WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE CODE YOU FUCKING MOTHER BITCH.. I AM GO TO LOSING MY JOB! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? STOP TOUCHING THE MOUSE SIR DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!! You fuck benchode chutiya mother fuck stupid teri maki chut.. end call
This is Fartoush form the MS anti-hacking team. You have been informed that your PC and it’s motherboard have been infected with a RAM wirus and your prompt attention is required in the form of a $99 visa or MasterCard payment sir.
like people who prefer XML to JSON. well, depends on the application but I'd only use XML if I intend to transform it to HTML, regular structured data I prefer JSON. easier to parse and work with
This is why I came to love learning human languages. You can go to some exotic country and say the equivalent of "Food very good is. Very much thank to you" with a terrible accent, and the locals will smile and appreciate that you're trying.
With computer languages, you miss one semicolon and it's SYNTAX ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE and you just want to throw your hands in the air.
If you do any modern javascript development, you would know that most editors no longer require semi colons. Webpack and babel are just fine without them.
yeah I used to open brace on a new line but got used to doing it the "Kernigan and Ritchie way" since it's how we do it at work. I like to line up my braces so I can see easier where the block ends
I have been using Python so much lately that I forgot about this shit, and I don't miss it AT ALL. You still have the same "oops I scoped this line in the wrong block" but it's all good. Having to care about indenting is something you already have to do, so once you're used to it it's really better. The only thing that is annoying is multi-line statements and how indenting can be misinterpreted.
Now whenever I have to touch C or C#, I forget semicolons and have to remove the layer of dust on the semicolon key. Then I remember that they are pretty much superfluous in the first place.
Every time I do node and typescript I keep thinking wtf why is this not c#.
Still better at node (I'm cto and all our shit is react and node) but ever since we've gotten deeper into microsoft for our business apps I'm pushing the guys to use .net. so fast and easy.
It's hard to respond to you because on mobile the up and down arrows are in my way. But I cheated so fuck it. But yeah obviously the .net sdks are gonna be better. In fact I'm annoyed there are no good react msal library (that's up to date not that bullshit that uses implicit method) because I have to use auth0 for my 3rd party distributors to hook into the pricing tool I built. Otherwise I'd jdut make them guests in our azure ad
Lol authorize.net hasnt been updated in like 3 years since they got bought by visa. Stripe is a dream to develop with. They invented having dope docs. airtable took it to a new level
We do, and it's not like we're going to be implementing something like Babel anytime soon. I'm embarrassed to say we're still using WordPress and Mustache templates. I'm relatively new to the company, it's like taking a time machine to 2010.
Plus it is useful if you are using the variable when let would go out of scope. Although I'm not done that much JS, I'm mostly an embedded C dev where our language has barely changed in years.
JS is crazy how fast it all moves, outdated for you guys seems like 6 months.
The tech stack I am working with is truly outdated - but yeah, it's true what you say about the current state of js (also about var's scope while I'm at it). I kind of hate all these countless npm libraries, and all these new competing frameworks. It's getting a bit ridiculous, and for me it kind of takes the fun out of programming. I'd rather build a framework than learn how to use one (and be confined to it's obscure and ever-changing rules).
Seeing CoC and the replies in some groups are my favorite. The best has been "Have you ever contributed anything outside of documentation, that you had to get from someone else?"
this is basically what happened to Coraline Ada Ehmke (don't look "her" up if you like your eyes) with the Ruby language but matz is a based man and slapped it down lol
ah yeah, that and linux got hit with it as well. i've been running OpenBSD for a while so i avoided that whole mess but i'd like to see these projects start fighting back rather than caving to them since they're not going to stop anyway...
Sadly when they're that entrenched the only thing to do is put a fork in it, and be done. SJW's infecting something isn't much different then cancer. It destroys the host, corrupts what it was, and at the end kills the patient.
No joke, the billboard is borderline incoherent trash-coding.
This is closer to being coherent, even though it mangles three languages together:
var stillAlive = true;
var pandemicOver = true;
var you = getPerson("no, u");
while(stillAlive and not pandemicOver) {
you.wear(new Mask());
you.stayApart(from="hipsters", distance=40, unit="furlongs");
you.washHands(); //eh, why not
you.getTested(for="herpes"); // there's hippies nearby
}
It's all right there. The conditions for this are being alive. That's where the goal post is now. It started with 2 weeks to flatten the curve. Then it was a year to find a cure. Now it's a life sentence.
it's handy but unless you rely on software that doesn't have an alternative or isn't cross platform, using a linux distro (or if you like more unix-y stuff, a BSD system) is much more convenient especially if you're a programmer.
They're really honest at least. Loop only ends with death. You can also tell it's a leftist because they chose a language with no significant whitespace.
I hate when people write pseudo code like this trying to look smart, especially when they obsess over minor syntax to show off - despite the rest of the code being functionally useless.
Went on a road trip this past week. There were those light-up signs that usually warn of upcoming construction or delays which instead advised us to "practice social distancing both on the road and alone" or some crap. Listening to the radio there was one station which, rather than having useful information transmitted onto the car's radio display (which normally displays the station, the song title and artist), was transmitting advice including but not limited to "COVID-19 IS REAL". Another road-side sign told all of the drivers to stay at home as they were already on the road and headed on a road nobody would be on had they not already chosen to go there--like they think people are just going to turn around in the middle of their journey because of a road-side sign shaming them for doing normal, healthy human things. There were other similar things we saw. Basically they continue to think they must remind us of covid every 5 minutes lest we drift into any feeling resembling peace of mind or normalcy. Like when was the last time a single one of us was permitted to forget for a single day about covid?
Annoying af. I socialized more in this past week than I had for the seven months previous combined and I'll be doing it again for Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Year's and the weekends in between.
Even this billboard admits the virus concern is fake and knows it’s death count is nothing because they simply hardcoded that you will always be alive 😂
If it was C or C++, I would argue it would be possible by exploiting bad practices and writing directly beyond the allocated memory for an array of pointers that is next to the address of still_alive, then overrunning that array. But, var isn't part of C++, so, there goes that idea....
getTested() has been deprecated and as a JS developer, who the fuck still uses "var" anymore? its "let" or if it's a constant, "const"
I feel this nightmare pertains to those who speak any computer language.
Hello sir, this is Michael Johnson from the Microsoft Refund Department, what is your name so I may pull up your file?
Okay sir I understand you have a virus. We have detected 23 hackers on your computer and we need you to connect to AnyDesk to allow us to remove them.
Same
Please do the needful.
WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE CODE YOU FUCKING MOTHER BITCH.. I AM GO TO LOSING MY JOB! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? STOP TOUCHING THE MOUSE SIR DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!! You fuck benchode chutiya mother fuck stupid teri maki chut.. end call
-Samir
Hello my name is Peter Johnson and I'm calling from microsoft, you have virus on computer so you must send me amazon gift card.
lol
Please for the love of god tell me this is real
I feel like
RecallGavin(2020);
Belongs in that loop somewhere.
QC must be slipping.
The name is Bobs Vagene.
Is Shrini not available?
Now ma'am can you please show bobs?
The spill over from 4 chan... Lol
This is Fartoush form the MS anti-hacking team. You have been informed that your PC and it’s motherboard have been infected with a RAM wirus and your prompt attention is required in the form of a $99 visa or MasterCard payment sir.
like people who prefer XML to JSON. well, depends on the application but I'd only use XML if I intend to transform it to HTML, regular structured data I prefer JSON. easier to parse and work with
If u don't soap u ain't shit
Excellent.
1999 called they want their soap and xml back...
i prefer to return a file containing fixed width data.
kek
markup language is still a language
You are probably a js programmer and proud of how your code is "object oriented"
This is why I came to love learning human languages. You can go to some exotic country and say the equivalent of "Food very good is. Very much thank to you" with a terrible accent, and the locals will smile and appreciate that you're trying.
With computer languages, you miss one semicolon and it's SYNTAX ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE and you just want to throw your hands in the air.
Brooo we got this guy running SV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk
The simple solution to semicolon hell is to test early and often. Thataway if you have an error you pretty much know it’s in something you just wrote.
FORTRAN is making a big comeback.
No, not you.
Ok well also you, but keep it down.
COBOL RULES OK
Sure, until the Y10k bug kills us all...
He's a JS dev, semicolons tend to be optional for them :)
What I find funny is he even used the correct camelCase when the advert didn't.
oh I always use semicolons. gotta watch out for ASI
a=1,b=2a,c=3b; 3 assignments for the price of 1
great eye!
If you do any modern javascript development, you would know that most editors no longer require semi colons. Webpack and babel are just fine without them.
what about replacing semicolons with commas and putting the whole thing in curly braces
Shudders in PostScript
The same sort of degenerate who puts the open brace on the same line as the condition.
That’s the only thing they did right.
yeah I used to open brace on a new line but got used to doing it the "Kernigan and Ritchie way" since it's how we do it at work. I like to line up my braces so I can see easier where the block ends
I have been using Python so much lately that I forgot about this shit, and I don't miss it AT ALL. You still have the same "oops I scoped this line in the wrong block" but it's all good. Having to care about indenting is something you already have to do, so once you're used to it it's really better. The only thing that is annoying is multi-line statements and how indenting can be misinterpreted.
Now whenever I have to touch C or C#, I forget semicolons and have to remove the layer of dust on the semicolon key. Then I remember that they are pretty much superfluous in the first place.
Python master race
If you do that in C it's more like
# Outputs: Counter({'car':3, 'truck':1, 'plane':1})
tbf, the longer syntax is rather more clear if one is trying to teach
Hey now!
2 spaces is hard to read. 4 is too much. 3 is best.
Government-quality code.
government caught using var, a sure sign of globalism
Polluting the global namespace
I interviewed for a few gov jobs.
I expect them all to use var
I hate it when .NET developers write JavaScript.
Could this be a GladOS meme attempt
C# programmers have all left the chat.
Lol node is garbage.
Every time I do node and typescript I keep thinking wtf why is this not c#.
Still better at node (I'm cto and all our shit is react and node) but ever since we've gotten deeper into microsoft for our business apps I'm pushing the guys to use .net. so fast and easy.
I'm in the same boat lately, just substitute Node for Electron for extra thickness :)
IIRC, Node is what sparked MS to head down the dotnet core route so that's a good thing.
Totally agree. Our main shit is gatsby. Payment platform is node and stripe. Several business apps react and node
But damn I love me some azure functions
And when connecting some of our other crap to dynamics crm and erp c# is path of least resistance.
MS azure SDKs for .net seem to be more polished than the node equivalents too.
I wish we were using react in Electron. Stuck with Angular because we hate ram lol.
It's hard to respond to you because on mobile the up and down arrows are in my way. But I cheated so fuck it. But yeah obviously the .net sdks are gonna be better. In fact I'm annoyed there are no good react msal library (that's up to date not that bullshit that uses implicit method) because I have to use auth0 for my 3rd party distributors to hook into the pricing tool I built. Otherwise I'd jdut make them guests in our azure ad
Lol authorize.net hasnt been updated in like 3 years since they got bought by visa. Stripe is a dream to develop with. They invented having dope docs. airtable took it to a new level
We still use var because we have an outdated tech stack.
well if you still have to support IE8
We do, and it's not like we're going to be implementing something like Babel anytime soon. I'm embarrassed to say we're still using WordPress and Mustache templates. I'm relatively new to the company, it's like taking a time machine to 2010.
Do you even Babel bro
Plus it is useful if you are using the variable when let would go out of scope. Although I'm not done that much JS, I'm mostly an embedded C dev where our language has barely changed in years.
JS is crazy how fast it all moves, outdated for you guys seems like 6 months.
The tech stack I am working with is truly outdated - but yeah, it's true what you say about the current state of js (also about var's scope while I'm at it). I kind of hate all these countless npm libraries, and all these new competing frameworks. It's getting a bit ridiculous, and for me it kind of takes the fun out of programming. I'd rather build a framework than learn how to use one (and be confined to it's obscure and ever-changing rules).
varis cancer,letis never not the better choice. Hoisting was a mistake.The left can't code!
😂🤣
Underrated comment.
Seeing CoC and the replies in some groups are my favorite. The best has been "Have you ever contributed anything outside of documentation, that you had to get from someone else?"
this is basically what happened to Coraline Ada Ehmke (don't look "her" up if you like your eyes) with the Ruby language but matz is a based man and slapped it down lol
Yeah I heard about that. Sad to say that FreeBSD is completely screwed up at this point by the CoC shit stains.
ah yeah, that and linux got hit with it as well. i've been running OpenBSD for a while so i avoided that whole mess but i'd like to see these projects start fighting back rather than caving to them since they're not going to stop anyway...
Sadly when they're that entrenched the only thing to do is put a fork in it, and be done. SJW's infecting something isn't much different then cancer. It destroys the host, corrupts what it was, and at the end kills the patient.
They should probably #learntocode then!
Correct semantics is racist
Typescript is white supremacy
No joke, the billboard is borderline incoherent trash-coding.
This is closer to being coherent, even though it mangles three languages together:
That, and the implication of global variables which are affected by those functions
shivers
Libs love global scope
So globalist that there are no local variables
damn globalists!
I'm using camelCase forever
They couldn't even camel case properly!
bestCase = camelCase
My biggest issue: hard-coding the 6 ft apart instead of passing it as a parameter.
Snakes and camels dont mix!
PEP 8 FU lol
PascalCase
while (true) { OBEY(); }
The sign seems to indicate that there is no out. These are steps you must follow forever from now on
Buffer overflows always ensure there's a way to escape.
WearMask()
{
if (mask == DirtyAndFilthy){WearAnyWay()}
}
Show (bias) = false
So in otherwords, there is no other escape from that while loop until you die. From one MAGA coder to you pussies.. Go fuck yourselves
I'm in the bay area and surrounded by crazies. The Trump yesterday was great in part because it felt normal. No distancing, no masks, no bullshit!
Yup. It's 2050, there are 0 Covid cases, and yet you still have to wear a mask 24/7.
This, but unironically (and unfortunately).
Take note they named the variable 'still_alive' rather than 'virus_propaganda_still_in_effect', because that would eventually have a break loop.
It's our job to, in some cases literally, break the programming.
In Clown Society, abnormal is the normal
If the loop ever ended there would be a vote_democrat function called.
Actually they would probably call that function all the time. But especially after still_alive is finished.
LOL! Gotta have a base case bruh!
still_alive isn't a global variable, and is therefore out of scope for the helper functions. It cannot be mutated. Poor form.
THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST
... or it could imply that all of this is useless because of the 99.99% survival rate 🤔
It's all right there. The conditions for this are being alive. That's where the goal post is now. It started with 2 weeks to flatten the curve. Then it was a year to find a cure. Now it's a life sentence.
Learn to Obey
That’s a nice infinite loop you’ve got there, unless you die during one of the function calls.
Shit code, shit billboard.
Well, as we all know, you CAN die while wearing a mask. :shrug:
Generally doesn’t happen unless you’re Carradine-ing while Toobin.
Should really use an 'until dead()' and 'checkPulse()'
With a voteDemocrat() outside the until loop.
Not infinite, it resolves when you die. Meaning, live this way till death.
Getfvucked()
.#LearnToGoFuckYourself
Get tested? Why, so they can say I have it when I don't?
Yes. Exactly this
ya imma
headbreak outIn Silicone Valley is it still ok to only have two digits 1 and 0 to represent a binary number or has that been replaced also because it’s racist?
Those numbers need to decide their value! Reeeeeee!
Github switched to main vs master last week.
I highly disagree.wsl is the tits
it's handy but unless you rely on software that doesn't have an alternative or isn't cross platform, using a linux distro (or if you like more unix-y stuff, a BSD system) is much more convenient especially if you're a programmer.
I’m pretty sure you meant to say Silly Con Valley
That billboard is the most disgusting thing I've seen all day.
Why is it the lefties try so hard to be the "cool kids"?
Leftists are always the nerd fags
Then when the cool kids learned tech they claimed racist
Someone rent the next billboard for a 404 screen.
while (still_retarded)
Upvoted for the amount of autism put into this post alone.
They're really honest at least. Loop only ends with death. You can also tell it's a leftist because they chose a language with no significant whitespace.
lol @ poverty high-level language
C and assembly masterrace checking in
C++ is to C like cancer is to lung.
C and ruby master race also checking in! lol
I hate when people write pseudo code like this trying to look smart, especially when they obsess over minor syntax to show off - despite the rest of the code being functionally useless.
Infinite busy-loop. Alt-F4 that noise.
put a break; in it lol
All those methods return null
I’d be more concerned in getting an STD from a random AIDS needle laying around. Get tested for sure though. Could’ve been a good PSA.
https://mobile.twitter.com/andrewbogut/status/1318323077235666946
Oh my god! I feel bad now. lol
No camelcase wtf? What diversity hire wrote this?
🐍 and 🐪 case?!!
Went on a road trip this past week. There were those light-up signs that usually warn of upcoming construction or delays which instead advised us to "practice social distancing both on the road and alone" or some crap. Listening to the radio there was one station which, rather than having useful information transmitted onto the car's radio display (which normally displays the station, the song title and artist), was transmitting advice including but not limited to "COVID-19 IS REAL". Another road-side sign told all of the drivers to stay at home as they were already on the road and headed on a road nobody would be on had they not already chosen to go there--like they think people are just going to turn around in the middle of their journey because of a road-side sign shaming them for doing normal, healthy human things. There were other similar things we saw. Basically they continue to think they must remind us of covid every 5 minutes lest we drift into any feeling resembling peace of mind or normalcy. Like when was the last time a single one of us was permitted to forget for a single day about covid?
Annoying af. I socialized more in this past week than I had for the seven months previous combined and I'll be doing it again for Thanksgiving and Christmas and New Year's and the weekends in between.
Even this billboard admits the virus concern is fake and knows it’s death count is nothing because they simply hardcoded that you will always be alive 😂
this is projection from dumb (but educated) people
I’m voting MAGA and I’m still alive!
Hahaha, that loop runs forever since still_alive can never become false. The irony is off the charts.
They left off bendOver()
Hopefully the vulnerable "learned how to code" with the coal miners ... Nothing like a P.S.A. that is more pandering than informational.
Of course the libs use global variables, very horrible software design right off the bat.
Java wanna be C
Plastic Programmers
Infinite loop. External functions can’t mutate a local variable that isn't passed as a param
If it was C or C++, I would argue it would be possible by exploiting bad practices and writing directly beyond the allocated memory for an array of pointers that is next to the address of still_alive, then overrunning that array. But, var isn't part of C++, so, there goes that idea....
There is no way out of that loop except to die or a glitch in the matrix.
What a terrible waste of billboard. Buy huge billboard, use tiny, crowded font, only in center of billboard. Shows their amount of brain cells.
well... rip me lol
There’s only one way to break free.
const breakFree = (successRate, retardedViews, person) => { const redpill = Math.floor(Math.Random * successRate) return retardedViews >= redpill ? breakFree(successRate+100, retardedViews, person) : {...person, person.vote: “Trump”} }
Soydevs.