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posted ago by Crypulous ago by Crypulous +3704 / -0
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Salt-N-Pepe 90 points ago +90 / -0

Very Patton Oswalt like

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Darthrift 46 points ago +46 / -0

It's the massive quantities of soy.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 23 points ago +23 / -0

The resemblance to the classic soyboy-open-mouth-face is really startling!

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Chiefbrody 20 points ago +20 / -0

It is a look caused by being raised with too much soy and a liberal overbearing single mom

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YourTendiesWillBurn 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was just demonstrating to his kids that there was such a thing as zoombation, you bigot! No tentacles required.

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LinconChurchill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Physiognomy is real.

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BigMikesBlackCock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Patton oswalt is a prettt short mam when he's not standing on his wife's skeleton

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theeyeshaveit 6 points ago +7 / -1

Evil loves an audience.

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YourWifesBoyfriend 71 points ago +71 / -0

"I thought the camera was off"

You're on a zoom meeting idiot. Stop jerking your cock.

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nmipede 14 points ago +14 / -0

Upvotes for both of you, using both hands on the keyboard.

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SlannMagePriest 5 points ago +6 / -1

You guys never did this? #meToobin

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Knight1_of_Sunset 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I thought the camera was off"

Do you tech, bro? ALWAYS assume the camera on any device is on, especially if the device itself is on!

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Pepe_longcockings 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which is why there’s electrical tape over mine

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zabbers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially when you plan to masturbate during a Zoom meeting. Tech 101.

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T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hat tip Insty:

A creepy old journo named Toobin Was giving his willie a lubin’ While beating his meat His joy was complete Until he found out he was Zoomin’

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AaronWasRight 28 points ago +28 / -0

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54611557

"I believed I was not visible on Zoom," he told Vice. "I thought no-one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video."

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Mr_Noh 29 points ago +29 / -0

I know Rule 34 is a thing and all, but even I was like "really?! Spanking off to a meeting with a bunch of NYC bigshots?".

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AllTheWayTrump 12 points ago +13 / -1

Reminds me of something Louis C.K. might do, but he would have preferred an in person meeting. Fucking perverted sociopaths.

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zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Louis C.K. would have asked permission first.

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nmipede 15 points ago +17 / -2

You can't "mute" video. You can stop or start video, but mute is a term that applies to audio only. Toobin is a techno-tard.

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ah_hell 14 points ago +14 / -0

GO AWAY! 'BATIN'!

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Salacious_B_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zoom should implement that feature.

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AllTheWayTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

So was he jerking off to one of the participants of the call? One of them turned him on so much he just had to jerk it then and there?

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was having a side convo with his side chick.

Allegedly.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hell sometimes the wind blows just right and i have to jerk it

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SlannMagePriest 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment - I have not seen “Toobsteak” and I have been spamming these jokes

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Knight1_of_Sunset 15 points ago +15 / -0

New Yorker employee, CNN analyst, and TDS-tard Jeffery Toobin was caught masturbating (without clothes and with his penis on full display) on camera during a Zoom meeting with other co-workers.

No joke, he was completely naked and his penis is on full display in front of the camera during a meeting. How much of a fat pervert you have to be to do something like that?

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preparation-H 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hate to burst your bubble, but the pic of the fat naked dude was photoshopped. Toobin really did get caught masturbating though

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Pearls_Swine 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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GoldwaterVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'mon, man! No napping during October!!

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IAmTheSenate 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is only one we ended up finding out about.

You know that Hollywood and the media in general are full of kiddy diddlers

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4bfd6g5h4df54hgds6f5 14 points ago +14 / -0

devils advocate.

what does accidentally jerking off on a Zoom call have to do with being a kiddy diddler?

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IAmTheSenate 15 points ago +17 / -2

It's kinda like a guy who shoplifts a couple packs of cigarettes when he makes 250k per year.

You can say that there's a pretty good chance that that guy cheats on his taxes

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Happyass84 7 points ago +8 / -1

How do you even shoplift cigarettes? They are behind the cashier...

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IAmTheSenate 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bad example

Replace with candy bars

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HumanSomewhere 3 points ago +4 / -1

right, the point is, it's a symptom of a mental illness.

i don't recommend choking the chicken on general principle, but if you're mangling the orangotan so often that you need to jerk off during a zoom call you have a problem

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SpeedyPrius1 4 points ago +4 / -0

He got caught a few years back impregnating his friends daughter. Was sued in court for paternity. Tried to bribe her into getting an abortion.

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CousinEddie 7 points ago +7 / -0

The story I read was that the people in the room said he appeared to be watching another screen. He's probably got zoom on his work laptop and he's watching porn on his additional monitor.

I didn't read anything about seeing his actual penis.

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Pearls_Swine 1 point ago +1 / -0

We>This guy probably thought the staff of the New Yorker would be into it, which is a fair assumption on his part, honestly.

If you look like Jeffery Toobin, then it is not a fair assumption.

But yes, that was my first thought. It seemed way too odd that someone would think to jack off while on a Zoom call, even with the camera off. Maybe he's an exhibitionist and likes the look of shock in people's faces.

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OldMacDonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 14 points ago +14 / -0

Welcome to Toobins boom boom coom room!

Darn it, thought that video was muted!

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bck- 10 points ago +10 / -0

Okay what did I miss

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BeefyBelisarius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Frequent CNN contributor Jeffrey 'babydick' Toobin forgot to turn off his camera before jacking off during a zoom meeting.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 4 points ago +4 / -0

New Yorker employee, CNN analyst, and TDS-tard Jeffery Toobin was caught masturbating (without clothes and with his penis on full display) on camera during a Zoom meeting with other co-workers.

What a Stupid & Fat Pervert!

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theeyeshaveit 9 points ago +10 / -1

The Left and its media are full of people suffering from psychosis of depravity. They get off on doing things which are destructive because it excites them. They are the devil's minions.

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Pukeahontas 9 points ago +9 / -0

COOMala Harris

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Hugh 9 points ago +9 / -0

cnn is literally a liberal circle jerk.

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UnwaveringDefiance 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ok coomer.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Coomunist Coomer

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donaldo_dil_trumpini 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN are a bunch of degenerates and psycopaths with stage 100 TDS

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buckiemohawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone showed me a pic of it and I was ready to barf

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake though.

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7.62swinebuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

acorn on a brillo pad, very disrespectful!

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webthing 3 points ago +4 / -1

Needle dick goes coom.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fat Belly and Micro-penis protruding!

VERY DISRESPECTFUL!

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EdmondDaunts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go away. Batin.

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Slothboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Water? You mean like from the toilet?

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mottic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lubin’ Toobin

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek

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we_won_the_war_jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mr Toobin was representing the courts.

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Biggest-O-Mikes 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was tubin' the little Mr. Toobin!

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say! Isn't that CNNs Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin?

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stupid Fat Pervert!

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Jack_Dupp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Establish dominance.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he's getting ready to be bukkake'd.

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

He done cumpt.

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

caught me baitin'

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE ZOOMER COOMER? Reeee we already reserved the word zoomer for something else

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does anyone have the pics?

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telepathic_pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not even bate at this point