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Let the salt flow (youtu.be) 🐓 tendies 🍗
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ReptilianLawGiver -26 points ago +11 / -37

I'm always available if they get to be too much. You can find me at the top of the pyramid, deep in the jungle. Bring them to me. I have wisdom and knowledge for you. Will trade technology if they're fertile. Be not afraid of my appearance.

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Mynamesprivate 8 points ago +8 / -0

The lizard guy and your explanation.. i believe in alot of things, i do think ufos are fallen angels in disguise.. what a time to be alive..

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ReptilianLawGiver -7 points ago +4 / -11

Yes, Satire Is too far out. Too high brow for you? Your Avatar is a poop joke.

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ReptilianLawGiver 4 points ago +6 / -2

Like I said, low brow poop joke. It shows where your head is at. And yes, a reptilian overlord is creepy. That's the point.

You're a smart guy, and you think big thoughts. So ask yourself why this image would have ever been carved: https://ancientarchives.wordpress.com/new-latest-discoveries/#jp-carousel-2400 And yes, those are not humans.

This was painted by Priests. What are they making the sacrifice to? Look at it's hands and feet: https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/aztec-sacrifice-heart-god.jpg

Getting the picture? You can stick with the assumptions, or you can ask questions. You might learn something.

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EvanOnTheFly 8 points ago +11 / -3

All hail our mighty 🦎 overlord!

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ReptilianLawGiver 5 points ago +6 / -1

This Pede gets it. :) Tough crowd some nights.