New Yorker employee, CNN analyst, and TDS-tard Jeffery Toobin was caught masturbating (without clothes and with his penis on full display) on camera during a Zoom meeting with other co-workers.
No joke, he was completely naked and his penis is on full display in front of the camera during a meeting. How much of a fat pervert you have to be to do something like that?
right, the point is, it's a symptom of a mental illness.
i don't recommend choking the chicken on general principle, but if you're mangling the orangotan so often that you need to jerk off during a zoom call you have a problem
The story I read was that the people in the room said he appeared to be watching another screen. He's probably got zoom on his work laptop and he's watching porn on his additional monitor.
I didn't read anything about seeing his actual penis.
We>This guy probably thought the staff of the New Yorker would be into it, which is a fair assumption on his part, honestly.
If you look like Jeffery Toobin, then it is not a fair assumption.
But yes, that was my first thought. It seemed way too odd that someone would think to jack off while on a Zoom call, even with the camera off. Maybe he's an exhibitionist and likes the look of shock in people's faces.
New Yorker employee, CNN analyst, and TDS-tard Jeffery Toobin was caught masturbating (without clothes and with his penis on full display) on camera during a Zoom meeting with other co-workers.
The Left and its media are full of people suffering from psychosis of depravity. They get off on doing things which are destructive because it excites them. They are the devil's minions.
Very Patton Oswalt like
It's the massive quantities of soy.
The resemblance to the classic soyboy-open-mouth-face is really startling!
It is a look caused by being raised with too much soy and a liberal overbearing single mom
He was just demonstrating to his kids that there was such a thing as zoombation, you bigot! No tentacles required.
Physiognomy is real.
Proof:
https://preview.redd.it/9vljhed7fyo51.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=fd7256029e811034ea53559c2ae98416636f07d7
Patton oswalt is a prettt short mam when he's not standing on his wife's skeleton
Evil loves an audience.
"I thought the camera was off"
You're on a zoom meeting idiot. Stop jerking your cock.
Upvotes for both of you, using both hands on the keyboard.
You guys never did this? #meToobin
Do you tech, bro? ALWAYS assume the camera on any device is on, especially if the device itself is on!
Which is why there’s electrical tape over mine
Especially when you plan to masturbate during a Zoom meeting. Tech 101.
Hat tip Insty:
A creepy old journo named Toobin Was giving his willie a lubin’ While beating his meat His joy was complete Until he found out he was Zoomin’
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54611557
"I believed I was not visible on Zoom," he told Vice. "I thought no-one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video."
I know Rule 34 is a thing and all, but even I was like "really?! Spanking off to a meeting with a bunch of NYC bigshots?".
Reminds me of something Louis C.K. might do, but he would have preferred an in person meeting. Fucking perverted sociopaths.
Louis C.K. would have asked permission first.
You can't "mute" video. You can stop or start video, but mute is a term that applies to audio only. Toobin is a techno-tard.
GO AWAY! 'BATIN'!
Zoom should implement that feature.
So was he jerking off to one of the participants of the call? One of them turned him on so much he just had to jerk it then and there?
He was having a side convo with his side chick.
Allegedly.
Hell sometimes the wind blows just right and i have to jerk it
Underrated comment - I have not seen “Toobsteak” and I have been spamming these jokes
New Yorker employee, CNN analyst, and TDS-tard Jeffery Toobin was caught masturbating (without clothes and with his penis on full display) on camera during a Zoom meeting with other co-workers.
No joke, he was completely naked and his penis is on full display in front of the camera during a meeting. How much of a fat pervert you have to be to do something like that?
Hate to burst your bubble, but the pic of the fat naked dude was photoshopped. Toobin really did get caught masturbating though
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
C'mon, man! No napping during October!!
This is only one we ended up finding out about.
You know that Hollywood and the media in general are full of kiddy diddlers
devils advocate.
what does accidentally jerking off on a Zoom call have to do with being a kiddy diddler?
It's kinda like a guy who shoplifts a couple packs of cigarettes when he makes 250k per year.
You can say that there's a pretty good chance that that guy cheats on his taxes
How do you even shoplift cigarettes? They are behind the cashier...
Bad example
Replace with candy bars
right, the point is, it's a symptom of a mental illness.
i don't recommend choking the chicken on general principle, but if you're mangling the orangotan so often that you need to jerk off during a zoom call you have a problem
He got caught a few years back impregnating his friends daughter. Was sued in court for paternity. Tried to bribe her into getting an abortion.
The story I read was that the people in the room said he appeared to be watching another screen. He's probably got zoom on his work laptop and he's watching porn on his additional monitor.
I didn't read anything about seeing his actual penis.
We>This guy probably thought the staff of the New Yorker would be into it, which is a fair assumption on his part, honestly.
If you look like Jeffery Toobin, then it is not a fair assumption.
But yes, that was my first thought. It seemed way too odd that someone would think to jack off while on a Zoom call, even with the camera off. Maybe he's an exhibitionist and likes the look of shock in people's faces.
This.
Welcome to Toobins boom boom coom room!
Darn it, thought that video was muted!
Okay what did I miss
Frequent CNN contributor Jeffrey 'babydick' Toobin forgot to turn off his camera before jacking off during a zoom meeting.
CNN "reporter" Jeffrey Toobin in a video conference caught on camera spanking off.
New Yorker employee, CNN analyst, and TDS-tard Jeffery Toobin was caught masturbating (without clothes and with his penis on full display) on camera during a Zoom meeting with other co-workers.
What a Stupid & Fat Pervert!
The Left and its media are full of people suffering from psychosis of depravity. They get off on doing things which are destructive because it excites them. They are the devil's minions.
COOMala Harris
cnn is literally a liberal circle jerk.
Ok coomer.
The Coomunist Coomer
CNN are a bunch of degenerates and psycopaths with stage 100 TDS
Someone showed me a pic of it and I was ready to barf
Fake though.
acorn on a brillo pad, very disrespectful!
Needle dick goes coom.
Fat Belly and Micro-penis protruding!
VERY DISRESPECTFUL!
Go away. Batin.
Water? You mean like from the toilet?
Lubin’ Toobin
Top kek
He was tubin' the little Mr. Toobin!
Say! Isn't that CNNs Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin?
Stupid Fat Pervert!
Establish dominance.
Looks like he's getting ready to be bukkake'd.
He done cumpt.
caught me baitin'
THE ZOOMER COOMER? Reeee we already reserved the word zoomer for something else
Does anyone have the pics?
It's not even bate at this point