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He was masturbating! (streamable.com) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
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DrBJTester 212 points ago +212 / -0

I missed the news today this was the first thing I saw 🤣

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GoldwaterVoter 61 points ago +61 / -0

Only meme you can enjoy today WITHOUT context!

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gawd-emperor 22 points ago +22 / -0

Its the first thing I saw I didn't let your meme be dream

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donaldismydad 14 points ago +14 / -0

jeffrey TOOBIN be ZOOMIN' and LUBIN' his TUBE on the cyber, very disrespectful

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DrBJTester 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm like WTF is this the Babylon Bee? Nope it's a batshit crazy liberal reporter.

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catvideos3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Context?

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CannonballJunior 11 points ago +11 / -0

New Yorker staff were on a group Zoom call to "do an election simulation".

But Toomer thought they said do an erection stimulation.

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Basically someone was beating their meat on a zoom call?

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The_New_Pope 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bueller. Bueller. Bueller.

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JohnGaltwazhere 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me too I've been at work for 14 hours and the first thing is see, 🤣

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's kind of hilarious, everything the DimoRats accused President Trump of doing was things they were actually doing. The lying is going to reach insane levels before the election. After the election it's going to get really weird.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same.

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White-tailed_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here, I must have missed something good.

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NickTheDick 60 points ago +60 / -0

Imagine no more friend, I've just woken up and this is the first thing I've seen and I'm confused.

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Aspielogic2 80 points ago +80 / -0

Jeffrey Toobin (CNN and The New Yorker) got caught on Zoom cam playing with himself after a group Zoom call - that he forgot to exit from.

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Dialectic 56 points ago +57 / -1

No fucking way lol. Best timeline

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tombombadil 82 points ago +82 / -0

Funniest part is that Toobin was trying so hard to go after Brett Kavanaugh for the bogus rape allegations. It is always the sex addicts with no self control that have the worst TDS.

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PromiseImNotASpook 33 points ago +33 / -0

The fuckheads talk down on us and think we are less than them, but the retards can't even figure out how to close a Zoom call before furiously masturbating.

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HCQaddict 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or DM on twatter before moderating.

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've said it before, but I am convinced these leftist commies are evil and borderline retarded.

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GAGASays 8 points ago +8 / -0

The mechanics of this are mindboggling. How far away from the camera would he have to be to have been in frame? Etc.

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catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

My fucking nightmare.

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eatonfools [S] 28 points ago +29 / -1

That was me earlier on Twitter with "Zoom Dick"

I'm like wtf is that? 🤣

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BemorePcCuntyFagFace 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m out of the loop, who and what happened

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Induceddrag 27 points ago +27 / -0

Not happened, fappended.

Jeff Toobin was on a zoom meeting prepping for the election and there was some kind of break out session. Toobin somehow didn’t exit the origninal call and decides to relieve some stress. When the meeting resumed, participants were treated to Toobin wanking it, including his webcam pointed at the “activity.”

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MudDog 10 points ago +10 / -0

sounds like an "accident"

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TheKekingKing 6 points ago +6 / -0

This pede fucks👆

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80960KA 5 points ago +5 / -0

break out session

More like beat off session

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Tsusiatjack88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something about an election simulation, or an erection stimulation, I don't know, so confused.