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TRY BURNING THIS! California farmer builds Trump shipping container display after arsonists twice burned his hay bale Trump displays (media.patriots.win)
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– Trump2024 184 points ago +185 / -1

Make a secret door and a trip wire alert system that only attack dogs can hear. Alarm goes off. attack dogs go nuts and chew up the terrorists. Problem solved.

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– RegularReplacement 152 points ago +152 / -0

"Smithers, release the hounds."

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– ColonelCottonHill 96 points ago +98 / -2

"What are you gonna do- release the dogs?- or the bees?- or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees?

Friendly reminder: Matt Groening is a pedophile.

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– MustafaJones 29 points ago +29 / -0

Release the radioactive steam!

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– workinating 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dogs with bee mouths is definitely my vote. Will finally have bark and bite equality.

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– hansgruber7 12 points ago +12 / -0

With disgusting feet.

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– MrsHBarker -1 points ago +7 / -8

Proof?

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– ColonelCottonHill 18 points ago +18 / -0

https://www.wweek.com/news/courts/2019/08/13/court-documents-reveal-a-story-of-simpsons-creator-matt-groening-getting-a-foot-massage-from-a-teenage-girl-on-jeffrey-epsteins-plane/

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– coinneach007 13 points ago +13 / -0

A moat around if and add Krakens. "Release the KRAKENS!"

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– Sticky 14 points ago +14 / -0

Krakens with karens in their mouths

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– ChaseKilgannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Release the Karens

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– JamesSunderland 12 points ago +12 / -0

"My Face! The masks do nothing!"

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– ObjectiveReality 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm glad you're on our side.

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– Dropcord 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah the containers are just full of ammonium nitrate fertilizer. He is a farmer after all.

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– YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was gonna say dynamite, but I like your suggestion better. ANFO for the win.

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– Tintop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably full of hay, to be honest. Shipping containers are GREAT for preserving the nutrient quality of hay.

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– SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Or Trex with frickin laser beam eyes!

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– NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or a moat with alligators...landmines

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