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It's kind of hilarious, everything the DimoRats accused President Trump of doing was things they were actually doing. The lying is going to reach insane levels before the election. After the election it's going to get really weird.
Funniest part is that Toobin was trying so hard to go after Brett Kavanaugh for the bogus rape allegations. It is always the sex addicts with no self control that have the worst TDS.
The fuckheads talk down on us and think we are less than them, but the retards can't even figure out how to close a Zoom call before furiously masturbating.
Jeff Toobin was on a zoom meeting prepping for the election and there was some kind of break out session. Toobin somehow didn’t exit the origninal call and decides to relieve some stress. When the meeting resumed, participants were treated to Toobin wanking it, including his webcam pointed at the “activity.”
this putz was incredibly nasty to judge kav....made a comment, "if you knew this man's "history", would you allow him to babysit your children?" all the while, he's impregnating a friend's younger daughter and pulling a peewee herman during a conference call. altho' i guess now we'll call it, "pulling a toobin." what a freaking pathetic, perverted joke.
Yep. If you think about it, say you're an asshole like Toobin and you're having an affair (we already know he has them, he got caught having an affair with his friend's daughter and pressured her to get an abortion).
But you're home all the time because you're a leftist and you're askeered of rona and you're locked down in NYC and your wife thinks you should be home with her and the kid.
So you're in all these zoom meetings and that's about the only time you can be alone in your dinky expensive NYC apartment. So what do you do? You have sexy video time with your girlfriend, of course! When else are you going to do it?
Well probably in the middle of the night too but Toobin is probably a sex addict and gets off on doing it when he's supposed to be doing something else.
First, Toobin is a top tier leftist asshole. Second, he had an affair with his friend's daughter and pressured her to get an abortion. He's currently married with at least one kid so I'm sure his wife would like to know who he was Zooming with.
And third, he is the Crowned Progressive Expert on SCOTUS. The left all slobber over his book The Nine. I mean they think he's a god.
So: Jeffrey Toobin will soon be watching Amy Coney Barrett be confirmed as the next Justice of the Supreme Court, and he will not be on CNN, and he will not be a guest on NPR, and he will not be writing for the New Yorker.
NO ONE will want his opinion on possibly THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL SCOTUS CONFIRMATION in his entire writing career which has focused in recent decades on covering SCOTUS.
During the simulation, Osnos had been playing the role of Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, Gessen was President Trump, Mayer represented establishment Republicans, and Cobb stood in for the Democrats, the sources told Vice.
I can think of a different word you use for the third word of that sentence.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
Remember these people are the one's telling you how stupid you are. They pretend to know so much and claim to be so superior. Yet this tool literally takes his dick out and starts beating it like a crazed sex addicted monkey. He was probably turned on by one of his co-workers and literally couldn't wait a single second more before he had to jerk off.
What an absolute disgusting evil pig person.....JUST LIKE ALL OF THEM.
"Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC."
I can't meme but I happened to be watching scarface tonight. Based on the evidence, would be great to see someone meme "say hello to my little friend" hahaha
I missed the news today this was the first thing I saw 🤣
Only meme you can enjoy today WITHOUT context!
Its the first thing I saw I didn't let your meme be dream
jeffrey TOOBIN be ZOOMIN' and LUBIN' his TUBE on the cyber, very disrespectful
Franks and bREEEEEEns!
I'm like WTF is this the Babylon Bee? Nope it's a batshit crazy liberal reporter.
Context?
New Yorker staff were on a group Zoom call to "do an election simulation".
But Toomer thought they said do an erection stimulation.
Basically someone was beating their meat on a zoom call?
Punchin' the munchkin. Jerkin' the gherkin.
Yep, Lubin Toobin
Bueller. Bueller. Bueller.
Me too I've been at work for 14 hours and the first thing is see, 🤣
It's kind of hilarious, everything the DimoRats accused President Trump of doing was things they were actually doing. The lying is going to reach insane levels before the election. After the election it's going to get really weird.
Same.
Same here, I must have missed something good.
Imagine no more friend, I've just woken up and this is the first thing I've seen and I'm confused.
Jeffrey Toobin (CNN and The New Yorker) got caught on Zoom cam playing with himself after a group Zoom call - that he forgot to exit from.
No fucking way lol. Best timeline
Funniest part is that Toobin was trying so hard to go after Brett Kavanaugh for the bogus rape allegations. It is always the sex addicts with no self control that have the worst TDS.
Any knowledge on whether the Flesh-light he was using was purchased with a Discount Code from Joe Rogan??
We demand answers!
hey I'm a total fucking degenerate but I don't do this shit
I think the difference is about having dignity and if you work for CNN you obviously don't have any
Yup. These same people want us to believe their opinion of Trump is of any significance. Can't even jerk off properly.
The fuckheads talk down on us and think we are less than them, but the retards can't even figure out how to close a Zoom call before furiously masturbating.
Or DM on twatter before moderating.
I've said it before, but I am convinced these leftist commies are evil and borderline retarded.
The mechanics of this are mindboggling. How far away from the camera would he have to be to have been in frame? Etc.
My fucking nightmare.
That was me earlier on Twitter with "Zoom Dick"
I'm like wtf is that? 🤣
I’m out of the loop, who and what happened
Not happened, fappended.
Jeff Toobin was on a zoom meeting prepping for the election and there was some kind of break out session. Toobin somehow didn’t exit the origninal call and decides to relieve some stress. When the meeting resumed, participants were treated to Toobin wanking it, including his webcam pointed at the “activity.”
sounds like an "accident"
Some ways are really weird though...
This pede fucks👆
More like beat off session
Something about an election simulation, or an erection stimulation, I don't know, so confused.
I find if fucking hilarious that all the biggest Trump-haters all inevitably turn out to be massive perverts.
The loudest always have the most to hide.
this putz was incredibly nasty to judge kav....made a comment, "if you knew this man's "history", would you allow him to babysit your children?" all the while, he's impregnating a friend's younger daughter and pulling a peewee herman during a conference call. altho' i guess now we'll call it, "pulling a toobin." what a freaking pathetic, perverted joke.
Source? I'm out of the loop on all that. Need to get the full story on this perv.
https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/baby-drama-cnn-star-jeffrey-toobin-offered-casey-greenfield-money-abortion-sources-article-1.446944
that's for the baby mama drama. the other is all over the place right now. #zoomdick is trending on twatter.
Yup. And WHO was on the Zoom call that got him stirred up so much he forgot to exit the call?
Michelle my bell Obama
Michelle my bell-end Obama
Little Brian? In a tube-top?
There has got to be some reason for it. It is so far beyond coincidence at this point.
Hilarious and scary.
He was masturbating
That's a really strange thing to do. What did he find so stimulating about the situation?
Probably Masha Gessen who was also in the Zoom meeting. Wowza
Does she tape her chest?
Have some eye bleach
DAMNIT! Why didn't I listen to you, margarefugee! Aggggghhhhhh!
Sad.
That is one unfortunate looking little dude.
He was having a second video call with someone else, it appears. And he got his cameras mixed up.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
I love how he seems nonchalant about wacking off while he’s in a meeting...he’s only upset he got caught...sounds like he does this all the the time
Yep. If you think about it, say you're an asshole like Toobin and you're having an affair (we already know he has them, he got caught having an affair with his friend's daughter and pressured her to get an abortion).
But you're home all the time because you're a leftist and you're askeered of rona and you're locked down in NYC and your wife thinks you should be home with her and the kid.
So you're in all these zoom meetings and that's about the only time you can be alone in your dinky expensive NYC apartment. So what do you do? You have sexy video time with your girlfriend, of course! When else are you going to do it?
Well probably in the middle of the night too but Toobin is probably a sex addict and gets off on doing it when he's supposed to be doing something else.
Thank you. I could be wrong of course but since Toobin has a history of affairs, it seems more likely to me than the alternatives.
never a bad time to have sex
Probably had porn tabs open, switched to them, forgot the call, whatever.
Probably had a webcam model open next to the zoom meeting he was supposed to watch.
My favorite part.
Is that O'keefe as the paramedic?
Penis protruding, very disrespectful.
I FUUUUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE
Same! This was the first bit of news I received today. And I'm already in tears from laughing too hard.
Lubin Toobin!
Coomin Toobin!
There is no doubt. That’s what the Toober was doing.
It actually appears that he was having sexy time with someone else on a second video call....and he got his cameras mixed up.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
Here's what's so fucking great about this.
First, Toobin is a top tier leftist asshole. Second, he had an affair with his friend's daughter and pressured her to get an abortion. He's currently married with at least one kid so I'm sure his wife would like to know who he was Zooming with.
And third, he is the Crowned Progressive Expert on SCOTUS. The left all slobber over his book The Nine. I mean they think he's a god.
So: Jeffrey Toobin will soon be watching Amy Coney Barrett be confirmed as the next Justice of the Supreme Court, and he will not be on CNN, and he will not be a guest on NPR, and he will not be writing for the New Yorker.
NO ONE will want his opinion on possibly THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL SCOTUS CONFIRMATION in his entire writing career which has focused in recent decades on covering SCOTUS.
LOLGF, scumbag. Enjoy the Trump Curse.
Context?
https://nypost.com/2020/10/19/jeffrey-toobin-was-masturbating-in-front-of-new-yorker-bigs-report/
Zoom call was an “election simulation”. Toobin heard “erection stimulation”. Haven’t we all made this mistake?
nah, he saw the red tide on the election map so he got horney because he’s about to get cucked
Haha! Fucking weirdo.
Well at least it wasn't a well hung jury.
KEK!!!
I can think of a different word you use for the third word of that sentence.
Jeffery Toobin, CNN Legal PHAGGOT was on a Zoom call and was caught jerking it.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
"The New Yorker Endorses a Biden Presidency. It would be a relief simply to have a President who doesn't abuse the office as a colossal grift."
Man, it's no surprise, they're all jerk-offs over there.
He was also the Chief Legal Analyst at CNN
He's not good with computers
Toobin was tuggin' his tuber
"How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!"
I FUUUUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE
Caught playin with his frank and beans
His Big Mike and lil Barrys
I bet he was jerking it to his hot coworkers, but that’s just my guess.
Have you seen my baseball?
Have you checked with Stretchin Gretchen?
Gaping Gretchen?
One thing leads to another!
CNN is full of weirdos. Remember Don Lemon reached down his own pants so that he could rub his ball sweat on some dude’s upper lip.
Meme I made back in the r/The_Donald days 😂
https://imgur.com/gallery/6630Nad
kek
Think that was In a bar in the Hamptons
I can hardly wait for GEOTUS to tweet about it!
They had to use Zoom to see it!
Underrated Comment!
HAHAHAHA
PLEASE -- what flick was this??
I MUST watch it!!
THX !
Casually watching porn at work. Having porn on while on a zoom call. MaStUrBaTiNg!
Hey I wish I could multi-task that well!!!
and i feel bad for dozing off during online work meetings......
First time I saw “election simulation” in the article I read it as “erection simulation”. Maybe he just misread it too 😆
Hey u/eatonfools you wanna get on a zoom call with me and a few other guys tomorrow?
🤔
Lubin Toobin has entered the chat
None of this ever happened to Woogie.
Oh my what did I miss
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
LMAOOOOOOO
Baitin.......
Lib fag baitin.... as usual
CONFIRMED SAVAGRY!
You boys are always on point with the rapid spice. God I love this place!
😉
If you're Toobin while you're Zoomin be neat and be discrete
Member when movies were funny?
"my mother caught me"
Why is the LEFT so demented? WTF is wrong with these perverts???
Oh my, what did I miss?!
HE WAS HACKED!
The most trusted name in news
Is it bad I’d almost rather see his dick than that face?
His nose is bigger than his dick 🤣🤮🤣
I am dying here laughing. 😂
Was he boffo?
I go away for one hour, then suddenly
ZOOMDICK
Remember these people are the one's telling you how stupid you are. They pretend to know so much and claim to be so superior. Yet this tool literally takes his dick out and starts beating it like a crazed sex addicted monkey. He was probably turned on by one of his co-workers and literally couldn't wait a single second more before he had to jerk off.
What an absolute disgusting evil pig person.....JUST LIKE ALL OF THEM.
Isn't this the classic Bill Clinton move?
According to Vice (https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident)
"Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC."
So, to which one was he Toobin' ? Heh, handful.
Whacky, totally Whacky.
I can't meme but I happened to be watching scarface tonight. Based on the evidence, would be great to see someone meme "say hello to my little friend" hahaha
@JeffreyToobin "wait, this isn't the erection simulation"
This Day will Be Long Remembered