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He was masturbating! (streamable.com) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
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-f-b-i- 79 points ago +79 / -0

He was masturbating

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mathman 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's a really strange thing to do. What did he find so stimulating about the situation?

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kebabdrogo 15 points ago +17 / -2

Probably Masha Gessen who was also in the Zoom meeting. Wowza

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does she tape her chest?

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mrd92 3 points ago +3 / -0

DAMNIT! Why didn't I listen to you, margarefugee! Aggggghhhhhh!

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad.

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KillaryBillary 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is one unfortunate looking little dude.

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Block_Helen 13 points ago +13 / -0

He was having a second video call with someone else, it appears. And he got his cameras mixed up.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident

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MrSnappy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love how he seems nonchalant about wacking off while he’s in a meeting...he’s only upset he got caught...sounds like he does this all the the time

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Block_Helen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. If you think about it, say you're an asshole like Toobin and you're having an affair (we already know he has them, he got caught having an affair with his friend's daughter and pressured her to get an abortion).

But you're home all the time because you're a leftist and you're askeered of rona and you're locked down in NYC and your wife thinks you should be home with her and the kid.

So you're in all these zoom meetings and that's about the only time you can be alone in your dinky expensive NYC apartment. So what do you do? You have sexy video time with your girlfriend, of course! When else are you going to do it?

Well probably in the middle of the night too but Toobin is probably a sex addict and gets off on doing it when he's supposed to be doing something else.

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tdwinner2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably had porn tabs open, switched to them, forgot the call, whatever.

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably had a webcam model open next to the zoom meeting he was supposed to watch.

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

This never would have happened to Woogie!

My favorite part.

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frankenbox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that O'keefe as the paramedic?

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toobin was supposed to be playing the part

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