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Italians_Invented_2A 235 points ago +236 / -1

Holy shit, I cannot believe a bitch could call her own child a "parasite".

The irony is that they are probably college students, who don't work and need to be maintained by their parents and the government. Ergo, they are literally parasites.

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Ex-libtard 78 points ago +79 / -1

Getting that good dick until some nerd foots their bill when they age out.

Get the world you build boys.

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operator1214 54 points ago +54 / -0

Ahem...take a look at the girls in that photo. They aren't going to get, as you state it, "that good d___". They'll be lucky if they can get the nerd boys.

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wasslainbylag 27 points ago +27 / -0

let's be honest, they can get most dick, because most dicks will smash regardless, even if they're butterface.

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FergieJR 8 points ago +13 / -5

Yeah if I was 17-21 again I would smash all 3. Not gonna lie and most guys here saying they wouldn't at that age range are A lying. B some of those weird guys that are actually incels but act like it's their choice.

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ARfreedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup, I wasn't smashing, even while having a college girlfriend at that age, for most of that age range b/c of religion.

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GodSaveTheWest 23 points ago +23 / -0

Some guys arent sluts fyi

With all of the degeneracy running rampant through society i think you are going to see more people switch to the side of saving yourself for committed relationships and swearing off casual sex.

Or maybe society is lost and its needs to be burned to the ground and reset.

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VaginalMalpractice 10 points ago +11 / -1

Society simply doesn't reset. Once an empire burns, it's either lost forever or takes generations just to stabilize.

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farquhar 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying that if we burn the commies and socialists, we won't have to deal with them for generations? Hmmm....

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Whatthelock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's be honest there's an ocean between what most men would smash and what is objectively beautiful. Although I think most would agree that it's hard to bang a chick you feel absolute contempt for.

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TrumpRules 10 points ago +10 / -0

You havent been married, huh?

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Whatthelock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvoted for the lolz but I got extremely lucky. Been together 8 years and married 5. Wife is extremely based and even with kids marriage has still been a smooth ride thus far.

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JFellows72 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bruh you made me spill my chili lol

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tcriv 4 points ago +4 / -0

ive never had these kind of desires for anyone that i didnt actually like on an emotional/mental level. disgusting baby killers would never be able to get it up... no matter what they look like.

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Rufus_Shinra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not the one on the far left, maybe the middle one if I was shit faced drunk and couldn't see straight and maybe the one on the right if I was slightly less shit faced. But yeah, most college kids when 2am comes around after a night at the bar will bang anything.

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GingerMinky 4 points ago +4 / -0

But they hate men...they’re not trying to get dick.

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, but the operative qualification is "good D"...and that they will likely not get. A pity, because if they just changed their attitudes they could (I will at this point take a step further and say that a man doesn't have to be some movie star handsome, ripped and cut dude to give you that...what he does need to have is a great and abiding love and desire for you -- and you, him; makes a huge difference -- yuge even. Sex by itself is rather boring and mechanistic; love leavens the experience to earth shattering heights.)

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

That ass? HULK SMASH!

The one on the left is iffy, probably the most missionary of the three. You ain't getting head out of that one for a while. The one on the right is the most energetic, she'll leave you sweating at the end. And finally the middle seems a bit chunkier and gives off the "no "holes" barred" vibe.

Could be wrong, but I'd put money on each of those.

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Ex-libtard 10 points ago +10 / -0

You take my point. We dont need to clarify that no dick is good do we?

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operator1214 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would argue that point/clarification -- some of it is beyond good, fantastic even -- cosmic in its greatness. I didn't joke around calling my husband "Thor the Teutonic Love God" without reason ;)

One just has to have good standards...which these young women will never likely have. Cats, lots of cats, with a fleeting, occasional side order of D that reeks of sadness and death in their futures if they keep this up.

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SentryS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did you just assume their gender?!? REEEEEEEE

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes; sue me...you won't get much, but go ahead.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jeffrey Toobin enters the chat . . .

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Sweetpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m sure these mud sharks will find some dindu willing to give them some bastards to abort.

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chris82tk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately men are being demoralized to the point that I would be surprised if a man settles for one of them

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operator1214 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, there's always hope. You never know; they might chance upon someone who changes their worldview, and they become very happy together. That would be my wish for them.

But they have to be open to it; I'm afraid these young women are in for some harsh and lonely experiences.

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AngryAsian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, there's a LOT of dudes who get drunk and then call one of these cunts just because it's easy.

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operator1214 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it will not be the best experience for either of them, nor will either party understand what they are missing out on.

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AngryAsian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, there's the great quote, "Men age like wine, women age like milk." I think most men grow out of it, but still have time to find someone and experience what they weren't getting from meaningless sex, women on the other hand tend to be so angry that the Chad that was calling her up late night for booty calls married a good girl that she tends to try to make as many people around her as miserable as possible...highlighting how most women act in 2020.

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, as a woman, I'd like to think I've aged like good bourbon...if not like wine. Men and women both have the choice to age gracefully or poorly -- but it does call for some ability to reflect and learn from one's choices. I've met plenty of people of both genders who were wild, angry little rebels during their youth only to find their groove later in life -- myself included (18 yo. me was a very disenchanted, pugnacious person...and also very sad and lonely; then I met my husband, who was also a very disenchanted young man with extreme pugilistic tendencies...and we became happy together, finding the thing our souls were really looking for in each other -- the older we got, the more our lives become content). These girls aren't off to a good start (but you never know; they may change; I hope they do).

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VaginalMalpractice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, that first comic reminds me of a few friends I use to have and the girls they ended up with.

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meals23 1 point ago +1 / -0

unfortunately a lot of guys just don't know any better, and they never will

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

The wall spares no one

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GingerMinky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, they’re not getting good dick. Look at them.

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mbarnar 37 points ago +37 / -0

It's spoken like people who haven't had a child. Idk how any woman who went through a pregnancy could seriously consider their child a parasite

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operator1214 18 points ago +18 / -0

Have been pregnant -- no, never thought of any of my children that way; worst thoughts were for what I later found out was my son -- who kicked like a bay mule frequently, repeatedly, and with sheer gusto, and whom I did call a little jackass a few times after he'd blasted me particularly hard to the point the little bugger nearly dropped me.

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TypicalEd 17 points ago +17 / -0

This happened years ago, but I was visiting a friend of mine. She was 8 months pregnant and the issue of abortion came up (not in regards to her baby). I told her my views and her leftist husband (father of the child in her womb) says, "There should be zero restriction on abortion. It's up to the woman. Her body her voice."

I say, "Even at 8 months?"

He shrugs and says, "Any time. If they don't want it, then end of discussion."

My friend nervously says, "I don't agre--."

"Shush," he snaps. "I'm talking here."

It made me sick and my friend just went quiet and rubbed her stomach nervously. This douche didn't even connect what he had just suggested. Would he be fine then if she went and murdered their baby? She looked queazy at the thought. He thinks he's a male feminist, but he never lets his wife voice dissent.

I worry what will happen when Trump wins. I feel like she's living in fear.

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TypicalEd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Even other lefties agree. He attacked his mother for her Trump support and the father dragged him out while he screamed at them "You'll never see your grandkids again!"

I told what happened to other liberals I know and showed his photo. Even they were like, "this guy looks psycho".

I feel so bad for my friend, but she keeps insisting "It's fine and that he'd never hurt me or the kids."

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OrangeFruitGood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Such a "champion" for women, shushing her from speaking.

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Tyrone_biggums 3 points ago +3 / -0

A friend, or a “friend”?

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TypicalEd 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a friend. Her husband is a lunatic.

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lanre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have you ever met a psychopath?

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Current_Year_Acct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haven't had one myself, and any woman who talks about it this was comes across as a bone chilling psychopath who I couldn't even respect, let alone put my dick in.

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maddog_dad 27 points ago +27 / -0

The real irony is that these girls don't think that they were once "parasites" in their mothers' bodies.

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Italians_Invented_2A 31 points ago +32 / -1

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

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TypicalEd 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yet they want to find a man whose bank account they can parasitically live off. Well, besides daddy cuck.

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FergieJR 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are currently parasites feasting off their parents and government loans that they now want to be fully forgiven of

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slrpnls 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew one girl in college I was interested in but then I found out she was really pro-abortion and probably posts to childfree. She talked about how awful her mom was and how she should've been aborted. No dad in the picture, of course.

I feel bad for her.

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Evei 1 point ago +1 / -0

They got it backwards. They were human then, they are parasites now.

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Imransgarage 17 points ago +17 / -0

God complex. They will pick and choose what they deem worth caring about and preserving.

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JackIsALarp 9 points ago +9 / -0

I look at it as completing lacking self-value. Not only do they not see legacy (their future kin as an extension of themself), but they also consider tpeople parasitic.

I think the God-complex comes in later at the "big cope" stages, if they make it that far in their mental circus.

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WishdoctorsSong 12 points ago +12 / -0

Their sign is correct, it's just pointed at the wrong target. These women are proudly declaring that they in fact or not worthy of having rights until they go and do something with their life, be it go contribute to society via work or even via raising a child, ie a non-parasite.

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forgloryofkekistan 71 points ago +71 / -0

Wait , these people who are on food stamps and hand outs from the government and want to suckle on the government teats are saying parasites dont have right? Are they just retarded or ignorant and retarted?

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 27 points ago +27 / -0

Retarded

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operator1214 8 points ago +8 / -0

Assholes.

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lanre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lazy. Who wants to work when you can get handouts?

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TownesVanCamp 46 points ago +46 / -0

Imagine being such a reprobate that not only is it ok to murder their fuck trophies, it’s funny. They are proud to be such vile pieces of trash.

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Batmemejr3 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sweetheart, I advise you to look up the word parasite, and then ponder your own worth. I'm sure living off mommy and daddy because the worthless social justice degree you got in the college indoctrination center... That they paid for, will make you question your own value in... AW, WHO AM I KIDDING? YOU'LL NEVER DO THAT!

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BeanieBeanTX 26 points ago +28 / -2

Shit talking communists doesn’t count, right?

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swimjim 17 points ago +18 / -1

Commies aren't actually people, though. So it's impossible to use dehumanizing language on them.

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Strike08 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are state property though so you can get in trouble for damaging that (though looking at how states treat their property lately I guess you can damage it)

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Frick_The_Dems2020 [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

People think it's hyperbole when we talk about it being good vs evil but there are countless examples of crap like this from the left. We are at war for the soul of our nation and people need to wake the hell up!

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grndmrshlgando 17 points ago +17 / -0

what was that greek myth about the man who was cursed to see the future, yet no one would ever believe him? I feel like that guy.

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Italians_Invented_2A 14 points ago +14 / -0

It was a woman!!!! you sexist misogynistic pig suppressing female achievements REEEEEEEEE !!!!!

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JustANormalAmerican 20 points ago +20 / -0

If someone would make a horror film, "The abortionist", where the killer uses abortion techniques scaled up for adult size, to kill radical abortion supporters, it would be the most brutal, gross murder movie of all time. Tag line "Your body, your choice". By the way thats what's going on in those wombs. Acid, vacuums, pincers, lances. Dismemberment and brain pithing.

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone needs to make this, wow!

We have a splatter series of movies for every single weapon in existence!

A chef knife, a machete, a hook, an axe, a pickaxe, etc. All these weapons have their own movies

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Your body, her choice."

Killer's a lady who got pressured into multiple abortions by liberal "friends."

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤯😱😢 just thinking about this

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RoosterHeadBad 3 points ago +3 / -0

You, Sir, are creative. That would be something to see.

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Red_Hibiscus 15 points ago +17 / -2

I pity these women. If they actually have an abortion, I promise that no one there bothered to tell them about the sick feeling in their soul that will never go away. For the rest of their life, they will have a nagging at their heart that they will not be able to get away from. It may not hit them right away, but it will.

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Italians_Invented_2A 17 points ago +17 / -0

All part of the plan. They are then forced to stay Democrat voters for life, because they will always have to reject an ideology that would find some guilt in what they did.

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MAGATRAIN2k20 14 points ago +14 / -0

But they’re ok with illegals having rights. Funny.

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CanadianTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Executive Order: the federal government shall fund a 1 time sterilization for any willing male or female od age of majority who thinks a unborn human is in fact , not a human.

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womp-womp-twice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mandatory if you ever advocated baby murder

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Tazhawkeye 9 points ago +9 / -0

I see women willing to abort their child to get laid.

Call it like it is.

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Loiuzein 4 points ago +4 / -0

But nobody does it jokingly, they're dead serious.

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InsectOverlord 6 points ago +6 / -0

Interesting. I saw this and agreed, thinking they were referring to illegal aliens mooching off of our system.

Then I saw the "my body, my choice" bit and my jaw hit the floor.

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hectorspector 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe that there is enough scientific evidence to settle the nurture vs nature debate on the side of the latter. If you are willing to kill your kid you're a sociopath. Three less sociopaths in the world. If we're lucky the abortion procedure will sterilize them for good.

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grndmrshlgando 5 points ago +5 / -0

that's the beautiful irony to all of this. these people supposedly hate nazis yet they have no idea who they actually were. all the while they themselves prove to be worse than these imaginary nazis ever were. and they will never know, even if it gets them killed. there's something very poetic about the whole thing.

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Italians_Invented_2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

We must ensure the future of white children, said the fascists.

They are anti fascist, see?

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Silent_Supporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re talking about communists right?

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Bragg 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, thats the same way we see most of the left and antifa...

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Batmemejr3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Touche'

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RenaissanceOfHope 0 points ago +1 / -1

There are more childfree guys than childfree girls, so they won’t have an issue finding anyone.

If you’re a childfree male like me, especially a patriot one, then it’s a challenge finding a childfree girl.

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RenaissanceOfHope 0 points ago +1 / -1

I see where you come from, but if you absolutely do not want children whether they’re biological, step, adopted, foster, or guardianship- that’s not something you can compromise on.

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Yender 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why are most of the proudly pro choice women the type that would never need abortion since they are completely unfuckable?

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JoeandHunterBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even I wouldn't hit any of that,, and that's saying something.

P.S. I hate my pop

Signed,

Hunter Bi.

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EpsteinCoroner 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife is pregnant right now, and this just absolutely sickens me.

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AuPhalanx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are three chicks who will never have to worry about having an abortion. Believe me.

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm never going to support abortion. If life is potentially one and done, then you just snuff out their only chance at it forever. It's infuriating.

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just to be clear though, Communists are not humans

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only parasites I see are the commies sitting injun style

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our ire guess towards those who have earned it. Theirs goes towards those who haven't even acted yet.

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pog_collection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then that same logic should go for welfare recipients

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MichelleObamasBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a great version of this image that is paired with a second image of a graph that shows the earnings versus the cost/spending of people of different demographics over their lifetime. Basically, women, Hispanics, blacks, and Arabs never break even. Their existence is subsidized by other people more than it is sustained by themselves. Ergo, this chick is making an argument against women having rights

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Banged sluts in my college days (thankfully, always wrapped my tool).

This is absolutely how liberal women think. They view the child as a parasite who won't allow them to follow their dreams of being corporate drones.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess these women don't understand science. A parasite by definition is a different species than the host the parasite is feeding off of. A fetus or embryo are the biological offspring of the parents and half of its DNA and genetic material comes directly from the mother. Calling offspring "parasites" is deeply disturbing.

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Chad_Dudebroski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Parasites dont have rights? Glad were on the same page about illegals

Also if someone could shoop some maga hats and build the wall shirts on them that would be awesome

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +2 / -1

A lot of them may not want children anyways. Their hearts are not black, they are afraid of having a kid that they want absolutely nothing to do with.

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably already sterilized themselves.

Only a white leftist 20 year old woman could publicly parade around with a sign this stupid.

I bet THEIR parents are wondering where it all went wrong right about now.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there anything more disgusting and evil than calling a baby a parasite and saying it has no rights? It's like they actually revel in being repulsively evil people.

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TheTeutonicSensation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice shirt, I guess I don't need to wear a mask in that case

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it at all possible they're speaking about themselves and how they're parasites in college on mom and dad's dime? -OR- that they're for welfare reform?

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Dogealoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could say the same thing about illegal aliens... 🤔

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Batou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Old pic. I'd like to see where these three are at now in their life.

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Parasites don't have rights", said these folks who are probably still living off of their parents.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair... We call them commies and dream of tossing them all out of helicopters like Pinochet. But commies aren't humans, so it's completely different.

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Yeti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they collect welfare?

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see plenty of that here all the time. "Communists aren't people" and all that, it's exactly the same Alinsky way of dehumanizing people to make attacking them easier.

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care what anyone says. COMMIES ARE NOT PEOPLE! THROW THEM FROM HELICOPTERS!

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

The gentler sex.

It's sad what has become of the men and women of this country.

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ToTheRescues 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have never met an attractive far leftist