone with my computer security service, and as I understand it someone compromised my IP address and is using it to fap on work zoom call. I might just be a random target. But this could be an attempt to QAnon me.
Is anyone surprised this kind of thing happens to rich liberals so often? Its almost like they're all degenerates. I'm surprised it caused any comment at all.
The call, which was described as an "election simulation," featured Toobin's New Yorker colleagues including Jane Mayer, Masha Gessen, Andrew Marantz, Jelani Cobb, Evan Osnos, Sue Halpern, and Dexter Filkins playing various roles in potential 2020 outcomes including President Trump, Joe Biden, "establishment Republicans," 'establishment Democrats," and "the military." Toobin was playing "the courts."
According to two sources, Toobin was seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute "strategy session" along party lines, but that it "seemed like Toobin was on a second video call."
"The sources said that when the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued," Vice reported.
Vice added an update to its original report, "This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating."
the fact he was supposed to be larping along with the other journalists makes this all the more hilarious
I wonder if the “embarrassing” internet action is a comm. “Hey” are getting rid of this guy, because he is a liability, but don’t worry we have black mail on him. Like Wiener, we know he was up to a lot more than sending a couple of doc pics to a 17 year old or whatever.
On a side note PSA, block your web cam on your laptop, never know who could have broken in. If you have non-integrated web cam, point it to the ceiling when not in use or at least never below your chest.
Scaramucci be like, "Show me the meme's you're talking about post haste."
Last week it was Strechin Gretchen, now we have Coomin Toobin.
All just diversions to keep the seals barking.
Absutootly
lul
He is a Hack.
Be funny if lot of conservatives start doing this asking him real questions about Hunters emails.
Background? Jeffrey Toobin sending dick pics? Being a Democrat I'd venture to say dick pics to minors.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-jeffrey-toobin-masturbating-zoom-call-new-yorker
Are all leftists sexual deviants? Seriously, couldn't wait to whack his weasel until he got off the fucking call???
dick out in zoom call pulled a DSP
wew vlad
Oh trust me you do.
Is it as degenerate as it sounds that I actually kind of want to see the video just once. For science, of course.
unfortunately I don't think we have the real video, some CNN NPC got caught cooming on a zoom call.
I want to know
"I WAS WHACKED!!!"
Well, I'm on the phone with my computer security service, and as I understand it someone compromised my IP address and is using it to fap on work zoom call. I might just be a random target. But this could be an attempt to QAnon me.
It's an ugly world out there.
Russians have been known to do this and use a stunt double for the zoom masturbation.
If the penis don't fit you must acquit
Toobsteak Boogie
When we say "Dicks out for Harmabe," we literally don't actually do it.
Speak for yourself. 😉
Trump curse is real. Look at them going down one after another
Top kek
You can tell how low he is on the totem pole of MSM analysts by virtue of the fact there were no minors on the call.
I'm pretty sure toobin is gonna be a verb now. Like: Ew, did you see that? Yeah he was totally toobin right in the middle of that video chat.
Who wants to make the urban dictionary entry?
Leave him alone! He was just toobin' it!
Is anyone surprised this kind of thing happens to rich liberals so often? Its almost like they're all degenerates. I'm surprised it caused any comment at all.
Oof. That is one sick pun.
BTW word is that he didn't just expose himself, but was full on rubbing one out on camera.
According to two sources, Toobin was seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute "strategy session" along party lines, but that it "seemed like Toobin was on a second video call."
"The sources said that when the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued," Vice reported.
Vice added an update to its original report, "This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating."
the fact he was supposed to be larping along with the other journalists makes this all the more hilarious
Is this what you call and “ejaculection”???
BOOM!
Lol
this is epic
THESE MEMES ARE SO FAST
Is this penis Russian?
This is hilarious on multiple levels.
The Left are all pervs. Change my mind.
I wonder if the “embarrassing” internet action is a comm. “Hey” are getting rid of this guy, because he is a liability, but don’t worry we have black mail on him. Like Wiener, we know he was up to a lot more than sending a couple of doc pics to a 17 year old or whatever.
Yes please!
I wouldn't even know who he is if it weren't for memes. Low hanging fruit drivel.
On a side note PSA, block your web cam on your laptop, never know who could have broken in. If you have non-integrated web cam, point it to the ceiling when not in use or at least never below your chest.