Don't forget that staples are dirt cheap. I'm single, 6 ft 1 and 201 lbs. I eat like a fucking king for about $150 a month right now. I could easily cut that waaaay back if times got tough.
You're probably planning or purchasing wrong. First, get a club membership like BJ's or Sam's Club. 100/12 $8.33 a month. Bulk Chicken Thighs as an example, on sale for 5 pounds for 8 bucks last time I bought them. Ground beef, 3 pounds for 6. Cheap flank steak, 2 pounds 10 bucks or so. 2.5 Pound pork loin, 7 something on sale. Cheap sausages like hotdogs or similar, 1 pound 3 to 4 bucks not on sale. That's easily 2 weeks of meat alone for a single guy. It will freeze for a month easily, more if you portion it first then freeze individually. All for less than 40 bucks including the cost of the membership. Most of those are sales of course, but meat tends to run in cycles of "this week chicken, then pork, beef, preserved, chicken".
Second, find at least 2 different grocery stores, Week 1, buy everything you need from the first. Week 2, buy everything you need from the second. Week 3, do the math and decide which staples you'll get from the first, which you'll get from the second. Be careful to take into account sales, and I reccomend keeping an eye on their sales if you can like if you get a weekly flyer. I personally do most of my dry and canned goods from the first, then most/all my perishables and meats I'm not buying in bulk (mostly breakfast stuff like bacon eggs milk) from the second. I went to the grocery store twice a week, one on weekends, one on way home from work. Every 2 weeks to a month I would go to a wholesale club.
Basically, find what's a good deal, buy in bulk when it is, portion out over time. I was feeding 5 people easily for about 50 bucks a week 2 meals a day. Every meal had meat, every meal had leftovers for the 3rd meal if anyone wanted it. Some weeks was 60-70 while the next were 40-30, so I am averaging a bit. And this isn't to say it was the exclusive food, still ordered pizza's and whatever else occasionally. But the core food bill was still 50 for 5. The second thing is, it will ALWAYS be cheap and easy to make more than less. A 2 pound box of macaroni noodles will be literally under 2 bucks. Tossing in enough meat and veggies to make it decently tasty, nutritionally balanced, and healthy will cost way less than just trying with the meat and veg alone. Can do it with rice, potatoes mashed or cut, etc. It takes less time overall to prepare too.
The longest part was boiling water in most cases, and for that you just cover a pot and leave on medium when you get home, by the time it's boiling you have done whatever you wanted, and when it's actually time to cook you just turn it up and uncover. The longest it took to cook of "involved time" was usually under 30 minutes unless it was something special.
Second huge thing a lot of people don't think about for cheap tasty food is "turn the rest into soup". Say you make the cheap pork roast. You add the potatoes, carrots, celery, onion etc and cook it, maybe using some stock to add flavor. You spice it and let it go. Meals done, you toss the meat and veg in a container, clean the pan and done. Why? You were already half way to soup anyway. Instead I say put it all in a slow cooker, start it on low go to work or whatever. After you get back you have a lovely slow cooked roast, eat that and are happy. Then just shred the rest of the roast, add some canned things like corn or green beans etc, maybe some extra carrot or celery, top the rest with stock, and leave it. Now you have an extremely easy, extremely tasty, and extremely cheap soup to eat by itself or as part of something else that maybe wasn't going to go as far. The base roast was already going to cost whatever it would cost. You throw maybe 5 bucks more into it, and you have at least 2 days of extra for no cost.
We do that with a $5 Costco rotisserie chicken. Split a chicken breast for dinner, make BBQ pulled chicken out of the second breast for next nights meal, then chicken vegetable soup from the thighs, wings and legs. First those parts get cooked to make broth plus I pick the meat off the bones. Broth, meat and veg make a chunky hearty soup. Add homemade 5 minutes artisan bread and our "cheap" dinner is a family fav.
What blows my mind with the worst of the obese(worse than this image, like the people on TLC who need parents to wipe their ass because they can't reach or move anywhere) is how much the go OVEE THE FUCKING TOP, on MAKING their food as deadly as possible.
Off the top of my head on episodes I've seen, i recall one dude who emptied a salt shaker at least once a day on his big macs, (which he covered in extra mayonnaise, literally like 5-6 little packets to one big mac, he ate 3-4 of those for lunch) a chick who dipped her fries into straight mayonnaise, (which she also dumped salt onto) and a dude who literally licked bacon grease off the pan everytime he cooked(and he of course had to put bacon AND MAYONNAISE on EVERYTHING!!! Can't forget the mayonnaise!!!!)
They really do see it as a competition to see who's heart can explode most disastrously.
If my family had to go without food, they wouldn't. First off, that's what hunting and fishing is for. Second, if I couldn't hunt for food and there was only alittle food, I would go hungry and my family would eat it.
The times she eats are 10am 11am noon 1pm 2pm 3pm 4pm 5pm 6pm 7pm 8pm. The others are times she doesn’t eat and is sleeping and starving.
Quick ... count the kids in case she got real hangry.
Hide the dog ... ugh
I only eat two. Seriously. I skip breakfast ( which they say is the most important meal of the day ) and might eat a burger for lunch. Then stuff myself at supper with steaks and mashed potatoes and homemade biscuits and a cobbler for desert.
I'm a fat guy who's lost 30lbs since August by citing back on my portion sizes. I can say from experience that She's well within her body's capability of not eating for a day.
I would bet that she's pulling in a minimum of 3,000 calories every day. A day of not eating for her is probably around 1,000 calories.
You know what my trick is for making sure portions are the right size. I use the salad plate! Everyone else is filling up these huge dinner plates with huge portions and I eat reasonable portions on my salad plate. It's really that simple.
You're absolutely correct! I've been using measuring cups to limit my portion sizes but maybe I should look at getting some salad plates to make it easier.
"Because it has gotten to the point that people are going without food, and in light of Florida cases not increasing after lifting restrictions, we think all states should lift restrictions and the country should open for business."
That's a quote from the kids. Here's the rest: "Sometimes mom just doesn't stop... When we're lucky some of her food sloshes out of the pan and we can grab a few handfuls off the floor.... those are the good days...."
When libs cry to me that people are out of work and starving because of Trump, I always ask them to show me ONE PERSON WE HAS DIED OF STARVATION IN THE USA. JUST ONE. THEY NEVER CAN.
try more of the 'don't'
Lol
BS, families can go to any food pantry at churches.
Also can go to local food banks.
Also can get welfare ebt.
USA, richest most compassionate country.
CNN = CIA MK ULTRA PSYCOPATHIC LIARS
Don't forget that staples are dirt cheap. I'm single, 6 ft 1 and 201 lbs. I eat like a fucking king for about $150 a month right now. I could easily cut that waaaay back if times got tough.
You're probably planning or purchasing wrong. First, get a club membership like BJ's or Sam's Club. 100/12 $8.33 a month. Bulk Chicken Thighs as an example, on sale for 5 pounds for 8 bucks last time I bought them. Ground beef, 3 pounds for 6. Cheap flank steak, 2 pounds 10 bucks or so. 2.5 Pound pork loin, 7 something on sale. Cheap sausages like hotdogs or similar, 1 pound 3 to 4 bucks not on sale. That's easily 2 weeks of meat alone for a single guy. It will freeze for a month easily, more if you portion it first then freeze individually. All for less than 40 bucks including the cost of the membership. Most of those are sales of course, but meat tends to run in cycles of "this week chicken, then pork, beef, preserved, chicken".
Second, find at least 2 different grocery stores, Week 1, buy everything you need from the first. Week 2, buy everything you need from the second. Week 3, do the math and decide which staples you'll get from the first, which you'll get from the second. Be careful to take into account sales, and I reccomend keeping an eye on their sales if you can like if you get a weekly flyer. I personally do most of my dry and canned goods from the first, then most/all my perishables and meats I'm not buying in bulk (mostly breakfast stuff like bacon eggs milk) from the second. I went to the grocery store twice a week, one on weekends, one on way home from work. Every 2 weeks to a month I would go to a wholesale club.
Basically, find what's a good deal, buy in bulk when it is, portion out over time. I was feeding 5 people easily for about 50 bucks a week 2 meals a day. Every meal had meat, every meal had leftovers for the 3rd meal if anyone wanted it. Some weeks was 60-70 while the next were 40-30, so I am averaging a bit. And this isn't to say it was the exclusive food, still ordered pizza's and whatever else occasionally. But the core food bill was still 50 for 5. The second thing is, it will ALWAYS be cheap and easy to make more than less. A 2 pound box of macaroni noodles will be literally under 2 bucks. Tossing in enough meat and veggies to make it decently tasty, nutritionally balanced, and healthy will cost way less than just trying with the meat and veg alone. Can do it with rice, potatoes mashed or cut, etc. It takes less time overall to prepare too.
The longest part was boiling water in most cases, and for that you just cover a pot and leave on medium when you get home, by the time it's boiling you have done whatever you wanted, and when it's actually time to cook you just turn it up and uncover. The longest it took to cook of "involved time" was usually under 30 minutes unless it was something special.
Second huge thing a lot of people don't think about for cheap tasty food is "turn the rest into soup". Say you make the cheap pork roast. You add the potatoes, carrots, celery, onion etc and cook it, maybe using some stock to add flavor. You spice it and let it go. Meals done, you toss the meat and veg in a container, clean the pan and done. Why? You were already half way to soup anyway. Instead I say put it all in a slow cooker, start it on low go to work or whatever. After you get back you have a lovely slow cooked roast, eat that and are happy. Then just shred the rest of the roast, add some canned things like corn or green beans etc, maybe some extra carrot or celery, top the rest with stock, and leave it. Now you have an extremely easy, extremely tasty, and extremely cheap soup to eat by itself or as part of something else that maybe wasn't going to go as far. The base roast was already going to cost whatever it would cost. You throw maybe 5 bucks more into it, and you have at least 2 days of extra for no cost.
We do that with a $5 Costco rotisserie chicken. Split a chicken breast for dinner, make BBQ pulled chicken out of the second breast for next nights meal, then chicken vegetable soup from the thighs, wings and legs. First those parts get cooked to make broth plus I pick the meat off the bones. Broth, meat and veg make a chunky hearty soup. Add homemade 5 minutes artisan bread and our "cheap" dinner is a family fav.
Sometimes we don't eat, but when we do...
Sometimes it's day light. Some times it's night light. Dohwn neva no unles the sun owt. We've herp derped our way into an actual Idiocracy.
They shop at Costco (Kirkland salt on the counter there) so when they do eat they fuggin eat.
Giant tub of butter spotted on the counter.
Its not butter. Pelosi has tubs of ice cream that go bad.
It orobably is too lol
What blows my mind with the worst of the obese(worse than this image, like the people on TLC who need parents to wipe their ass because they can't reach or move anywhere) is how much the go OVEE THE FUCKING TOP, on MAKING their food as deadly as possible.
Off the top of my head on episodes I've seen, i recall one dude who emptied a salt shaker at least once a day on his big macs, (which he covered in extra mayonnaise, literally like 5-6 little packets to one big mac, he ate 3-4 of those for lunch) a chick who dipped her fries into straight mayonnaise, (which she also dumped salt onto) and a dude who literally licked bacon grease off the pan everytime he cooked(and he of course had to put bacon AND MAYONNAISE on EVERYTHING!!! Can't forget the mayonnaise!!!!)
They really do see it as a competition to see who's heart can explode most disastrously.
she can afford to miss a few meals and still be fine
Looks like she's never missed a meal in anyone else's life either. She's built like the Greek goddess of diabetes who watches over all food itself.
Oh they say it runs in the family. But no one runs in her family ...
If my family had to go without food, they wouldn't. First off, that's what hunting and fishing is for. Second, if I couldn't hunt for food and there was only alittle food, I would go hungry and my family would eat it.
The times she eats are 10am 11am noon 1pm 2pm 3pm 4pm 5pm 6pm 7pm 8pm. The others are times she doesn’t eat and is sleeping and starving. Quick ... count the kids in case she got real hangry. Hide the dog ... ugh
Man must be hard trying to live off of a measly 9 meals a day
I only eat two. Seriously. I skip breakfast ( which they say is the most important meal of the day ) and might eat a burger for lunch. Then stuff myself at supper with steaks and mashed potatoes and homemade biscuits and a cobbler for desert.
I'm a fat guy who's lost 30lbs since August by citing back on my portion sizes. I can say from experience that She's well within her body's capability of not eating for a day.
I would bet that she's pulling in a minimum of 3,000 calories every day. A day of not eating for her is probably around 1,000 calories.
You know what my trick is for making sure portions are the right size. I use the salad plate! Everyone else is filling up these huge dinner plates with huge portions and I eat reasonable portions on my salad plate. It's really that simple.
You're absolutely correct! I've been using measuring cups to limit my portion sizes but maybe I should look at getting some salad plates to make it easier.
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Well maybe you should try eating less the first "sometimes" and then be able to eat the second "sometimes."
Just eat less each meal and you'll have enough for the meals you're "skipping."
Plus it's the right mentality for weight loss. Not keto, Atkins, Veggiehead, Vegan, etc. Just simply less; eat the same foods, just less.
"Some times We eat, sometimes They dont."
doubt
BIG IF TRUE
This gal isn't skipping meals. Any. Going back for 2nds? She's getting 3rds. Let's be honest.
"Because it has gotten to the point that people are going without food, and in light of Florida cases not increasing after lifting restrictions, we think all states should lift restrictions and the country should open for business."
"LOL, just kidding! Fuck the economy!"
Lockdowns kill
Underrated comment.
2nd thing on this site today that had me laughing my ass off. Sorry to say this one took me a second
This is why Trump says ro open the country back up so people can work.
LMAO this woman eats a shit ton of CARBS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, most of us call that "between meals"
Sometimes we eat (an entire grocery isle) and sometimes we don't!!
That's a quote from the kids. Here's the rest: "Sometimes mom just doesn't stop... When we're lucky some of her food sloshes out of the pan and we can grab a few handfuls off the floor.... those are the good days...."
Maybe you don't need more food landwhale
When libs cry to me that people are out of work and starving because of Trump, I always ask them to show me ONE PERSON WE HAS DIED OF STARVATION IN THE USA. JUST ONE. THEY NEVER CAN.
Listen to the recent Tom Woods episode interviewing DonorSee on the suffering across Africa because of the lockdowns.
Ummmmmm, pardon?
FAKE NEWS! My lying eyes see someone that hasn’t missed a meal a day in her life!
If you see her running you better run too... because a bear is chasing her.
Looks like she ate the entire grocery store.
Dude are you fat phobic?
Damn typos! Its supposed to be "Sometimes we eat, sometimes we don't eat... children."
Press (X) to doubt
She could survive on vitamins and water for over a year
Thats your own fault but you could stand to eat less
Say, has anyone seen Carlos?
are those dicks on her giant pants?
Lol this broad could live three months without eating.
Yeah, honey, I think you eat more often than you don't. Like, a lot more often.
If she did a hungry then I am starving.
They have a complete lack of self awareness. Idiots.