Man I know times are hard for journalists but Jesus...
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This needs a sticky.... Oh KEK
I went to sleep not even 6 hours ago and I'm already out of the loop. What is this about?
The chief political reported for the New Yorker whipped out his dick and started masterbaiting during a Zoom video conference.
CNN and New Yorker writer Jeffery Toobin was caught spanking it on a work zoom call. Apparently the higher upside at the company saw some full frontal action.
More disgusting then this incident, is the time he had an affair with co-workers daughter, got her pregnant, then tried to force her into an abortion (which she refused).
https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/baby-drama-cnn-star-jeffrey-toobin-offered-casey-greenfield-money-abortion-sources-article-1.446944
Yeah this guy has no soul. Here's money for an abortion! Wow. I can understand hush money, people fuck up, but you don't address the issue with murdering your child.
Not just any co worker but political analyst Jeff Greenfield’s daughter. Had a child (while he was still married) denied the child was his. DNA determined otherwise and a court order required champ to pay child support. This guy is a real class act!
As pro-life as I am I wish that demon-spawn were aborted.
something something about the sins of the father aren't the kid'o's...may his child learn not to be like his demented sicko of a dad...
Agreed
Folky kind of guy sort of peripherally on topic kinda sorta maybe...
The Sins Of A Family Fall on the Duaghter - Barry McGUIRE
No, methinks this tops that. At least SHE wanted to see his member.
7 minute sticky
MODS=GODS
Absolutely! Thank you Mods!!!
I see what you did there.
A 7 minute sticky is better than a 6 minute sticky amiright? 😉
No! 7! 7 doors! 7 little chipmunks twirlin on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch! You know that old children’s tale from the sea! It’s like you’re dreaming of Gorgonzola when it’s clearly brie time, baby!
I heard he does an election commentary podcast while he beats his meat. It’s only $9.99 a month!
The Young Jerks
Special appearances ft. Andrew Gillum, Big Mike, Don Lemon
And for Gold level Patreon contributors, a special 1 minute personalized voicemail from Hunter Biden.
You sure it's not an erection commentary podcast?
"Omne tulit punctum qui miscuit utile dulci." (He gains everyone's approval who mixes the pleasant with the useful.) - Horace, Ars Poetica, 18 BC
+1 for classing it up with The Latin !
Dick protruding very disrespectful.
Dicks out for Harambe!
I've been wondering when former Prince Harry's whore wife Meghan was going to start an OnlyFans. But her topless photos are free all over the internet. lolololol
Notice how once these fools like this guy lose their gigs they have absolutely ZERO practical skills or abilities to fall back on? They're totally useless wastes of oxygen.
Sadly he'll land another cushy job in the Mockingbird media. It's time consuming and expensive to brainwash people, can't let your assets go to waste!
No kidding. He’ll find a quiet gig somewhere and be well paid.
The assumption that jerking off on a work call is frowned upon by the Satanic Pedo Cult media is laughable.
My thoughts exactly.
"If it was Mutual Masturbation Monday we woulda had the masks and hoods on you retard!"
Dead man jacking
Anyone got the clip?
it's not that kind of website buddy
Some people want to see the clip... not because we want to see the man masturbating, but because we want to see the dirty deed he got caught doing and laugh at him. It would be preferable if his genitalia were blurred out or blocked with a black bar. Without the clip, we just have to trust the new media isn't lying this time.
Honestly if he were completely blurred and I could see the rest of the calls reaction that would be gold. I don’t want to see his Toobsteak.
Its for a friend
This whole topic just rubs me the wrong way.
You beat me to it
I did not see that coming
Sure you did, just glans over your shoulder and it’s there.
Toobman. The toobster. Toobarama. The toobinator. TOOOB.
Makin' memes.
Wait, Saturday Night Live used to be harmless stupid fun?
He can hold his own.
Odd seeing a jew celebrating Palm Sunday.
He's known to pull rank.
Exercising his right.
Always giving himself a hand.
Master de-bater.
Come on, he thought he had the Zoom video muted. Honest mistake, right?
Very believable after many months of teleconferences.
I’ve seen many of this type of fuckup, although it’s not been THIS egregious. I was on a call a few years ago where one guy just startled wailing on his acoustic guitar, and there it was loud as hell and on video too. His face when he realized it was kinda funny.
Pretty sure he was gone in the next round of layoffs.
Remember kids, the best course of action is to just focus on the call until it’s done. You know, what you’re supposed to be doing!
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Snopes on Toobin:
False!
It was not a staff meeting it was a strategy meeting.
He better get fired for this
Nah he’s not fired.
I wonder if he has teenage kids. Can you imagine what they must be feeling. Ew the uck at his desk.
Not surprising CNN creep. One of many. I’m sure
oh come on, you shouldn't compare literal performing whores to the hardworking people of onlyfans.
The fappening continues
Been out of the loop all day. DARE I ASK what this is about?
He unzipped his schlong when he thought he wasn't being recorded.
Lubin' Toobin!
Genius. Love this. Can’t believe this dude was jerking off looking at (I’m assuming) one woman in particular. It would be really funny to find out who and ask her how she felt about being the object of Toobey’s extreme passions...
Can't they all file sexual harrassment suits against CNN? What are they waiting for this is a slam dunk.
He'll definitely be tug-ging
ONLYWHORES
Please, where can we find the real video?
Toobin was Cooming.
What a jerk-off.
Oh wow
LOL
your video was fire
I also made this https://thedonald.win/p/HrhdHL6X/
Eww
Just nasty.
He was masterbating!
That would be the biggest ripoff in all of OnlyFans........and that is saying something!
Lol
Jeffrey was just Redtoobin'
Haha the splats.
Gandalf:
Toobin?
Right into his Toob Sock
Fuck you guys.
He took IT OUT
"Goobin the Toobin"
This should be the meme for all journalists... They are too stupid to learn to code... all they can do is onlyfans...
I bet
MASTOOBING JEY!