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Trump2024 184 points ago +185 / -1

Make a secret door and a trip wire alert system that only attack dogs can hear. Alarm goes off. attack dogs go nuts and chew up the terrorists. Problem solved.

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RegularReplacement 152 points ago +152 / -0

"Smithers, release the hounds."

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ColonelCottonHill 96 points ago +98 / -2

"What are you gonna do- release the dogs?- or the bees?- or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees?

Friendly reminder: Matt Groening is a pedophile.

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MustafaJones 29 points ago +29 / -0

Release the radioactive steam!

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workinating 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dogs with bee mouths is definitely my vote. Will finally have bark and bite equality.

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hansgruber7 12 points ago +12 / -0

With disgusting feet.

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coinneach007 13 points ago +13 / -0

A moat around if and add Krakens. "Release the KRAKENS!"

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Sticky 14 points ago +14 / -0

Krakens with karens in their mouths

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ChaseKilgannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Release the Karens

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JamesSunderland 12 points ago +12 / -0

"My Face! The masks do nothing!"

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ObjectiveReality 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm glad you're on our side.

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Dropcord 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah the containers are just full of ammonium nitrate fertilizer. He is a farmer after all.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was gonna say dynamite, but I like your suggestion better. ANFO for the win.

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Tintop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably full of hay, to be honest. Shipping containers are GREAT for preserving the nutrient quality of hay.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or Trex with frickin laser beam eyes!

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or a moat with alligators...landmines

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DingleberryMutt [S] 82 points ago +82 / -0

Torched pro-Trump haystack replaced with shipping container display in California

TULARE COUNTY, Calif. – Arsonists have forced a California farmer to get creative with his display supporting President Donald Trump and Congressman Devin Nunes.

Farmer Jon Dolieslager originally created the display using stacks of hay at the corner of Avenue 384 and Road 80 in Dinuba.

On Sept. 29, the Tulare County Sheriff's Office says the hay was set on fire by arsonists.

The display was burnt to the ground, costing Dolieslager around $5,000 since the hay wasn't insured.

A few days later, Dolieslager rebuilt the display, using more hay and signs this time. The display was set on fire for a second time on Saturday, Oct. 11.

The sheriff's office says it found evidence that indicates this fire was started on purpose.

Dolieslager says the fire isn't discouraging him from showing his support for Trump and Representative Nunes.

"We're just gonna keep on going," he said. "We want to get our candidates to finish line."

He rebuilt the display for a second time on Monday, using steel shipping containers this time.

Anyone with information on both fires are asked to contact the Tulare County Sheriff’s Office at 559-733-6218.

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Gun-totingvegan 49 points ago +50 / -1

Books...

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Magaman_2 45 points ago +45 / -0

Not calories

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azeke 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ma'ams with hairy balls.

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Loc12 8 points ago +8 / -0

savage

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GilaMonsterous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Historic buildings...

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sub-collector 4 points ago +7 / -3

Who and which books did they burn specifically?

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Gun-totingvegan 10 points ago +10 / -0

The ministry of truth agrees that leftists burn books. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/portland-protesters-burn-bibles/

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sub-collector 11 points ago +14 / -3

Interestingly, they aren't burning qurans...

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not actually burning books mostly, because they do that too. It's more of them trying to rewrite history and changing definitions of words. You know, the basic commie playbook.

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TrumpIsGoodForUs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rioters In Portland, Oregon, burned American flags and Bibles during riots in the summer of 2020

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/portland-rioters-burn-bibles/

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Stantanvan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice work. No wasted effort, clean, clear and right on target.

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A_Triggered_NPC 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hell ya I love really close by to this farmer, its become sort of the local headline. This is in Devin Nunes territory, his wife is a local teacher and was getting threats at her work recently. Devin’s guaranteed to win again, we’re not all libtards in Cali!!

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7_17_24 7 points ago +7 / -0

My dream is to have Devin become Gov of CA!

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EvensoAmen 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see Nunes signs now that the reeeeeeee'ers make an "L" out of the end of his first name. "Devil" Nunes. Trump signs destroyed if they are anywhere near the ground.

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Sticky 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can't even imagine the mentality that would set property on fire because they disagree on politics,

Hope the pieces of shit are caught.

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Necrovoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based Judge to the convicted: "You and your fellow arsonists are sentenced to 30 days imprisonment - in a cage hidden in a bale of hay, that will be stacked as pro-Trump at the corner of Avenue 384 and Road 80 in Dinuba. On day 31, this verdict will no longer be secret."

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

But why does Trump keep trying to divide us? It amazes me how the rabid lefties keep chanting that mantra, while everything in reality would show them it is absolutely not the conservatives who seek to divide people based on ideology, race, religion, or anything else. Lefties smash bricks over people's heads. throw coffee and drinks in people's faces, vandalize cars and homes, destroy businesses - all over their inability to tolerate anyone disagreeing with them.

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Censorship_Sucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOOK AT THE MONSTER YOU HAVE MADE ME BECOME!

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ippwndu 1 point ago +1 / -0

He could have bought a camera after the first time...

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HeavyHebrew 64 points ago +65 / -1

I wish I lived near him. I have some free time, I am an insomniac lately and I have a BAR M1918. I would nightwatch his site, for free, just leave me a backhoe nearby and no questions asked about freshly tilled dirt.

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HangtownBill 31 points ago +31 / -0

We have the best backhoe operating insomniacs don't we.

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HeavyHebrew 17 points ago +17 / -0

I could have it dug, loaded and backfilled in under 15 minutes. Hell, I will add the lime on my own dime

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HuggableBear 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's a farmer, I'm sure he has access to plenty of pigs

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wizzingonwallstreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a hole predug. Always prepared.

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glow-operator-2-0 5 points ago +5 / -0

You don't always need holes.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

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Fffffffff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buzzards won't eat commies

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because it would be cannibalism.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 1 point ago +1 / -0

So commies ARE worth something. Good to know fren.

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thebassdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Endeavor to persevere.

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magabirdlady 12 points ago +12 / -0

We have the best Hebrews folks. :)

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 9 points ago +9 / -0

But not on Shabbat! Let the gentiles take the watch on Friday afternoon.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have extensive experience as a Shabbat Goyim, and my Friday nights through Saturday sunset are free.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

OUTSTANDING cross confessional cooperation, patriots!

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. " -Carl Spackler

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jennyfrutex 32 points ago +32 / -0

This farmer is a patriot.

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ObjectiveReality 31 points ago +31 / -0

I hate to hear this. Hay isn't free.

Leftists have such a weird relationship of money and property. They can't imagine hay being worth anything, so feel no remorse destroying it. If they were caught, and taken to small claims court they'd be astounded by how much the loss would be assessed at.

Then you get arguments like, "it's not like the farmer lost any money, the insurance will pay for it" because they have no idea how premiums work, which is unsurprising because they don't understand economics in the least.

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sustainable_saltmine 12 points ago +12 / -0

leftists dont respect any property except their own. if you are someone they dont like they dont care at all destroying what you have.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 9 points ago +9 / -0

leftists: muh global warming

also leftists: burn all the things!

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Suture_Self 3 points ago +4 / -1

They believe in magic sky-money. Insurance companies have it. Rich people have it. The government has it. It's just magical money that materializes out of nowhere. Why won't they share it with the rest of us??

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ObjectiveReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even worse than that. It's not that the rich won't share, the rich are only rich because the wealth is stolen. From them. They work as hard* as anyone else, so why should anyone make 10x as much or 100x as much just because they have some stupid piece of paper? It's just meetings or whatever, they could do that.

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EvensoAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not weird it's marxists.

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D0ntdrugtest 29 points ago +29 / -0

I drove by that hay bale daily on the way to work. One morning I saw the smoldering pile. Actually made me sad. Hope a deer camera or something caught those thugs

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A_Triggered_NPC 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nice to know I’m not the only pede in the valley

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A_Triggered_NPC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya well if your not in the dairy industry then Tulare probably isn’t the best place to be. Hopefully I won’t be here too much longer anyways. The homeless are taking over.

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EvensoAmen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Central Valley pede here. There are many of us.

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lyintedscrews 3 points ago +3 / -0

They caught the fucker, probably not even a legal citizen:

https://abc30.com/7190712/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%20Manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HRyfHkKoAPyxAqLuqkBvjLpJimvBcHk0ZiF4EcNeLzADVb6ho5vIzYOQ

FRESNO, Calif. (KFSN) -- A man was arrested after authorities say set fire to a haystack displaying political signs in Tulare County this month.

Tulare County sheriff's detectives arrested 43-year-old Adan Aguilar for intentionally setting fire to the haystack on the corner of Avenue 384 and Road 80, just south of Dinuba on October 10.

After two days of investigating, Aguilar was brought into custody after leading deputies on a brief chase on October 12.

Investigators believe Aguilar sparked the fire due to the political signs. Officials say another mound of hay displaying campaign signs was also set on fire two weeks before.

Aguilar was booked into the Tulare County Sheriff's Office Pre-Trial Facility on several charges, including arson, vandalism and contempt of court with special allegations.

The Tulare County District Attorney's Office said the charges were enhanced because Aguilar was on bail for two separate cases.

He is currently being held without bail.

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D0ntdrugtest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well he’s not far then just Down the street at Bob Wiley detention Center 🤣

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SirWilliam 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're likely illegal, so no charges will stick in CA...

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zaku 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not another Beirut blast.

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TehAgent 6 points ago +6 / -0

The old Oklahoma Okie Dokie

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not load it up with something you don't mind losing in a fire, like, say, antifags?

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BuckyRancher 35 points ago +35 / -0

I had friends that worked on Wall Street. They said farmers and ranchers were stupid and low stress jobs. I tried to explain how that wasn't true since I had grown up in a ranching family. The east coast elites don't understand how innovative farmers and ranchers need to be to stay in business.

Hats off to our innovative hard working people.

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BuckyRancher 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have no idea where food comes from

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meals23 19 points ago +19 / -0

what's highly ironic is these people think the job of farmers and ranchers will soon be replaced by automation

a lot of jobs on Wall Street are getting replaced by automation sooner than anybody else because sophisticated investment computer programs are far more likely to produce consistent gains than human investors over a period of time, because the program is written to follow only market trends and economic data. On the other hand, people make gambles based on "gut instinct" and potentially lose millions based off of emotional decisions.

by the time there are no American citizens employed as farmers because of automation replacement, the only humans left working on Wall Street will be the guys repairing the computers.

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BuckyRancher 16 points ago +16 / -0

Isn't it so. I left the ranch got an education because I didn't want to punch cows for the rest of my life. Made a good living and bought another ranch I guess it's in the blood. I'm just going out to bale hay now.

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Ophelia 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s also the fresh air.

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desync_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vitamin D.

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BuckyRancher 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's true

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Fffffffff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know. I'm a city boy moved to a rural town on a farm for 26 years I know i have move back to the city. I don't want to go

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BuckyRancher 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's safer in the country.

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4chanCommunityPol 16 points ago +16 / -0

The big city white collar types tend to not even understand how food ends up at the grocery store.

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Suture_Self 18 points ago +18 / -0

This illustrates the secret of America's success and the reason that the Marxist left can NEVER accomplish their goal. America was BUILT on the philosophical framework known as "fuck you, don't tell me what to do." The more you burn our shit and try to force us to do what you want, the MORE WE WILL RESIST. We are steel and we're being tempered by the flames of your hatred. "Don't tread on me" is NOT a request. It's a fucking WARNING.

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

(Taps roof) You can traffic so many kids in here!

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Fffffffff 1 point ago +1 / -0

One world will come one day. Not just now. Maybe 1000s of years from now

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magnokor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe Biden's terrorist, "I am an environmentalist, watch as I burn the hay."

Joe Biden's terrorist, "I am for animal rights, watch as I burn their food."

Joe Biden's terrorist, "California burns because of Climate Change, and now I will burn some hay."

The communists always go after the farmers. Commies, very disgusting, and what Kamala would call her voting bloc.

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Myzlplix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cum olive Harris: "Its not going to stop. Nor should it stop. Not now and not after the election."

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DONTRUMP 6 points ago +6 / -0

just drove past this on my way to SF to spray paint trump 2020 with my stencil everywhere I can reach.......Central Valley CA ,VISALIA,

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MentalyStable 6 points ago +6 / -0

It starts with burning your hay signs and ends with them eventually attacking you.

We protest peacefully just like they used to do. Yet they burn your hay signs. Ripping your signs from your front lawns.

Whats next? Attacking your women and children? May God help their souls see the light before then.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eeeeh two of those are the same story and involve a drug den. I stopped at that one; only two seem politically/racially motivated. I didnt need to click on those two since I am already familiar with the stories ;)

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, I was just doing a quick search for kids being shot..

was specifically looking for the one where the poor kid was shot on his bike out of nowhere by somalian guy.

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IAmTheSenate 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based Nunes

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Ophelia 4 points ago +4 / -0

God bless him. Portuguese descent too. Good people.

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bothloveocean 5 points ago +5 / -0

San Joaquin Valley, California.

Some bad hombres and based farmers, few cheese makers.

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EvensoAmen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can attest.

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lyintedscrews 4 points ago +4 / -0

They caught the fucker, probably not even a legal citizen:

https://abc30.com/7190712/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%20Manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HRyfHkKoAPyxAqLuqkBvjLpJimvBcHk0ZiF4EcNeLzADVb6ho5vIzYOQ

FRESNO, Calif. (KFSN) -- A man was arrested after authorities say set fire to a haystack displaying political signs in Tulare County this month.

Tulare County sheriff's detectives arrested 43-year-old Adan Aguilar for intentionally setting fire to the haystack on the corner of Avenue 384 and Road 80, just south of Dinuba on October 10.

After two days of investigating, Aguilar was brought into custody after leading deputies on a brief chase on October 12.

Investigators believe Aguilar sparked the fire due to the political signs. Officials say another mound of hay displaying campaign signs was also set on fire two weeks before.

Aguilar was booked into the Tulare County Sheriff's Office Pre-Trial Facility on several charges, including arson, vandalism and contempt of court with special allegations.

The Tulare County District Attorney's Office said the charges were enhanced because Aguilar was on bail for two separate cases.

He is currently being held without bail.

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ContraryCynic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those intermodal containers are tough as zog, good luck ever damaging them in any real way. Gonna be a ton of graffiti though, they're like highway underpasses for all the spray paint they attract.

I wonder where he got them?

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nmipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty much anywhere in the country you can find someone selling them and most will even deliver them.

This search took under two minutes:

https://www.conexwest.com/sacramento-shipping-containers-sale

http://midstatecontainers.com/stockton-shipping-storage-containers

https://www.usedstoragecontainersusa.com/Sacramento-CA-used-storage-containers.php

https://www.azteccontainer.com/

These are all dealers that serve the San Joaquin Valley, there's lots more.

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Ophelia 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re not cheap. But I bet he can find good Farm use for them afterwards.

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nmipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's California. He can even market them to eco freaks as a recycled residence:

https://sustainablepersonalfinance.com/living-in-a-shipping-container/

It's a really poor choice, but some people will do it just for the eco snobbery.

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Overkillengine 2 points ago +2 / -0

A farm can always find a use for a storage container.

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Fffffffff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amazingly people store hay in them. How's that for ironic

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nmipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, they do around here, too. Just riffing off the California connection. I thought about buying a 24 footer for an all weather repair garage. Not happening, wife doesn't want to look at a storage container. Saving up for a prefab now.

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beacray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, Devin Nunes has been instrumental in MAGA. Nunes is a great man fighting heroic battles.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

But it's front page news when a biden one is allegedly torched. Blows my fucking mind.

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SemperFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad that he had to create this. We are dealing with absolute criminal scum

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Defender110 3 points ago +3 / -0

Impressive girth!

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MustafaJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

So much for liberals caring about brush fires. Burning hay bales is hella stupid. It’s literally kindling in giant roll form.

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Jdw89 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know where this is!! Funny to see something I recognize on here!! Trump 2020!!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getting strong Three Little Pigs vibes rn

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AngryAsian 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you want to bet that those fruits burning the hay bales will hurt themselves trying to destroy this one and then go crying to the media

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AntiCommie89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based farmer!

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theeyeshaveit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just think... Now this display really IS popular with viewers because the butthurt Left thought they were being edgy to keep burning the Trump signs down.

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iamherefortheluls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know times are hard, but I with more patriots invested in security cameras.

I have a feeling we could have had 25% of the Democrat vote charged with felonies over arson, harassment and vandalism if all the Trump signage was watched over by a camera.

Especially on road sides like this - sure lefty can put on a mask... but will he remember to cover his license plate before he stops?

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RiverFenix 0 points ago +1 / -1

Easier to catch and release into a 6ft hole.

Nobody will come looking for them at your place because they weren't supposed to be there. You saw/heard nothing.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any reason these guys aren't getting shot? Trespassing with intent to damage or steal property. They have every justification to shoot to kill.

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OkieRedPiller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like the wall, higher and higher it goes

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why weren't they arrested the first time they burned his hay?

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JmReBox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take a page out of the fascist playbook, cut some holes for snipping with a paintball gun using marbles.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +2 / -1

someone get in touch with him and tell him about t_d and to advertise it as well

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username7 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should know better.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

i'm sure burning the hay was really good for the environment, which libs allegedly care a lot about.

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

well, they will probably at least try to burn the signs or climb up and vandalize them with paint

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JFellows72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jet fuel cant melt steel Trump signs

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder what would happen if you drilled holes about 3 feet up the side and then dumped 20 gallons of gas in the bottom three containers. Oh, and put up "NO SMOKING" signs of course.

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Coopster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clever. It will consume their time and keep them from rioting in the suburbs

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FUCKTHEDNC 1 point ago +2 / -1

LOVE IT!!!!!

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TheBurgomeister 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats about $7500 in used shipping containers right there. Not to mention the signs.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to be filling those boxes - manufacturing, lift taxes/regs, testing on wu flu and let er rip.

Worst case scenario- you can fit a lot more radical commies in a container compared to da chopper..*taps temple