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Lol (media.patriots.win) đź’‰CRACKHEAD HUNTERđź’‰
posted ago by Sum_devil +5077 / -0
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triforce28 78 points ago +80 / -2

He didn't want a liter of cola. He wanted a liter of coke

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booblitchutz 29 points ago +30 / -1

He didn't want a large Farva, either.

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trollkin0331 11 points ago +12 / -1

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA

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themaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

In his defense, there's probably some salt blended in with that.

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Pelviskick 19 points ago +19 / -0

The lice HATE the powdered sugar.

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TwoWords 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s delicious

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PhilMaDong01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to make sure this was here, well done

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Jolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, good thing we got a like-minded team here...

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IncredibleMrE1 15 points ago +15 / -0

a liter

That's it?!

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wrong metric unit. He meant kilo

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Patrick_Tomlinson 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is an interesting statement that I decided to go down a rabbit hole of information inquiring the weight-density and volume occupation of the narcotic drug known as cocaine. You mention a liter of coke, and I may ask, exactly how much coke occupies a volume of 1 liter, or the equivalent, 1000 cubic centimeters of cocaine? It might be a quick simple google search, you may think. However, being that the narcotic is a controlled substance, the volume-density of cocaine seems to be blacklisted across search engines.

So I decided to do the equivalent: baking soda. Baking soda weighs 2.2 grams per cubic centimeter. Therefore, a liter of baking soda weighs 2,200 grams. That’s 2.2 kilos! Now if we assume baking soda and cocaine have a similar density per volume, which I doubt it’s exact but I imagine it’s within the neighborhood, a liter of cocaine would be 2.2 kilos of cocaine.

Now as for the cost. Low level low volume dealers according to this website, (https://www.statista.com/chart/18527/cocaine-retail-steet-prices-in-selected-countries/) suggests in the United States, cost of coke per gram is 96 dollars. Which seems very high to me (haha) but that would mean that a liter of coke would cost over $211,000!!! If buying wholesale, the cost is dramatically reduced, according to this website (https://www.unodc.org/pdf/WDR_2006/wdr2006_chap5_cocaine.pdf) cost of cocaine per kilogram is around 23,000 dollars, therefore 2.2kg would be around 55,000 dollars in cost. Prices may vary dramatically! Anyways, your comment spurred on this line of questioning for me and if anyone was actually curious about this, here are the results of my little research project.

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THIS MOUNTAIN MUST BE???

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havax 2 points ago +2 / -0

+1 for Better Off Dead Charles Demar reference, but fuck John Cusack.

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed.

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JoeandHunterBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was told there would be no math

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iPertinax 3 points ago +3 / -0

c'mon man

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triforce28 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good lord. I was just spinning a quote from the movie. But well done

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YourTendiesWillBurn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wolfram/Alpha lists cocaine as 1216 grams per liter.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 1 point ago +1 / -0

2160 grams per liter for sodium bicarbonate.

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KekBotSupreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say this. Saw this, wasn't disappointed.

Kek.

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Kpstyles 25 points ago +25 / -0

Some children are just naturally high energy

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BoughtByBloomberg2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Others need artificial boosters.

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

And penis pumps

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea but if you combine high energy + artificial boosters = the Universe divides ;D

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Fatty 10 points ago +10 / -0

And others are just high

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

unnaturally, of course

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AdamBomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Others just have the Hunter high

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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Mrs_Fonebone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not sure about the "just"--the sniffing's just a pre-test.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that's what he's willing to do in public...

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Mrs_Fonebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent point!

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RetardFarts 16 points ago +17 / -1

The lice, hate the sugar

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S-55 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its delicious.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uhhh good!

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LurkNoMore 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where’s Hunter?

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Cottoneyedjoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn’t someone say there is supposed to be a big drop tonight?

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nautilus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Adam Corolla says you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their kids. Biden's kids are trash - even his daughter is on video snorting coke, and has been in and out of jail. Have you ever seen a pic of Harrison Ford's son, or Robin William's kids? Or Will Smith's "boy"? Most Hollywood kids are fucking garbage. Trump's kids are established, successful, respected.

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Pegases 1 point ago +1 / -0

are you saying Robin William's kids are shitheads? never knew there was a problem with them

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Tulkas71 8 points ago +9 / -1

You mean Shenanigans ?

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plastic_Strawman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Evil shenanigans!

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TerryADavis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too easy: You can judge a parent by the qualities their kids display.

Now it's over to Hunter for the final word...

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's doing it wrong.

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BeijingBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lookin like Beignet Biden over here

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ajm144k 4 points ago +4 / -0

INNNNNN ONE CORNER we have multiple living children that have found success each in their own ways, made big and loving families, and still fight for their father's success at President.

AAAAAND IN THE OTHER CORNER, we have one living and one dead child, making money only off their father's position of power in the US government, broken and incestuous family ties, doing nothing but hurting their father's chance at President.

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TrampDamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

If what i heared is real. Hunter is in a safe place so he won't get Epsteined before Biden gets to jail.

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Where is Hunter" was always Trump trolling the leftists out there in Biden camp desperately trying to find out where Hunter is/was..

My guess is that he's being kept awfully safe somewhere.

They know he's fucked them so hard - he's going to be Arkancided so bad - lots of people looking for him

I would love to find out Hunter gave Trump the laptop to spite his pops.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter: STFU about hacks you dumbass inbred libtards, I gave that laptop to Trump personally!

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahahaa

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's powdered sugar, dad!

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Bananahammock12345 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah the lice hate sugar

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's for the delousing.

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Beth4Life 3 points ago +3 / -0

One thief on the cross was saved. LORD YAHOVAH we know it is YOUR desire for ALL to be saved. YOU TELL US TO PRAY , " on behalf of all men". In CHRIST ALONE, I lift up Hunter and speak of YOUR GRACE, (UNWARRANTED) MERCY ( BEYOND IMAGINATION) and FORGIVENESS (FREE and FULL TO ALL WHO ASK.

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Wood_Shampoo1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its powdered cocaine....

ITS DELICIOUS

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trumpdouble 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gave it a good chorkle

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BadgerPuncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

They treat the Donalds kids like criminals. Were they ever found to be? Dont think so...

Hunter on the other hand...

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey now Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Wikipedia, Snoops, MSM, etc all says this is fake. Hes no crack head. Hunter is a good boy. Just like his daddy.

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9000ENERGY 2 points ago +2 / -0

It tastes like sugar.

It’s delicious.

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journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!!!

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blow Biden

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Trumpologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s all highway

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Q_PEEPEE 2 points ago +3 / -1

also, while hunter did coccaine. tiffany was not able to be at the RNC due to her helping her family help out! imo, tiffany is pretty hot

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Q_PEEPEE 0 points ago +1 / -1

and by imo that means in my opinion ( if you didnt not know that

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Q_PEEPEE 0 points ago +1 / -1

and by hot, in comparison to other people in their famaily

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StarGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

thiccany is a qt

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nigga please ....

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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Bearbrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see hunter's dick in his dead brothers wife or a stripper, kinda misleading.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine wanting the guy who can't even raise his family to run your country, over the guy who raised all his kids to be wise and successful.

1 Timothy 3:5

(for if a man does not know how to rule his own house, how will he take care of the church of God?)

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get it. What does Shawn King have to do with this?

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Hunter Biden or Talcum X? Hard to tell.

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, Hunter pretty much just did the Chicken Fucker scene to his dad.

"I bet I can say chicken fucker...I'm gonna do it.! - Hunter

"Now...hold on calm down Hunter." - Joe

"Register to vote, CHICKEN FUCKER!!!" - Hunter.

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ciamarella 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s funny because it’s true

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +1 / -0

"it's delicious"

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Brickwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It's powdered sugar!"

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hilboggins 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was pretty touching how Trump was talking aout his kids.

He was pissed about what they did to Jr. Joked about how Ivanka just floats through life without problem and how Barron got over covid in like half a day lol.

Still calls em all, "my boys".

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter might want to go a little easy on the crack. Just a suggestion.

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nebu 1 point ago +1 / -0

so funny

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