Dude! I was going to mention his outdoor bbq thing, but my rant was already too long. THAT was when I officially stopped listening. He went on a tirade (again, no irony intended on his part) about how his neighbors bbq and they are degenerates because they use pineapple, and pineapple should never go on mest, and it wafts into his room and it should be illegal to bbq!

That was when I realized he was a statist. His answer to everything is getting the government involved.